• "Trust me, if you just go out screaming 'LEROY JENKINS!!!!' he'll squirt axel grease down both legs and get a registry error the likes of which he's never seen."

• "Go, repair-o-bot! You gotta fix this giant bass guitar - the audience is waiting!"

• Feel free to disqualify, friend pointed out the three per person limit. And sorry if I accidentally double posted, internet connection is screwy tonight.

• You're going to eat spyware, and crap firewalls!

• Having not read thru the 500 or so before me, gonna throw these out there: "Go give him the ole rock'em sock'em, robot!" "That is the damn droid you're lookin for." "This is where the metal fist meets the mech." "Give him the Domo aragato, Mr. Roboto." "You better eat iron and crap titanium to win this fight." Neat contest idea Rob, lookin forward to more like this, considering the infinite number of nerdy pics out there.

• See him, Jake LaBotta? <i>He</i> fucked your wife.

• Revenge of the Nerds 5 "Pull my finger cause my robot won't...!"

• You see that, Robot? There goes my career!

• There he is, there's Michael Bay, now you get over there and you rock'em sock'em his ass so hard it explodes.

• 1.) If you take that other robot down I'll give you an oil change you'll never forget. 2.) Look, you're creeping me out with all this talk of banding together with your robot brethren to wipe out the fleshbags instead. Just get in there and fight! 3.) It's the King Hippobot. Just punch him in the face once and then keep working the belly. Trust me!

• Damn, that sounds familiar. I'll accept the loss of nerd-cred if you reveal your source.

• Number one's a nice twist. Bravo!

• You are GOD!

• Don't you mean Prostate Rocket Punch?

• Number 3's a keeper!

• 1- There's Ratner! Go take him out for giving all that screen time to that hack Halle Berry! 2- That robot has cooler light tattoos on his arm than you do. 3- Nicole Kidman over there, planning on making me be in Australia 2. Stop her!

• See that? That's Mike Tyson. He killed Little Mac. Do it for Little Mac!

• theres gavin hood. now...KILL

• "If you win, you're tin. If you lose, you're still tin."

• Robot: 01000100 01110101 01101002 <<untranslatable>> Hugh: I know he knocked you for a loop, but get out there and show him what you are made of! Robot: 01101101 01100101 01110100 01100001 01101100 00111111 <<metal?>>

• 1. You call this a pokebattle!?! Its just a Snorlax for Christ's sake! ... 2. BEHOLD, THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY! 3. Look master, its Smeagol... Smeagol has your one ring!

• I dislike caption contests, its hard enough to think up something nerdy and unique as is; with caption contests its limited stubject matter. Besides, everybody else is doing it, why copy them? Anyway, some entries: There is Miachel Bay! Go shit all over him! Or: There is Bay! kill him! rip his head off and ***** **** ****** Transform and roll... oh, wait, you're a Decepticon, aren't you?

• Magneto's right: there is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side? I mean LOOK at that guy!!!

• This is the most one-sided fight I've seen since Muhammed Ali fought a 50-foot-tall mechanical Joe Frasier.

• Aim for the Eyepiece!

• You guys are missing the obvious, "Git 'Em!" with the obligatory "bitch" rolled in there....

• 1) I suggest a new strategy: Let the Wookiee Win. 2) You're Japanese! He's fucking Fisher-Price! FISHER PRICE!!!! 3) I didn't want to be a boxer anyway. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!

• 2. "I need you to go all Optimus Primal on his ass!" 3. "They wrote you off like a chump, said you wouldn't amount to nothin'. Well, when H.E.R.B.I.E's the champ we'll see whose laughin' then!"

• now get in there and show that tin can who is really the best at robot boxing

• That guy over there wrote a fanfic about R2-D2 going inside your ass -- and he describes it as a happy place.

• He is also an ultimate robot lover.

• The toilet is that way....it's too late for me...the methane gas cloud I've just produced has killed everyone behind me...run

• 6- H.J: Sweep the leg!

• I know, you are down, maybe for the count kid, but if you do not go and mess up that other bot right now, his children will one day menace Godzilla, and Tokyo.

