• As someone with Tourette's I can assure you we don't all curse uncontrollably. Douchebag.

• Comics used to have their own unique vision. Now they're just another device for selling sex fantasies to lonely fan boys, just like the TV, advertising, fashion, and music industries. I guess it's easier than coming up with original, creative story lines and characters but I sure would like to read a good Batman detective story. 

• If you become irradiated with gamma radiation and your body becomes violently mutated, apparently you've got a lot to look forward to.

• I think that Jen might have an interesting relationship with Peter Parker in her human form. This way, Jen would fall right into the Betty Brant area: Close friends who have the potential to have a serious relationship.

• The only person that the She-Hulk(conquest) has yet to get to is Peter Parker/Spider-Man. If she was to have a strong mutual friendship with him, Jenn would find a man who would hold her interest in great regard since Wyatt Wingfoot.

• are you still shitting me shes getting lad by tony stark what the fuck is that

• She's pretty hot for a monster!

• Except the Juggernaut thing was way out of character for her, he has tried to kill her cousin for christ sake. That's like Batgirl sleeping with The Joker.

• The reason why alot of fans and Dan Slott hated the Juggernaut thing is because Juggernaut has tried to kill her cousin in the past, it's like Batgirl sleeping with The Joker. Juggy is beneath Jen's standards and he was a client, so it also shows a lack of professionalism. Jen loves Bruce like a brother, sleeping with one of his foes was out of character. Same with Bruce, he respects Jen too much to sleep Jen's Archfoe titania. Anywho, great list.

• What's with all the vitriol for the "firsters"? Are you guys jealous? Who gives a shit!

• What no wild boar space trucker?

• Wow, really, they're cousins, too? Shows how much i know about comic canon.

• Sin's Past would have been much better if Marvel hadn't changed JMS's story. Sarah and Gabriel were supposed to be Peter's kids, not Norman's.

• From the other comments listed here, YOU'RE the only Land fan. He's a prime example of a guy who grew up looking at nothing but the centerfold. A quasi-competent artist, but lack of life is a generous description for his work. Makes Linsner look thoughtful.

• She-Hulk and her cousin, Hulk? HEY, THAT'S HER COUSIN?!

• Okay, this is one of the wildest ideas for a list that I've seen in a long time. Fun idea! Thanks for doing the research (bet that was fun) and posting this -- with the necessary images!

• @LimeGreenSquid: Before you get any ideas to do Superman/Supergirl "pairings"- they are also cousins too. The world does not need superpowered offspring with Down's Syndrome or Tourette's. //"I fight for Truth, Cock Titty Shit Justice Fuck and the Potato Way!"

• I always thought that She-Hulk was awesome but I had no idea that she came off as a bit of a whore cause of this list. I actually found a few of the pairings pretty hot. Even her and the Juggernaut. But, the one with her and her cousin, The Hulk, I thought I was about to throw up. Incest is just horrid. Especially with that pic. That will give me nightmares!

• Excellent idea!

• Wouldn't her vaginal muscles crush a normal man's penis?

• You're right Odkin, a long time ago things like this weren't necessary. Comics now are primarily aimed at the a**hole teen/young adult demographic, while before they were aimed at all ages from children to adults. Things just sucked with comics after the 80's.

• Hi, i'm the artist of the one with She-Hulk and Hulk together. I have never followed the Hulk storyline before, and so i didn't even know they were related. I'd assumed they were just different people, like Super Man and Super Girl. I always wondered why they never seem to have hooked up ... i found out after posting it online when a horde of comments flooded in saying, "Ew, they're cousins!" Oh well, it was my mistake, so feel free to give it a hard time. And yes i like fat chicks, and i draw them.

• actually... im having sex with tony stark this very minute :D

• I still remember that issue of She-Hulk where she bangs Herc. The fact that she was initially trying to fight him only for Herc to turn on The Charm™ and get her in that mobile home she was traveling around in with her Skrull friend. Goddamn, did Herc rule.

• Not to sound too nerdy, but in the case of Man-Wolf, it was Awesome Andy who was shooting them full of love, although he didabsorb the power from Starfox

• Dude, you're not old, you're just a prude.

• you know comic book characters aren't real, don't you?

• Just as well, I don't know how you'd circumcise Juggernaut anyway! ...Wait, what were you talking about?

