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Yes, you've used "Teeth Sparkle". Do you have a mustache you can twirl?
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I'm here. The rightful owner of this computer and internet connection has Mondays off, and he does literally nothing save for eat, sleep, work, and play Modern Warfare 2 on the PS3 network. Ergo, I don't get to go online until he decides to pass out, and since I live here solely on the goodwill of my roommates, I don't complain. Btw, I'd love to have you visit my blog, just click my name. Unfortunately it's been some time since I've updated--I've been busy with another project(can't really go into detail, if it works out everybody will know)
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Jeffster rocks! I haven't seen season 3 yet, but in season 2 they covered Toto and Styx--all they need is Journey and they'll have hit the early 80s Power Rock Trifecta!
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I can play bass. (I will have to get one, though)
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I can't bring myself to watch the new Producers either--and I love Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick. I just can't imagine the film without Gene Wilder. ULLA! GO TU VORK!
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Dude it's, what, 2:00a where you are? Go to bed. I'm abluting for tomorrow's interview, g'night!
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Scroll down for my reply, sorry....
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Whoops. Pretty obvious who this was meant to be a reply to....
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Well, I can't speak for all of England, but it's not terrible where I am. Luckily I live in a pretty small place, so it's easy enough to get a job in a shop. Which is more or less what I have.... Anyway, I don't want to, but I really should go to bed. Rob needs to create some kind of membership system on this site, or at least a way of Private Messaging each other. Adios, auf wiedersehen, bonne nuit, Naturwissenschaften, Y Tu Mama Tambien and all that. See ya!
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AND moved to the left. Weren't we supposed to stop using this post as IM? I wish I was busier. Job hunting sucks. This site keeps me sane between applications and the unfortunately rare interview. How's the job market in England?
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He's most likely busy. He has his own blog to run, after all. Should probably check that out some day..... When I have the time, of course. *goes back to playing pointless Miniclip game*
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Yeah I was beginning to wonder if we basically annoyed everyone off this particular post. And its interesting you said that cuz I was just wondering where Scooter was. He usually would have joined in by now...
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I hate Jessica Alba almost as much as I hate pageant moms. I just keep reminding myself that Danny Trejo is fucking awesome and can overwhelm any sucking of Alba.
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*dusts hands* I wouldn't hold it against him.... probably just an ill-thought out compliment. Not everyone has such a devious way with women. *teeth sparkle. Wait, I've used 'teeth sparkle' before, haven't I?* Anyway I'm sure we're both very annoying, staging these long conversations (I'm annoying myself - but then I've always annoyed myself) so it's nice that someone would want to join in, so to speak.
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...Or he's picturing the actual actress in the Producers.
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Actually fell over laughing. Well done. I'm going to guess he took my VERY brief description of my appearance and just WENT with it.
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Uhhhhh.... both. I think. I was just confused by the whole comment. Seems a strange thing to say to someone you've never even met face-to-face, hence my little 'wut?' emoticon.... *sees Jedisilk's increasingly angry expression* I'll schedule FadR's execution tomorrow, Head of Women.
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Um I'm confused are you agreeing with FadR or defending my honor?
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Oi oi? :S
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HEY, I'm a person and not just a nerd object. (And don't forget my c-cups!!!!)
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Imagine Jedisilk dancing like the Swedish Girl from the Producers in the meantime makes time float ;)......and blood boil
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Hmmm reasons to see this movie... Jessica Alba Michelle Rodriguez Danny Trejo Explosions Motorcycle with a mini-gun Machetes Gratuitous blood and violence Uhmm, did i mention Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez...nuff said!
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Hey! That would be cool. We can all discuss possibilities in the "winners" comment board. Applying for medical billing positions. fun.
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Fair enough. So, which did you like better? Planet Terror, or Death Proof? "What is best in life: Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!" –from "Conan the Barbarian" ;)
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Knowing Rob, the results won't be up by Friday. Grumble mumble.
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Good luck hunting :( i had so much more to say about The Producers and cheerleading the 3rd deadliest form of sport, or was it the deadliest? i know it's in the top 3. Whatever, let's meet in a real chat sometime, would be hillarius.
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I think we have used the comments section of Machete as our personal IM long enough. Job hunting time. See you in the comments section of this week's contest winners!
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in my remembrance he did, no wait that was conan *Sings* "Hear the lamentation of the women"
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And I was watching "Jeffster" on Chuck the series playing. Its more or less two nerds singing Karaoke with a synthesizer. Weird.
