Dear Topless Roboteers, I thank you very much for your kindness and patience regarding the last two weeks of shorter FFFs. Although this new entry might not have the most graphic of sexual content, I do feel that it is as grand as many of the best FFFs, and hope you will find it equally memorable. It's a tale from TBoneTony (and suggested by Magicsgame) written from Princess Zelda's point of view, and when a man calling himself TBoneTony tries to write from a female videogame character's perspective, I think we're all in for a treat.
Hi I'm Zelda, 20 year old Princess of Hyrule. Have you ever had the
experience of being swallowed by a snake? Well I had a scary intense
experience one night that almost took my life. But in a way, it was also
Oh. Did I mention that the author finds the idea of being swallowing by a snake incredibly erotic? I probably should've mentioned that. Oh well, away we go!
My heart beats every time I think about it. For a positive, it helped
me to get closer to Link and tell him about my true feelings for him.
I think it's great that Zelda can see the positive side of being eaten by a snake. Most people would just focus on -- on, well, the being eaten by a snake part.
Well here is the story.
It was a lovely night in the kingdom of Hyrule. A little too lovely for me actually. OK it was a HOT night.
Anyway on those hot nights, I always have trouble sleeping. I felt hot
under my royal blankets, sheets and even in my nightdress.
I felt so hot that my whole body was being tormented by a huge ball of
fire that would be around my body until I died from dehydration.
That's pretty hot.
I felt that I needed to cool myself down so I took off my night dress from under my blankets.
I still felt hot so I took off my blankets only leaving a single sheet left to cover my naked body.
But I still felt hot so I took off my sheet and just laid there in my bead chambers.
It was no use, every time I have a hot night, I have trouble sleeping.
I then realised something that I could do, in order to sleep then I
needed to get so exhausted so that I could not get up even if I wanted
to. I then thought about my 19 year old boyfriend Link.
Actually, masturbation is a little-known cure for dehydration, since -- I JUST GROSSED MYSELF OUT. CRAP.
After all these years Link and I had been friends and we both have got
along very well. But since a thew years ago I had developed feelings
towards him, but as a princess I could never be with him forever. I
never had admitted my feelings to him so he dose not know how I feel for
Anyway I decided that I should try something to get to sleep so I closed my eyes and the only thing on my mind was Link.
While my mind was drifting towards Link, my hands were slowly sliding up my body and my fingers softly touched my breasts.
"OH, Link." I softly whispered his name through my lips.
I was starting to feel relaxed but I was still hot.
BECAUSE MASTURBATING DOES NOT AFFECT ROOM TEMPERATURE
I leaned up from my bed and walked over my sheets and blankets that were
all over my bedroom floor. The window was locked and I felt that I
needed fresh air so I used my left hand to unlock and open the windows
that were looking out to my private garden. My right hand stayed rubbing
my right breast to keep the stimulation there.
As I opened the windows, the cool air washed over my entire naked body.
"OH, this feels MUCH better now!" I gasped.
"Now I don't need to get off at all! Well, good night, Hyrule!"
The sensations of the soft gentle wind surprised me as I rubbed both of
my nipples with both hands and slowly walked backwards to my bed
Wait -- did Zelda's left hand stop opening the window and move to her left boob? HOW WILL WE KNOW IF THE AUTHOR DOESN'T TELL US SPECIFICALLY WHICH HAND IS DOING WHAT AT ALL TIMES?!
I leaned back onto my bed and plopped onto it with my head facing the ceiling.
I used my right hand to quickly pull around my see though curtain around my bed so nobody can clearly see what I am doing.
That helps, thanks.
I positioned myself directly in the middle of my king size bed and continued to move my fingers around my breasts.
LEFT HAND OR RIGHT AAARRRRGGGH THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
My nipples began to get hard as I slowly felt more aroused and
comfortable. The wind was blowing the curtains around my bed chamber
onto my skin and I was starting to breathe heavy from their touch.
"Oh my goddess, Link, ugh, ugh!" I panted as I was starting to imagine
Link all over my naked body, touching me and stroking my legs.
My fingers moved from my breasts down to my womanhood, I was touching my
blond curly hair where my private area was and slowly inserted two
fingers inside myself.
My eyes blinked open and shut many times as I continued to explore deep inside myself.
"Ugh, Link" I gasped as I imagined Link penetrating my barrier.
"Link'll get those shields down, Admiral, he just needs more time!"
I never felt so alive before in my life.
And it was all because I was doing something that I had never done before.
My heart was racing off the limit and my breaths were erratic.
I was getting tired but I wanted to see and feel what would happen if I pushed myself all the way.
Then my eyes popped open and I let out a raw scream as my body went into a spasm and I had my very first orgasm.
"Ugh, ugh, so, that's, what it feels, like." I panted to myself
Boys and girls, please try yelling "Ugh" repeatedly at your next sexual encounter. Your partner will be aroused and confused, wondering if he/she is fucking some kind of caveman.