• Her invulnerability probably means she can't become pregnant and her gamma irradiated blood is probably inhospitable to earthly infections. (I was going to say she could use clorox as vagisil, but I didn't go there.)

• If the off-panel, gossip-based tryst with Luke Cage is acknowledged, the ambiguous ending to Marvel Two-In-One #88 should be in there too. She-Hulk spends the whole issue coming on to the Thing like a bitch in heat (sorry but it's true) and at the end, after they prevent a nuclear plant from exploding, they have to share a decontamination chamber for like two days or something. The End. I don't care if Ben Grimm was still with that blind girl at the time. Something might have happened.

• I wish that were true, but the son of Gwen Stacy still lives, and is in the current "American Son" comic. - We have to accept it: That horrible piece of crap is canon. No matter how much people bitch about OMD, I just can't see it as terrible when compared to the sheer awfulness of Sins Past. It's like comparing Mickey Mouse to Pol Pot.

• I read that Old man logan issue and I couldnt beleive they made the hulk turn inbred. If she hulks the only one who can handle geting screwed by the hulk then how can all those regular guys handle geting it from her? She could squeeze your dick off just from an orgasm

• Not really a She Hulk fan (or Marvel in general, too much of its like reading a soap opera) but its nice to know that comic characters are capable of getting their rocks off. And seriously all this slut crap seems creepy and a bit prudish, 10 or so partners is hardly village bike territory Anyone would think comic book readers don't have a healthy, well-adjusted attitude to female sexuality, Thats right I went there

• I guess I am officially old now. All I could think when I went through this list was "when did unmarried comic book heroes start screwing each other, and why would anyone want to read this crap?" I don't need to look at screwing cartoons, and I wouldn't let me kids read them' It seems to me that I never read a Spirit story or a Plastic Man story or a Captain Marvel story or a Lee/Kirby story where any of this crap was necessary. And their comics actually sold...

• Do they ever mention if she uses protection? I know it's fantasy, but they should still promote safe sex if she's going to have so many sexual partners.

• The #4 pic actually makes her look very appealing, and I love that outfit. I know nothing of this she-hulk, but in my mind, I thought she'd be... Well, ya know, more hulk-like (imagine a female bodybuilder). All these pics make her look less toned that a lot of human women who are just health nuts.

• Not Greg Land, Greg Horn. Land is the guy who can't get through a comic without having something traced in it. Horn is the guy who puts his heavily referenced drawings through Photoshop hell.

• Hell, good for Shulkie. She's not a whore by a long shot. She's a modern woman with a good sex life. Okay, some of these were bad ideas, and thankfully not all of them are in continuity, but mostly they're nice notches on her bed post. And really, who hasn't slept with Tony Stark?

• BAH! Sins Past never f---ing happened!

• Amen! Chuck Austen.. Well.. Can I say enough bad things about him and his X-men arc which included She Hulk among many out of character characters? Geez. What a festering turd that run was. Too bad, because he had some amazing artists. The Juggernaut thing was a really bad joke told by a bad writer. Slott's retcon of it was brilliant.

• For some reason i feel this list is very forward in feminist thinking...bc I'm really tired from caring about who Tony Stark shacks up with. I much prefer to know who Shulkie is getting it on with.

• I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS LIST. :D

• I used to want her too hook up with my boy Ben Grimm but now that I realize what a ho she is, Benji can do better. She's been plucked more times than my Aunt Petunia's garden!

• Even with quotation marks, using the word "artwork" to describe Land's product is generous. Though I suppose just calling it "art" would sound even stranger.

• It's a goddamn tragedy that She-Hulk has yet to bang Codpiece. In 3-D

• And now I'm that jackass who double posts. Thank you firefox for downloading updates when I hit post.

• And yet, in the history of the internet, no firster has ever had anything clever or insightful to say. That's what makes them firsters. "First" is their way of saying "I will never post anything interesting". Even if they don't know they're saying it, that's how the world at large interprets it.

• I'm sure she could crush you...

• That's assuming that Firsters are capable of clever and insightful comments, which they clearly are not. If they were, they wouldn't be Firsters.

• Haha I had no idea She-Hulk was such a fuckin whore. Thats hilarious! lol

• Or perhaps the difference is not in what her actions are that determine the distinction, but how people choose to interpret them. Jennifer is a woman who likes to have sex. And does so. What is wrong with that?

