• the final challange

• Axis Powers Hetalia: The Rape of Nanking.

• The pun in #5 might be better if you titled it "Gadget in High Gere" to make the idea a little more explicit...

• Wow... the entries on this one are AMAZING. Mine won't even compare. 1. Mr. T and Casper the Friendly Ghost in "I pity the ghoul." 2. Velma, Daphne, and Scooby Doo in "You Meddling Kids and Your Dog." 3. Professor Farnsworth and Turanga Leela in "Not in the Eye!" 4. Cheetara and Hello Kitty in "Faster Pussycat, cum, cum cum..." And last but definitely not least... 5. Captain Planet and Al Gore in "You know what they say about large Carbon Footprints..." and, I'm spent.

• You're goin' straight to hell, boy. No stops!

• Pinhead & Candyman in "Clive Barker's Mind Just Fucked Itself."

• The Good, The Bad and the Ugly in "Bang Bang! My baby shot me down" in which Blondie, Tuco and Angel Eyes face each other in the cementery but are all out of bullets... but who needs them when you have those guns in your pants? It could also be called "For a few cumshots more".

• thank you for this

• The Mundane Stranger meant to reply not just post: Anyway its not meant to be fun. Pushing the ontological boundaries of internet fetishism is a serious business. It can have dire consequences if your not careful. Imagine going through life composing rape scenarios between the color blue and a Volkswagen beetle Because THATS WHAT'LL HAPPEN if you treat this stuff lightl

• Anyway its not meant to be fun. Pushing the ontological boundaries of internet fetishism is a serious business. It can have dire consequences if your not careful. Imagine going through life composing rape scenarios between the color blue and a Volkswagen beetle Because THATS WHAT'LL HAPPEN if you treat this stuff lightly

• If optimus prime can have a perfumed anus gallery is anthropomorphizing abstractions such a stretch?

• You have broken my heart D:

• LOL! Oh HELL YES!

• I love you (or hate you, I can't decide)

• The alien race from Avatar serve as a supporting cast for "Spawn's Barbwire Condom"

• Boo. Anthropomorphizing them ruins the fun of using concepts rather than actual beings/items!

• Berried Alive.....LOL

• ...It meant a minute past midnight.

• I don't know if 12:01 means business day or calendar day, but here it is anyway... Kirby and Kracko in "Flood Advisory"

• Rob, if you can still read this comment, I just want to remind you that you responsible this.

• YOU'RE A NUDE MAN, CHARLIE BROWN!

• Crap, I missed the deadline, didn't I? Ah well...

• Yoda and a room full of Palpatine clones star in "Something Wicked This Way Comes"

• (applauds)

• Sorry about any repeats - I haven't had time to read through them all, and with all the win I've seen so far, I probably have little chance. Still: - "The Wand Chooses the Wizard," starring Ollivander and Harry Potter. The wand in store for Harry is 8 inches, rigid, and has a VERY magical core. - "Cum Inside, It's Fun Inside," starring the cast of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. Which Mouska-Tool should we use to get Minnie off? - "Helm's (Balls) Deep," starring Theoden, Eowyn, and Eomer. The Horn of Helm Hammerhand isn't the only thing getting blown... - "My Night in Grundo," starring Teddy Ruxpin. The narrartor's Teddy Ruxpin doll comes to life one night and takes him to a land of wonder...and bestiality. - "Aqua Teen (Sexual) Hunger Force," starring Master Shake, Frylock, and Meatwad. The 3 teens, aided by Carl, finally give in to their lustful urges.

• I love the first one...

• Full of Epic Win right there.

• Darth Vader and Dracula in: A Roast and a Ghost.

• That sir is far funnier than it have any right to be.

• I know I missed the deadline, but I was wanted to see a Janeway, 7Of9 slash fic titled. "The Iron Fist of Janeway"

• Yeah, I fail at life.

• FAIL- i'm sure this looked right in the comment box, but something's gone wrong... good effort though

• Scott Pilgrim and John Wayne in....Hey Pilgrim.

• 67!!

• come on 68 more comments and we reach a thousand!

• I think we will. Something along the lines of 'Rob drank himself into a coma.'

• My only question is which five Doctors? Surly Hartnell? Foppish Pertwee, arrogant Colin Baker? Insignificant Mcgann? Really, more information is needed. Still, a win none-the-less.

• Sharktopussy, the day Jaws swam still.

• Jeff Goldblum (as The Fly) & Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Sperminator Salivation"

• AC/DC is an Australian rock band....

