I have no idea what to tell you folks. All I know is that this girl looks so disturbingly like David Tennant as the 10th Doctor -- thanks to a trenchcoat, a haircut and the fact this was filmed on a cellphone -- that I'm having a severe sexual crisis here. I think I'm going to fix a stiff drink, go to bed, and try to think about baseball or something. Anyone who is likewise feeling aroused and uncomfortable should blame John N. for the tip.
Tags: Doctor Who, Sexy Acts of Nerdery
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The Green Hipster said:
Wasn't this an original idea by M. Night also?
Honky said:
Where is this...and can i move there...
Sean said:
That girl looks extremely familiar...Though I can't be sure because I don't know that she's a Who-vian...
bookfisher said:
I suggest she takes a class more, for her own safety sake, I was delighted, but nothings kills the moods as a polerelated accident
smashpro1 said:
I think I need to wax my TARDIS
DoctorSmashy said:
Didn't anyone tell you guys? That IS Tennant. He retired because of Matt Smith's crushing popularity, so now he works nights at 'Bigger On The Inside' in Glasgow.
Strangeman said:
This should win that FFF contest.
Pandora's Homeobox said:
I know what I'm doing for my next birthday.
Gort said:
The girl could be pretty attractive, but the video made her look too much like David Tennant. Also, that music in the background made it seem like the Tardis was watching her and either breathing loudly or wheezing. This week's FFF, the 10th Doctor and the Tardis in "Wooosh, Wooosh, Wooooosh."
Fallen in a Floyd Hole said:
...I'm going to have to go rethink a few key principles.
CSK1 said:
Dunno how you can say she looks like David Tennant. The quality from the cellphone is so bad I swear I thought it was Matt Smith Dressed like the 10th doctor doing a poll dance.
Lucy said:
.....I am so sexually baffled by this it's going to take days before I'll be able to think straight again.
"Think straight".
Ugh.
...Yup. This is going to be posted by a few of my friends on my facebook wall by sundown.
spoon-man42 said:
i watched this about 5 times now...
i want to know who she is and if her mother allows her to date.
ZeroCorpse said:
I was going to say something snide and dismissive, but then I realized that I'd only be saying it because deep down, I really want a girlfriend like that.
Crisopera said:
Looks more like Rachel Maddow to me.
Bunche said:
I'm just glad she didn't work the Baker-era look because she could have easily strangled herself with the scarf.
Reggaebass said:
Hey, It made my night.
LadySheeana said:
I'm not really familiar with this sort of thing, but it seems like she's actually kind of bad at it...
*is totally missing the point*
Grenadier said:
Good Lord, her legs are gorgeous.
arashikami said:
this was filmed at ecdysiast studios in portland, oregon, home to strippers, geeks, and geeky strippers.
rickicker said:
any takers on a Doctor Who porn?
Portion of Foxes replied to rickicker:
they made one a few years or so back called Abducted by Daleks, it was god awful and the bbc sued immediately
Snoodle said:
I am confused, and yet want more...
Madness Monk said:
Pole. Dance. Recital. Beautiful goddamn concept.
Fatboy Roberts said:
The music being used for the recital:
Noonan replied to Fatboy Roberts:
Your mixes are awesome.
TrapJaw replied to Noonan:
Seconded.
Fatboy Roberts replied to TrapJaw:
Thanks for that. Very much appreciated :)
Now I just need a girl in a Baroness costume to do a routine to my GI Joe/Cobra Theme remix.
WamBam said:
If I ever found a woman who could pole dance as The Doctor, I'd marry her right away as they are few and far between.
Noonan said:
Can I add that there were purely innocent reasons as to how I ended up finding that video.
J. R. JOnes said:
I can think of at least 5 companions I'd rather see on the pole than the 10th doctor.
All female, in case anyone wondered.
James said:
She can doctor my who any day
woot said:
I thought that Star Wars burlesque was tragic now this tops it.
That was so bad... I know Doctor Who is popular right now... Seriously though? What's next a girl pretending to be Anthony Ainley with a sharpie goatee spinning on the pole? I implore all nerds everywhere to keep your sci-fi and porn fantasies separate. Equal but separate.
XMalice said:
@woot What are you thinking? This is excellent. Does seem like she needs more lessons, but frankly, I don't care.
