• Not available? i came back for my daily dose of awesome.

• "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by the Motion Picture Association." The irony is painful.

• Fucking word. Because there are NO movies starring men. None! Nevermind that we get a Batman/Superman/Spiderman/Iron Man/Wolverine/etc. reboot every half decade or so, that the vast majority of films star men, that the couple of movies that -don't- have to be greeted with a chorus of whining from dudes. THE MENZ, THEY ARE OPPRESSED.

• Technically, I can't watch it until Oct 16th out here in Japan. Can I still remain a man until then?

• I'm with you. *looks down confusedly*

• FUCK and YES!! if i wasn't excited to see Expendables then, i sure as fuck do NOW!! thanks a million, rob!

• F*CK YA! Someone needs to make one for the girls: WOMEN! STOP BEING VAMPIRE VEGETARIAN LOVING PUSHOVERS AND SHOW THE MEN THAT WE CAN WATCH REAL MOVIES! WHERE PEOPLE BLEED AND THINGS EXPLODE! AND EXPLODE! AND EXPLODE! And to think, some guys here are afraid of coming off as sexist XD

• My friends have hilariously dubbed this movie "Mumblier Old Men", knowing that we won't be able to understand a single WORD that Sly, Arnold, or Rourke say. That being said, I don't understand why more of my gender do not enjoy gratuitous explosions and general badassery. I feel like nonchalantly throwing a pipe bomb into the cinema showing Twilight while I walk into this movie and then lighting a cigarette.

• Well. I WANTED to like this, but now that I see it's being used as a bastion against "male oppression" (as if that EVER fucking existed, I'm going to have to go watch Eat, Pray, Love just on principle. Fuck you, trailer guy.

• Yep, We're having the biggest BBQ ever on the 13th. Red meat,beer and The Expendables. This is so awesome some of the guys I know would rather be shot in the foot then go to the theater...but they're going see this. Can't wait.

• This movie makes me wanna read another book.

• I'm not a sexist but, I think "I'm not a sexist but." should be used at the beginning of every comment.

• I'm not a sexist but, I think "I'm not a sexist but." should be used at the beginning of every comment.

• This trailer makes wanting to see this movie feel like a noble cause. And that's a good thing.

• Vote on your favorite action movie featuring the stars from The Expendables to help crown the Ultimate Action Movie! http://bit.ly/at0D9K

• ...what's wrong with being sexy?

• I did want to see this movie... Gah, I'd rather see Buffy kicking Edward's ass.

• I did want to see this movie... Gah, I'd rather see Buffy kicking Edward's ass.

• The studio owes these guys some serious money--this is a million times more badass than any "official" Expendables trailer. Point of fact, it may be a million times more badass than any trailer,ever!(I'm not certain, I have to recalibrate my badassometer) After watching this, my testicles descended--AGAIN(I think they're behind the couch somewhere)

• Forget "Eat, Pray, Love"... This is also why I'm not going to see "Scott Pilgrim" that same weekend, comic book movie or not. It's for the survival of the action movie genre which has gotten blanded down and pissed on by everybody and their Predator. In recent years, I have had only my wall of dead and decaying VHS to get my "real" action movie fix on... I will see Expendables.

• Ladies and gentlemen,... - it's awkward-erection-time. - I'm not a sexist, ... but I'll try hard for the sake of less Twilight in Cinemas ... think about it - boys and girls - we essentially played a game of "change-places" remember when your significant other was debating with her girlfriends about a movie you desperately wanted to see just because of the hard to be earned pyrotechnical seal of approval. Mindless, senseless and overstereotypical garbage that is just pure escapism, ... Well Twilight is for Women what Commando was for men ... essentially at least Think I'm going to shave my stubble now ... with the shards of a broken beerbottle

• I am so much more jacked now about this movie than before. My excitement is through the roof and I really want to find Kristin Stewart and punch her in the face. I'd probably punch the entire cast of Twilight in the face for good measure. I will show this trailer to all of my friends.

• I'm not a man, and I would watch The Expendables a million times before I would go see some sappy movie like EPL. Besides, this movie is like a two hour orgasm with the most awesome and attractive (I use the term loosely, especially with Rourke and Stallone) tough guys in movies. Yes, please.

• Now I'm pumped to see this even more! I feel like curb stomping an emo kid right now.

• Hell even my ex mother-in-law, who is in her late 60's gets this. Was planning on taking my son, but may end up inviting her too!

• Dude, don't talk about it. As a Suiss citizen/ fellow european. You have not lived till you seen an Ah-nold movie with out his cool dubbed voice. The only thing with more unintetional hilarity are early 90's Moives like "Boyz in the Hood" where even the hardest Thug talks in super shitty german slang. Good thing Movies arn't cut as bad as in Germany around here + we still have showings with subs so i will take my Buddys and my Dad. This will rock!

• If you can make it to Frankfurt, they have a lot of American style theaters that don't cut the movies as much. It's probably due to all the American military bases in the area. Of course, I saw only two movies there: Spider-Man 2 and Harry Potter 3...not exactly the most violent fare. Worth a shot though.

• I also hate sexism, but this trailer really polarized me. Now, instead of mindlessly enjoying The Expendables like I'd originally planned, my brain is going to be in overdrive, and I will have an omni-present awareness that I am apparently watching the homage film to beer-swilling misogyny. Goddammit.

• This vid makes me really sad, I live in Germany and they dub every movie that means Arnold speaks whtout accent, All asian and black people are dubbed by normal sounding white people and they cut away most of the violence. Ok the explosions and punching makes the movie, but going to a theater to and pay 8-10 euro to see a castrated version is not what Iam willing to do. I need a vacation at the 13th to keep my balls

• This post expresses my thoughts better than I ever could. The "in a fucking theater, where violence belongs" line sold me.

• I suppose I need to leave my wife at home, drive 70 minutes, and watch this. <br> She simply doesn't get it. I've shown her the trailer, I explained the awesome, I told her it was going to be incredible even if it was written by monkeys. She. just. doesn't. get. it. <br> I don't care if she won't go with me. I'll go and thump my chest all alone. I <i>will</i> see this movie.

• This is SUCH a guy thing, really. All this testosterone running wild, the "right to keep your penises" thing, all the punching... and the Julia Roberts bit? I thought it was offensive to all of us wom... ... Fuck this, I LOVE IT! This is freaking awesome!!! I can't go around punching people, cause I'm less than 5'2", but other than that, I'm ready for my penis!

• I'm no doctor, but... Wait, what??

• Not only will I be there opening night but I'll have my son with me. And on the way out of the theater we'll vandalize Twilight posters. On August 13th my boy becomes a man!

• I'm in...for punching all those stupid chick flick people in the face and watching the Expendables. I...I think I just grew a penis.

• I think I grew a fourth testicle.

• I didn't want to like this. But I loved it.

• I also hate sexism, but that was totally awesome.

• I hate sexism, and I hate that this video makes me want to go to a twilight convention and randomly punch people. But as much as the sane part of my brain hates it all, I f'ing love this trailer. Also, there should be a very hardcore FFF about all these men having the move violent sex ever.

• Didn't Julia Roberts already make a movie where that happens, Sleeping With the Enemy?

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