8 Great Cinco Products from 'Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job'

By Rich Shivener in Daily Lists, TV
Thursday, Jul. 1 2010 @ 8:02AM
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When we think of Tim and Eric, Awesome Show, Great Job!, we think of late-night programming, including absurd infomercials, Dr. Steve Brule and Richard Dunn (R.I.P.) - but most importantly, those lovely Cinco products. Many of these innovations are endorsed by celebs such as Rainn Wilson and Alan Thicke, spokesmen for Number-laden books and diarrhea-inducing apples, respectively.

With these exciting products, one can surf the Innernette, or watch Little Danson Man, or listen to Josh Groban paying homage to Casey Tatum. We could hype them all, but in today's list we give you eight Cinco products that no one should pass up -- ever. 8) It's Not Jackie Chan

Celebrating "100 Years of Jackie Chan," Cinco advertised this exciting board game, in which the contestants think of, well, things that ARE NOT the the aforementioned actor. " Toothpaste, pizza ... Jackie Chan. Ah, crap!" It's actually pretty hard, friends, but the most rewarding part of the game is the torturous buzzer.

7) Privacy Helmet

Ah, getting laid - it's tough with a roomie around. But with the Cinco Privacy Helmet in your household (or dorm), you can do just that, while the extra company enjoys atonal music and blinding mace. It's the perfect technological product for men, and even better for those bulking up with the Cinco Man Shake. You have a tuft of pubic hair for that, yeah?

6) Eye Tanning System

Summertime, summer tans... raccoon eyes. There's nothing less attractive than the latter, and with the eye tanning system, you're not only catching great rays, but also a set of pearly whites. And, guys, while you're undergoing this painless procedure, ask about the related Cinco Bro-oche, sexier than a golden grill.

5) Napple

Take it from Dr. Alan Thicke: The Cinco Napple helps the fight against the common cold and constipation. Easy. Besides a pair of D-pants, a decent companion might be the Cinco Sleepwatching Chair for your friends - you know, in case you have a nightmare about bears before the apple's bowel irritant kicks in.