Then I felt another one coming so I continued going until I climaxed again.
"Ugh, oh no, not another one, UGH!" I breathed as more continued to whack my fragile body around.
I felt I was in heaven, totally free from my rules and morals as a princess.
As each orgasm hit me, the more I felt tired and wanted to stop but my fingers still kept on rubbing.
"UGH, HELP, UGH, CAN'T STOP! UGH!" I screamed pleading for it all to end.
And now "UGH" is a semi-appropriate response, although that doesn't exactly explain why Zelda can't stop fingerbanging herself.
Then from out of nowhere, my fingers forced themselves out of my womanhood.
"Somehow, I had magnetically charged both my fingers and my vagina, and the two repelled from each other."
I then panted heavily as my body slowed down back to normal breathing rate.
Then I remembered the window, it was still open. My father always told
me to lock my windows at night but after climaxing so many times I felt
my body was too exhausted to move.
"Must, shut, window. Can't, sleep, yet!" I said to myself as I tried to
resist the urge to rest but it was far too powerful to ignore.
"Ugh!" I added, for good measure.
My eyes closed as I gave up my struggle to get up and I rested my head on my bed. I'd just have to get up when I'm recover.
As I was sleeping, well I was not aware if it happened if I slept or if it happened when I had that barrage of climaxes.
Well somehow when my window was open, a huge snake slithered from outside in my garden into my room.
The next thing I knew of was that I felt sharp pains on my legs. I felt like my ankles were being tied with thorns.
I woke up and was taken by surprise as I saw a long tail of scales starting from my legs and ending on my bedroom floor.
I looked back at my legs and found a mouth that opened and closed it's upper jaw just above my knee caps.
The pain shot through my body as I screamed.
"AGH, what is happening?" I shouted.
Really? Masturbating gets multiple "UGHs" but being eaten by a snake gets a single "AGH"? Zelda needs to seriously work on her exclamations.
Then as I looked closer at the jaws, I saw two eyes glowing dark yellow back at me.
Then I realised what was happening.
"Oh my goddess, I'm being eaten by a snake!" I gasped as the words snake escaped my lips.
My heart started beating faster as the snake moved it's upper jaw back
and I felt like I was slowly moving down my bed to where the snake had
my legs on it's mouth.
"NO, got to grab something" I shouted to myself.
Meanwhile, the snake's wondering why his dinner has to speak its thoughts out loud.
I tried to grab the bars at the top of my bed chamber but the snake dragged me away from them.
I sat up and tried to move but the snakes enormous weight held my body to the bed.
I then tried to punch the snakes head but the head of the snake did not move as it continued to bite it's fangs into my thighs.
I tried to kick my feet inside it's body but my legs were already down
the snakes throat and the muscles were too strong that I could not move
them at all.
The snake continued to slide me back into its mouth.
My hands then shifted onto my womanhood as the snake opened its jaws again.
"Ugh!" I yelled. "Agh! Ugh-agh! I'm scared and aroused, but mostly confused Uagh!"
"Oh, no you don't." I shouted as I did not want the snake to put its tongue up inside me.
But the jaws went up and its head jumped to take me off balance. Then
the jaws clamped down all around me as I felt something hurting me
"OWW, my ....oooogghhhh." I shouted as the snake threw me strait back onto my bed.
I tried to move my arms but I found that I could not.
I looked down and I gasped in horror as I saw the snake had trapped my arms inside its mouth.
"Ugh, can't move. My arms are trapped" I shouted in pain.
Jesus, the snake thought. Has this bitch never heard of an interior monologue?
The snake had its jaws just under my belly and stabbed its fangs into my private areas.
I gasped for a breath, my mouth was dry and it hung open in shock.
I was panting heavy as fear overtook me. I did not know what to do.
This snake was trying to swallow me whole and there was nobody to help me.
Tears were forming in my eyes as the snake continued to dig it's fangs
into my stomach. It was hurting me to either breathe in or out. As my
belly moved either up or down, the snake would apply more pressure onto
I struggled to move myself because the snake's jaws had me pinned to my bed, on my back.
As the snake got a good hold on me, it started to slide my body deeper inside the snake's throat.
As the snake was pulling my hips into its throat, I decided that the only one to save me from being swallowed alive was Link.
I decided to use my telepathic skills to try and reach him.
Look, Zelda is being eaten by a snake, and it's about to get seriously funky. Don't even let this phase you.
As I closed my eyes, I concentrated on the location of Link and not on
the pain of the snakes fangs, digging further into my skin.
Then when I had my mind clear enough, I used my power to cry out for help.
"Link, Link help me. I'm being swallowed alive. I can't hold on. HELP
ME" I cried my message out in pain as I had images of the present.
Link was asleep in his bed inside his tree house but as soon I cried out
for help, he got up immediately and rushed outside his tree house from
"Link, I'm in my bedroom at the castle. Hurry!" I screamed.