• it's when (during sex in the missionary position) a woman's strength is momentarily boosted (during coitus) and she lifts the man via their pelvis-to-pelvis contact, so that his arms and legs extend up in the air- his body forming the shape of an airplane. And now you know.

• It just seems like copy and paste art...for all the detail and life-like faces/poses it just seems so soulless.

• Yeah. She-Hulk would be great. But can you imagine the PMS? Hercules I can see handling it, but this Wyatt Wingfoot guy? I can hear him now, "The engagement was fine until one night her green vagina pinched my Johnson off and spit back out at me so hard it left a penis shaped welt. Now that toilet seat stays down!( mostly because I can't stand and pee...)"

• The Hulk never thought his cousin could simply be a surrogate? Oh right, no wincest then.

• Wolverine's, like, three feet tall. He'd need scaffolding to to put the moves on Shulkie.

• "Airplanes me?" Is that a reference to the "Otto" scene from the movie "Airplane," or something new?

• I hate myself for being the one who brings this up, but... Having sex with She-Hulk has to be pretty dangerous for a normal human being. Either that or she just doesn't have much fun. Now, let me just throw an idea that will make everything better. A FFF idea. Jen is traumatized because of the horrifying consequences of her last one night stand. Now every male is just too afraid of taking her to bed, and she finds her regular 'unbreakable' f-buddies aren't available (luke married, herc dead, starfox in space etc.). What would any rational woman would do? That's right, she puts an add to meet invulnerable mates (she will accept mutants). Then she starts chatting with this guy who answered the add, "Undestructible Cock". But who would that be? What does "Undestructible Cock" really want? Come on, stars of FFF, you may pick it up from here.

• That Hulk/She-Hulk fan art is so disturbing. This was a heck of a list research-wise. I consider myself as much a nerd as anyone but this is just downright impressive.

• I think Wolverine has jumped a lot of people, too. He's not as brash about it, though. I'm also fairly certain he hooked up with Jen. - Hank, on the other hand, probably didn't do Jen. They were both Avengers, but I think he's always been a bit on the shy side.

• Ultimate Hulk IS a ball of raging hormones. When Betty was on a date with Freddie Prinze Jr, Hulk went apeshit: "Hulk's gonna get you no matter who they send, Betty!" "Hulk hornier than a –" "Hulk wants Freddie Prinze Junior!"

• Spider-Man's sexual conquests... - The Black Cat Mary Jane Watson Deborah Whitman Liz Allan Glory Grant Betty Brant Skip Wescott (molested Pete!) Cissy Ironwood Michelle Gonzales (although maybe it didn't happen after all) - Note that he confirmed he never had sex with Gwen Stacy (thanks to that awful Sins Past arc), although that might mean they just went for anal... `hard to know for sure! - There have also been insinuations that something may be on the horizon for Pete and Carol Danvers, and that his relationship with Jean DeWolff might have been a little more serious than shown on the pages of ASM. - I also seem to remember She-Hulk mentioning that, while she hadn't nailed Spider-Man yet, she had thought about it.

• Virtually all of his women look like his wife. Greg relys HEAVILY on photos to do his pencil drawings. That's why they're so stiff and awkward. He then colors them on the computer and that's what he's good at. Ever seen the stuff he draws w/o photos? Awful.

• That picture freaks me out too because at the angle Shulkie is pressed against Starfox, you should only see one of her breasts. Instead you see two. It's unnerving and awkward.

• Do a barrel roll!

• <i>Jen is a slut, or Jen is asserting sexual identity and just having fun.</i> hmm... so what is the difference? The actions taken are the same, so it becomes a question of motivation, so what motivates a slut if not "asserting sexual identity and just having fun"? Unless the claim is that she has a profit motive, which would make her a prostitute, the two motives seem the same to me. Not that I object, of course. Comics are inherently escapist, a chance to make the world more awesome that it really is. And She-Hulk is quite... um... awesome. If you know what I mean. <small>I'll be in my bunk</small>

• i was going to be disapointed if she hulk and the juggernauts night of passion did not make the list and at number one for even though Dan says it did not happen. she hulk fans will believe other wise. as for star fox that is one that should never have made the list. unless its bad she hulk mistakes. one and she hulk and hulk doing it that is pure wrong even if it thankfuly is not cannon.

• That picture of Starfox always freaks me out. I had a feeling Juggernaut would be number one. That picture always amuses me. I find it funny that she and Hercules didn't do more damage to that little couch.

