The She-Hulk's 10 Greatest Sexual Conquests

By Ethan Kaye in Comics, Daily Lists
Wednesday, June 23, 2010 at 8:00 am
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Just because you're a super-strong working woman with green skin doesn't mean you don't like get a little action every now and then. Jennifer Walters lives a double life as a top NYC attorney and as the (formerly) Savage She-Hulk. With great legal and gamma radiation powers come great connections, and She-Hulk's been part of the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, Heroes for Hire, the Defenders, and more since she debuted in 1980-- basically, she's been all over the Marvel universe. And Shulkie's made use of the famous faces she's come in contact with. Sexual use.

You might say she's easy. You might say she's simply asserting her sexual identity. In either case, the best parts of the Marvel Universe have seen the best parts of Jennifer Walters. Here are ten Marvel characters -- not all of them superheroes -- who have played on the green, so to speak. Although we imagine Shulkie would do some serious smashing if she heard any of her guy pals use the term.


10) Hawkeye
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Of course, not the 616 universe. This coupling took place in the alt-reality of Battleworld, the Beyonder's planet, after the Beyonder's death. With the omnipotent gaming being dead, numerous heroes were stranded on Battleworld, that led to some Jen Walters sexin'. Hawkeye and She-Hulk paired off and the result was the not-at-all-gay-sounding hero Mustang. If it happened in the alt universe, we all have to look at Clint and Jen a little closer whenever they're in the same room...

9) Clay Quartermain
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Clay was a SHIELD agent (dead now), who was assigned to a team with Shulkie. While they were talking nonchalantly about Jen's ended marriage, signals were sent and they ended up knocking boots on the Helicarrier. That's how things work in the fast-paced world of the future, I guess.

8) Hercules
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They did it on a couch.

7) Tony Stark
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The question really is, "Who, aside from possibly Jarvis, hasn't had sex with Tony Stark?" I bet half the women reading this list have had sex with Tony Stark, and even a few of the dudes. And even if the dudes haven't, they've written fan fiction saying otherwise. In reality, I suspect that Tony's heart is just fine, the chestplate just feeds power to his robot penis.

6) Wyatt Wingfoot
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While 80% of this list has just had one-nighters with Shulkie, Wyatt at least tried to make an honest woman out of her. The two were engaged for a while in the pages of Fantastic Four and the She-Hulk solo title, which means the Hulky woman and hulky Native American boinked quite a bit. I mean, it was the liberated '80s, after all. According to the soft-core porn from that era, there was an awful lot of sex going on amongst engaged and non-engaged couples.

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