• Then he won in several Categories -Worst Pun, -Vaguest Reference, -Most Disgusting, -Most Succinct, -Most Disturbing, and gets a special mention for quincupla special category win.

• Oh sh*t i have another entrie ! "Bill gates and steve Jobs in : Give me a hand, Jobs" After this joke, i can die, and rest in peace..

• Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder and the Beatles in "Beatle juice".

• First, a nerdy FFF : "Star Whores : The Enterprise in love with the Death Star" (Can your brain survive to the Death star orgasm ?) 2nd : a Pedobear FFF (more disturbing than The Enterprise having sex with the Death Star ? i don't think...) : "Professor Xavier in : Come on my knees, Little-Wolverine who is 3 years old. You know i'm not a pedophile, but i really love you... And i'm not gay ! you have no proof i had sex with the king Leonidas from 300" 3rd : "Three-boobs-woman from Total Recall and Fred & George weasley in.... i have no idea what they can do together, but i really wanted to mention the-three-boobs-woman-from-Total-Recall

• If I could replace the Pokemon story with "See Jane Run" featuring Dick & Jane from those old books, then I'd like to.

• This contest is unjudgeable. I'm sure we won't hear anything from Rob this Month.

• I dare not observe. I dare not collapse the state which allows this to possibly not exist, for then I would risk knowledge that it does in fact exist.

• "Dungeons and Dragons: Rod of Lordly Might" Is an option too.

• I thought I was the only one fucked in the head enough to consider shipcest.

• *Looks up from copy of Zero-G Jugs* Second.

• As my last entry, I have a variation of this one. Alan Moore y la barba de Alan Moore en "¡Dios mio! ¡Esta en toda mi cara! ¡Que alguien me ayuden!".

• Devestator + John Turturro

• Contender!

• That's, damaging.

• And don't forget a Mary Sue. How about Mace, or Maul. Time doesn't matter in this genre

• Great submission, only why Aussies. Also there's the risk that number 5 actually exists thanks to acorncafe.net.

• Lol

• Nice work.

• Pardon me, I do believe I meant Little Debbie and Twinkie THE Kid in "Where's the Cream Filling?"

• Little Debbie and the Twinkie Kid in "Where's the Cream Filling?"

• The Immaculate Boner: The Story of Skeletor, the Skeleton from Patch Adams, and a Love That Could Not Be Denied

• The Question (JLU) and Inspector Gadget in "Gadgets Exposed" The Giant Squid that f*cked Hogwarts and Optimus Prime in "It's so BIG!" Yugi Mutou and Dan (Bakugan)in "Playing with Our Toys" Carmen Sandiego and Waldo in "You Don't Know Where I Might Pop Up" Edward and Jacob in "You'll Never Have to be Alone Again"

• Godzilla and King Ghidorah meet the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man in "Room for One S'More"

• "What Furbies really do when the lights go out" "Who let the dogs out.....OFF Marmaduke!!" "Frazz" - shit, someone beat me to that. "Gremlins 3: Gizmo gets revenge" "Dungeons and Dragons - The Rod of Power" "Pokemon - The Shocker" Yeah, went back and read the rules. Lol. Rob, you poor bastard.

• 3. The joker and jason todd in - the crowbar experience.

• ash and pikachu in "electric glomp" marly meets england in "prepare to have your natural resources plundered, politely."

• How about the same cast in "Last Man Standing"

• Sokka and Toph in "Bending Over Backwards" Miley Stewart and Jackson Stewart in "Oh Sweet Niblets, Jackson" Batman and Indiana Jones in "Exploring the Batcave" Pinocchio and Emperor Palpatine in "Lying Up the Ass" Harry Potter and Severus Snape in "Getting Inside Snape's Head"

• Damn... where I live is still Sunday...

• Rob and the Ghost of the FFF in: "I wish It Could Be FFF Everyday"

• So glad I'm not the only one who's thought of Gundam x Eva porn.

• *Tigger... Ugh.

• Cthulhu and Davy Jones in: DADDY ISSUES. I hope this isn't too late.

• Spongebob and the shark from Jaws in "Innocence and Instinct," which involves Spongebob's many holes being properly "used."

• sailor moon and early from squidbillies in"Healin' MOONshine"

• Argh; I meant Steve PERRY. ...I apologize for failing so hard during this contest.

• Steve Smith and Aunt Jemima in <i>Homemade Love</i>. (Seriously, that's a real Journey song.)