• Okay, I know he's tough but he's hurtin' too. Don't let the super-strength and insane pain resistance get you down, look at him he's just some idiot in a blue TICK outfit. Now go out there and crush him!

• "...what do you mean robots don't have nuts?! Dammit, Michael Bay lied to me!"

• float like a 01001001, sting like a 0111001!

• "That's how you should wear a beret!"

• "That's the one. Michael Bay. Get 'im."

• The new live-action DBZ has ruined Krillin and Android 18 as well.

• "Check it out! That robot is completely topless!" "And that makes me furious for some reason!"

• 5- H.J: That´s a big twinkie!

• 5-HJ: That´s a big Twinkie!

• See that guy there! That's Uwe Boll! Pound him into a greasy spot before I am forced to take a role in one of his movies!

• 1- H.J: Arblus, look! It's Unicron! ... 2-H.J:i knew i know that guy, i give him a basket of muffins to paint my kitchen and he never did. 3- H.J:did you see the size of that chicken? 4-H.J: That´s the guy who leaked my movie!!!

• "is that iCarly...? go get me a guest spot..."

• Nonononono! The bathroom's over there! OVER! THERE!

• "what do you mean you didn't take the steroids?" "punch him in the nuts" "Hugh Jackman's passion for Rock'em Sock'em robots defy sanity"

• "Remember your most devastating move...JAZZ HANDS!"

• Its not really that impressive once you find out his opponent is the Brave Little Toaster.

• sudo make me a crushed robot sandwich

• "Now get in there and take your top off!"

• You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! You've got THE EYE OF THE TIGER!!!

• Hurt him like circuit breaker hurt Unicron!

• 1.Mickey Goldmill(Jackman): Ok Robo Rocky go out there and knock out Robo Ivan Drago dont forget he killed Apollo Creed 15 movies ago. Robo Rocky: Yo Adrian!!!! 2.Prof. Farnsworth(Jackman: Good News everybody! Bender: Oh crud. (With big letters at the top. Coming Soon Live Action Futurama.) 3.(Jackman): Ok Calculon this take remember you are playing a boxer not a soap character. Calculon:"I'd like to thank the Academy, my agent and most of all, my operating system, Windows Vista, for everything it-- [crashes] [mechanic voice] System error." (Jackman) : I'll take that as ok.

• Is that gum on the rope? Gum! I've told you a hundred times. 'Never stick your god-damned gum on the rope!'

• 2nd entry: Maximilian was confused; Dr. Reinhardt didn't look the same, and the black hole they were going toward now looked like an X-Men movie, but the guy from Scream, not that one, the other one, no the other one. Yeah. That one. HE was in it.

• Hey, is that Gender Bender Rodriguez in the audience?

• "Now you're gonna have to trust me on this one... get in there and punch him in the nuts."

• I'm blushing.

• Now take him down before your battery dies!

• Well, looks like I got pwned like a total noob. Thanks Third Impact. You totes win.

• "See that toilet? Thats where my career is going."

• &#64;third impact

• ...your point being?

• it got to the finals literally by being a windmill and not a gundam for a year

• No, no, before you go like this you need to say: This hand of mine glows with an awesome power. It's burning grip tells me to defeat you! Now here I go, Shining Finger!

• Your mom.

• That guy is Michael Bay. Think about what he did to your people in Transformers!

• Sorry. Rob already posted the X-Men story for FFF.

• "See I told you! If you look hard enough into Optimus Prime's anal cavity you can see my picture, its the forth one on the right."

• See over there? That's where my dignity is. Bring it back to me, pretty please.

• Rob, do you want an answer to why you haven't thought of a contest like this before? Because I could go to a hundred websites with "CAPTION THIS PICTURE FOR LOLZ!" I love the TR Contests because they're creative, original, and nerd-driven. Caption Contests are none of those things, they're a cop-out.