Then I lost contact as the snake opened its jaws and once again closed them right on my breasts.
"Augh, oh no. Not my breasts." I screamed in pain.
Anyone else envisioning Wicker Man
-era Nic Cage playing Zelda in this scene?
The fangs dug into my nipples that send immense pain down my whole body.
My body began shake as fear overtook me again.
I leaned my head up and saw blood stains coming down my plump breasts.
The snake tightens its fangs onto my chest as I found it was hard to breathe. The jaws were crushing my body.
My eyes popped open as I felt something else.
As the snake continued to drag my body down, my belly was sliding down it's throat now. I felt something around my lower area.
My fingers were inside me but I did not want them in there.
Who the hell is in charge of Zelda's fingers, and why can't that person keep them out of her vagina?
But the swallowing pressure of the snakes muscles made my fingers push
themselves inside me and suddenly the snake was moving my fingers inside
I'm no David Attenborough, but I have serious doubts that BEING EATEN BY A SNAKE MAKES YOU MASTURBATE.
My mouth gasped as I tried to force them out but with the muscles of the
snakes throat all around my lower body, my fingers had no where else to
go but to be inside my womanhood.
I gasped again as my fingers rubbed over my clit and the sensations I felt earlier began to build up inside me.
"No, not now, I, can't, control it!" I panted as I felt the power of
lust wash over me, clouding my thoughts and halting my struggles to
"Oh, please stop, ugh, ugh." I screamed.
...and we're back to ughs.
But I could not stop myself.
My head faced the ceiling of my bedroom and the power of lust made me slowly closed my eyes again.
"No, ugh, can't fall asleep, ugh, must, keep, ugh, open." I struggled.
The snake continued to drag my body further down its throat.
I could not keep my eyes open so I quickly closed them to try and telepath Link again.
I saw visions of Link rushing though Hyrule castle town on his horse Epona.
"Help, Link." I desperately called out to him. "I'm not sure, if I can hang, on much longer."
I saw the desperation on his face.
"Although if you're you're really close, you should just wait a minute or two until the snake makes me bring myself to orgasm. Look, it's kind of complicated. I'll explain later."
Then the image vanished as the snake lifted its jaws and struck my chin with its lips.
I tried to lean my head up but the snake's jaws held me down.
The snakes fangs missed striking the edges of my neck at each side but
with them puncturing the bed mattress, I could only turn my head from
left to right.
I found it hard to breathe with the snake covering most of my body.
"Ugh, please, Link, ugh, come, soon, ugh!" I panted exhaustingly as I turned my head to the left and right.
My clit was thumping hard inside me from all the muscles and my fingers squashed around it.
Then as it was inevitable, the snake lifted its jaws and moved its head up.
"UGH, Link, Help" I cried as I felt like I was moving once more.
I slowly slid down and the jaws closed themselves around me.
Now I was inside the snakes mouth, the jaws were above my head and saliva matted my blonde hair flat.
The snake continued it's torture as I felt the swallowing muscles pull my head towards the throat of the snake.
I closed my eyes once more to telepath Link for the last time.
The heart was thumping with fear and with lust but I tried to ignore
them both as I needed to stay calm to communicate with Link.
"HELP, ugh, Link, ugh, I'm going" I struggled to make a complete
sentence as the power of my insides tried to drown my efforts.
I was able to make out an image of Link running through my private garden until my will gave way.
"UGH, NO" I screamed as I felt an orgasm approaching and getting stronger. "Can't, ugh, give, ugh NO, UGH!"
Stay tuned for more SEX-SNAKE, THE SNAKE THAT MAKES YOU ORGASM, next on the Syfy Channel
I screamed as I climaxed, this would knock me out and I felt another one
as my whole body was pressed harder by the swallowing pressure of the
"Ugh, Help, Ugh, Ugh, U..(gulp)" The throat muscles wrapped around my mouth to stop my cries for help.
I tried to move my head up so I could gasp one more breath but I was too tired.
I then sucked deep breaths into my nose until that was also shut by the throat muscles.
My eyes closed as they were sucked down and finally my head and my hair slipped inside the snake's throat.
Now I could not take another breath as the muscles trapped any possible space to breathe in or out.
I felt my body slide off the bed as the snake was probably moving me down it's stomach.
I tried to kick, punch, move inside but it was futile as the snake continued to swallow me.
It's all in the mind, Zelda.
I cried as I felt my life pass though my eyes but my cries were muffled by the swallowing pressure of the snake.
I tried to stay calm in order to save the spare air left in my body, but
with the snake's muscles moving all over my naked body, stimulating not
only my thighs but also my breasts that were squashed to my chest. My
nipples were hard and getting incredibly harder as they were caressed by
the muscles of the swallowing pressure.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH THE INSIDE OF THIS SNAKE. It's obviously ribbed for her pleasure, at the very least. Slither on over to the next page when you're ready.