• (In after the buzzer and possibly a repeat, but still) Fantastic 4 in "Fantastic 4-way"

• 1. Astro Boy and Hello Kitty in "Iron on Fur" 2. Woody and Buzz in "Into Woody and Beyond" 3. Totoro and Nekobus in "Gas Tank" 4. Fry and Bender in "Robots don't have Rights" 5. (Cardcaptor) Sakura and Kero in "Sweet Little Pleasures"

• Michael Jordan, Bugs Bunny, and Lola Bunny in: Space Jam 2: Double Dribble Dolly

• The Erotic and Sexually Challenging Adventures of Hugh Hefner: Hugh Hefner Impregnates Hogwarts Hugh Hefner Goes to Middle-Earth Hugh Hefner In Hyrule Hugh Hefner's Pokemon Hugh Hefner's Shriveled Crotch-Worm: Revenge of the Fallen

• The Peanuts Gang in "Peanut Butter Sandwich"

• Genius

• The Kids in the Hall and The Whitest Kid U'Know in: "Respect Your Elders" or "The Funniest Rape-Orgy Ever".

• Cue cheesy porn music & announcer voice... "Coming soon to Fan fiction Friday! 4 new stories that will keep you fappin' til your momma calls you upstairs for dinner! First, when Chewbacca meets Mr. Snuffalupagus it's fuzzy love at first sight in- "Shaggin'" After that, it's a wild time in the meadow when the My Little Ponies are in heat and only a Jedi can satisfy their lust. Anakin Skywalker stars in "Force'n Around" Then, things get hot in The Neverending Story when Atreyu craves Falkor's cock in- "How To Drain Your Dragon" And finally, Admiral Ackbar retires from the rebellion and becomes a gynecologist so he can get freaky with the ladies in- "It's a Pap!!"

• Barney and friends in "I love you, you love me..." Elmo in "The Baby Fetish" Spiderman and Sandman (from spiderman 3) "You can't hug sand but you can ----" Ash Ketchum and Danny Phantom in "Gotta-gonna catch'em all" ... wow these suck... im ashamed for not comming up with anything good T_T

• One that's not all that hard to imagine. Floyd the Barber and Opie Taylor in: "The Truth Behind 5 Cent Haircuts".

• Cheetara gets gang-banged by Lion-O, Panthro, and Tygra in "Thundercats' Ho." Admiral Ackbar and Sister Maria (the Sound of Music) in "It's a Von Trapp!" Oedipus in "Sexy Mother Fucker."

• Invader Zim and Daggit from The Angry Beavers in: "Obey the Fist". A Richard Horvitz character raping another Richard Horvitz character. Imagine the screaming. IMAGINE IT!!!

• 1. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, and the Little Red-Haired Girl in "Charles in Charge of My Nights." 2. Boba Fett, Queequeg, and the Sarlacc in "A new definition of pleasure." 3. Jean-Luc Picard, Dathon, and the Beast of El-Adrel in "Temba, his arms wide!" 4. Bazooka, Tomax, and Xamot in "Bazooka saw a Sea Serpent." 5. He-Man, Teela, and Man-At-Arms in "Like Father, Like Daughter."

• how about the jules verne classic, 20,000 Leagues Under His Pee, starring ant man/galactacus and the rest of the marvel universe?

• 2. Skeletor and Bowser in the graphic conceiving and birth of a dry bones. called - "love be skeletal tonight"

• 300 themed Optimus Prime and the 300 Spartans in "Tonight we Dine in Optimus!" Ephialtes the hunchback and Juno in " For Sparta, For Freedom For Juno" and finally a PC user and a computer in "U Had M3 @ Antivirus"

• 1. jabba the hut and the care bears in "bring on the butter"

• xD

• Guys, we have a winner here.

• AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHH!!!

• 1- James Bond in the scatastic 'Goldfinger' 2- The vampire cast of True Blood and the sparkly vamps of Twilight in a war turn bloody-blowjob-contest... 'Suck It Up!' --- The mental image of these two titles scare me too much to think of another three titles.

• I'll save you! Hannibal Lecter and Janis Joplin in "Piece of My Heart". You're welcome.

• I apologise in advance if any of these are repeats, but if I take the time to sift through all that has come before, the contest will already be closed. 1) Wedge Antilles and Chewbacca in "Look at the Size of That Thing" 2) Mitsurugi and Haohmaru in "Samurai Jack" 3) Bob the Builder and Barack Obama in "Can we Do It? Yes We Can!" 4) Mega Man, Iron Man and Samus Aran in "Mega Buster, Proton Cannon and Screw Attack" 5) Raphael Sorel and Prince Humperdinck in "To the Pain"

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