• So you wanna be a boxer In the golden ring Can you punch like a south-bound freight train Tell me just one thing Can you move in a whirl like a humming bird's wing If you need to (ooh thats fast!) Can you bob, can you weave can you fake and deceive when you need to? Well, you might as well quit If you haven't got it

• Hugh Jackman: Look! Here comes my agent with the script for that boxing drama he was telling me over the phone about. Goodbye fluffy CGI bullshit, hello Oscars! Robot: Danger Hugh Jackman, Danger!

• Electro Bolt Plasmid that fucker, would you kindly?

• Here's the gameplan. I'll go batshit freakout on the lighting guy over there for like 45 minutes. You film it, remix it, and upload it to YouTube. With any luck, we'll both retain our relevance.

• Apologies for duplicates. The server kept crashing, and then after refreshing multiple times and waiting over 10 minutes, NONE of my comments showed up. Now they are visible.

• We're changing plans and going after that guy in the second row over there! It's my agent. He told me this would outsell Avatar!

• You see that little shriveled thing in the other corner? That used to be my legitimate acting career, punch it repeatedly in the groin and neck!

• Leader one ain't got no s### n you

• Sorry, I got carried away and realized right after hitting Post. Uh, 1, 5, and 6 are for the contest. Yeah, that's it. 2, 3, and 4 are just bonus. That works, right?

• "Make him bite your shiny metal ass!"

• 1. What do you mean you never saw Robot Jox? I told you watch the tapes! 2. Look kid, you've got heart. You've worked harder than anyone else here. I've never trained anyone better. Now get in there and punch that pile of scrap's head off. 3. Its too late to back out. We owe Brick Top too money.

• You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! No, really. Jerry installed that on Thursday.

• Don't worry. We can beat those 'topless roboteers'. We'll show them wolverine 2 will rock... em sock em

• "Tell him to bite your shiny metal ass!"

• "HEY! Who the <i>frak</i> do you think you are picking on him like that? What, you think because he's a robot, he doesn't have feelings?! Well you are <i>sorely</i> mistaken buster!"

• Never mind his claws, go out there and get those dog tags, I got some pretending to do.

• "Get in there and make R2 proud!"

• "Today, you honor the memory of your people,.. of all of the generations of reds that died before you. Remember, aim high, hit square, and the legacy shall be yours. It's time to show blue what it truly means to rock'em and sock'em!"

• THAT!!! Is another Robot!

• It doesn't matter how bad this movie is, I'm still getting laid and payed more than all you folk out there, so suck it up.

• You're gonna eat lightnin' and you're gonna crap thunder! No, literally. Jerry installed that on Thursday.

• "See that over there, that's 9 feet and 2 tons of self respect, career ambition and professional integrity. I've tried everything from romantic comedies, to prequels to fucking dance numbers but I just can't kill the bastard. So, I want you to walk over there and fucking annihilate the shit out of it. This is what we came here for and we're not leaving till all that's left is a pathetic, jittery mess off crushed steel and broken dreams." "You get out there and take take a dive. Dive harder than you thought possible cuz if this shit goes to franchise I'm wiping your OS and you'll be nothing more than a walking, talking graphing calculator." "I'm gonna stand here looking intense and chew up some scenery while you figure us a way out of this fucking mess."

• My acting career, there it is. Destroy it!

• "See that over there, that's 9 feet and 2 tons of self respect, career ambition and professional integrity. I've tried everything from romantic comedies, to prequels to fucking dance numbers but I just can't kill the bastard. So, I want you to walk over there and fucking annihilate the shit out of it. This is what we came here for and we're not leaving till all that's left is a pathetic, jittery mess off crushed steel and broken dreams." "You get out there and take take a dive. Dive harder than you thought possible cuz if this shit goes to franchise I'm wiping your OS and you'll be nothing more than a walking, talking graphing calculator." "I'm gonna stand here looking intense and chew up some scenery while you figure us a way out of this fucking mess."

• "Punch It Chewie!"

• "Punch it Chewie!"

• 1. Hugh Jackman points out something much more interesting offscreen to half a robot that doesn't care. 2. "Now go out there and fetch me a comic accurate Wolverine suit instead of that generic black leather bullshit!" 3. "If you are thinking of looking at that Gorgon ... DON'T!"

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