• I'm with you, it looks stiff and just odd, like recolored photos or something. The Starfox picture looks like they taped someone else's head to the picture after it was done.

• Did anybody else catch what Juggernaut says in the photo? "Sometimes women are just plain better than men." Looks like Tony isn't the only dude on that list that "visits both sides of town". BTW- Jen banged both Hercules and Juggernaut? If it turns out she also humped Beast and Wolverine, i'll be so goddamn jealous!

• I was hoping for something more like She-Hulk saying "I like it with the helmet on..."

• Got to love the thumbs-up he flashing in the pic though. lol.

• Wasn't it a minor plot point when defending the Leader, that gamma radiation drives her insatiable sex drive? The same way it makes the Hulk angry and the Leader evil (that was his defense in court actually.) So she has gamma enhanced strength, durability, and libido. Plus, her sleeping around allows for a lot of cheesecake shots for fanboys, because she's built like a 7 foot tall green supermodel. And we don't have those here in the real world. Captain America does okay with the ladies. He's just always so serious about being Captain America. But he's had fairly lengthy relationships with Diamondback and Sharon Carter. But yeah, I get your point.

• #1. The Skull of Freddie Prinze Jr.

• why do you think he's so angry in the first place?

• That just goes to prove that it is FAR easier for a woman to get some lovin' than it is for a dude!

• I'd tap dat green ass.

• You could be making the most clever and insightful comment in the history of the internet, but when you start it with "first" you automatically make the comment retarded.

• "Ah, if it was only the plucky pilot from the SNES game." GODDAMNIT NO I hope Abraxas doesn't read this list.

• Favorite one- Clay Quartermain: "Clay was a SHIELD agent (dead now)" Yeah, 'cause he had sex with the SHE HULK! Seriously, how could a human survive it? I'm a foot taller than my girlfriend and she still "airplanes" me. Not to mention the biting. THE BITING!!!!!!

• This is my favorite list. She-Hulk is probably my favorite Marvel character..

• HA!

• Yes, I think it IS just you... I can't look at his depictions of Ms. Marvel or Emma Frost without praising him as a genius...

• Wait a second. What if every time Starfox visited earth, we get some new horrible STD. I want to see a comic where someone blames him for AIDS, or at least genital warts.

• I hate starfox with a passion. His powers make him a walking roofie.

• Thanks for the reminder... Ugh, I had that one so far in the back of my head it was almost gone.

• Good to know that She Hulk has been exposed to the same STD pool as Astro Boy. Damn you Tony Stark!!

• "Dan Slott's She-Hulk relaunch was one of the best books on the racks." I see what you did there.

• It didn't happen in an alt-universe, the She-Hulk who did it was actually from an alt-universe. Specifically, a cosplayer from another world. Shulkie has a weird life.

• so what is she? A comic book ho?

• I was gonna suggest a list of Hulk's 10 Greatest Sexual Conquests, but then I realised that it would be hard to nail it down to even 5. HULK NEED LOVE TOO!

• Wait, what do you mean Dan Slott has appointed the She-Hulk/Juggernaut hookup to an alternate universe? It happened in a mainstream, 616 X-Men book. I'm confused. And why would it even matter in light of all her "conquests?"

• "And even if the dudes haven't, they've written fan fiction saying otherwise." Bahaha, thanks for the laugh. This list was just the thing I needed in the morning... though the picture for number 3, not so much.

• I gotta say, I'm somewhat perturbed by the idea of having sex with someone who can lift me three feet off the floor without getting a hernia. And that picture for #3 is HORRIFYING. I don't know if it's the fat rolls but it's freaking me out. Off-topic note to everybody - I bought TWO copies of the Transformers: War for Cybertron game. Just doing my part.

• Is it just me or am I the only one who cant stand Greg Horns "artwork"?

• Super-relevant: Feminist Hulk Twitter! http://twitter.com/feministhulk

• The last couple of arcs in her series had Jen and supporting cast members question many of her hookups as being part of her "Shulkieness" with Jen denying it and later questioning her reasons why. It's also been pretty established she struggles with being "Jen" and has more fun and less inhibition as She Hulk.

• I eyerolled too, Trisha.

• Wolverine turned her down cause he didn't want Juggernauts sloppy seconds

• When did mainstream comics become fanfic?

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