Alas, the two '80s pop stars and
Playboy centerfolds probably won't be fighting each
other to the death, to the infinite regret of my 10-year-old self. Instead, the two will be fighting Mega Python and Gatoroid in Syfy's newest magnum opus
Mega Python Vs. Gatoroid, although word is Gibson and 'Fany will have a small brawl at some point in the film, because fuck it, if you're making a "movie" -- and I use that term very loosely -- with Debbie Gibson and Tiffany as the "stars," there's a special rung of hell waiting for you if you don't make them wrestle. It's probably the hell of Wasting Glorious Opportunities or something. (
Via Warming Glow)
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