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your welcome. And for the record, i'm sure i will love this movie for all his crazy, funny, over-the-top rodriguez style. so why did i point out that theire was a mistake? no idea, perhaps i just wanted to stroke my ego for the sharp eyes i got or couldn't realy put it into words how mouch i'm looking forward to watch the shit out of this movie since i first saw grindhouse and in attendence of something good i couldn't pu in words, i pointed something out to say anything. Sounds pretty lame? yeah i felt the same.
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I'm listening to an 8-Bit cover of the entire Sgt Pepper album right now, coincidentally. Or not.
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Seriously overestimating our abilities here Doc. With or without tesla coils distracting everyone. Anyway, you know it would be interesting to see how the Beatles would have fared in the internet era.
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I lol'd. Let's make The Beatles look like Numa Numa!
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"Jedisilk's Boobs and Smashing Coils." How's that?
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Frell it. Lets start All the way over to the left.
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See, this is why I have minions. Although I'd throw 'boobs' into the title somewhere, or we'll lose males between 3 and 100.
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Shift a bit to the left...and we have some more room. I was thinking "Jedisilk's Smashing Coils" personally. It will put everyone off and no one will realize that YOU are the evil overlord. Misdirection, Doc.
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Sarcasm! That's what I like to hear. You've been promoted to Head of the Women. Actually, let's do that. We'll call ourselves 'Handsome DoctorSmashy Plus Boobs'. We'll sweep the modern scene! Ahh, misogyny. My old friend....
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Fishing for compliments...that's a very GIRL thing to do. You need a life...I need a job. Lets start a band. You can sing and I'll be the ass shaker. We'll get some Tesla coils to be "with it."
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I know. I just wanted to hear it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Anyway, I can't stop listening to this fucking music! http://www.miniclip.com/games/thin-ice/en/ Good God I need a life.
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It shifts from what seems to be a romantic drama to the torture porn, as you put it. Its actually kinda dull until it goes HORRIBLY wrong. The Unicorn and the Wasp. I like Matt Smith too. Don't find him nearly as attractive as Tennant but still. And I was actually paying you a compliment, Doc. As a good minion should.
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Out of interest, what does the movie shift from and to? I've only seen the torture porn aspect. What episode of Who are you watching? And is your first favourite Brit Matt Smith? Because I actually like him more in the role. Yes, I've said it!
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Yes its Japanese. And it needs to be seen. In its entirety. One of the weirdest shifts in atmosphere I have ever seen in a movie. Ooh! Dr. Who's on Syfy right now! David Tennant, my other favorite Brit.
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.... Is it Japanese? Because if so then my answer is, bits of it.
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I'll just ask Steve to tell me all about both. He's as big of a horror fan as I am of scifi. Ever see Audition?
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I'm guessing you haven't seen the original Hills? Look up Michael Berryman - they didn't even NEED prosthetics back in those days. The cannibalistic stabby mountain rapists of the remake had NO class!
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Is that like missing an original serial killer over a copy cat?
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I know what you mean. When watching the Hills Have Eyes remake (which, incidently, has one of the worst sequels of all time, which I watched last night) I found myself missing the genuinely loveable face of Michael Berryman.
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Whereas my singing voice could be used for interrogating prisoners. And I like the actors who were in the new movie. But I just can't see the Producers without Gene Wilder clutching his blankie...Mrs Edelstein, 150%...
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It's a shame, because I don't have a bad singing voice. *smug pursing of lips* If I could only rock the Safety Dance I might be able to convince strangers that I'm not a nerd! Sadly, every time I shake my ass, I think it's clear to everyone that it is, in fact, a THANG. Such is life. And the new Producers really isn't that bad. Certain scenes were actually far funnier than the original. Will Ferell in particular is hilarious - he's probably my favourite actoNOPE. Can't do it. New Producers can go die in a fire.
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thanks man. Because, as we all know, without continuity, this movie can't be fun.
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Yeah, dancing is one of the occasions where the girl genes override the geek genes. I can shake my ass like it ain't no THANG!!! Well TR is all about geek communication. Unfortunately it also means that geeks communicate. A lot. Haven't seen the new Producers. Refuse to. Don't even acknowledge its existence.
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I like that you said GOOD movie version. I really wish I could dance sometimes, but as a nerd it's kind of written into my DNA that I should entirely lack rhythm. I hope we aren't pissing people off. Scooter, Rml, you and I do seem to take up an awful lot of comment space. Ahhh, screw 'em.
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While watching that I was thinking of that Swedish chick in The Producers, the good movie version by Mel Brooks...Go To WORK!! (Jedisilk stands and starts dancing 60's style)
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Btw, I've added a URL link to my name. Partly because I think the blue makes me look cool, and partly because WHY THE HELL NOT. I plan to change it to a different hilarious YouTube ditty every week. Stay tuned, minions.... same Smashy time, same Smashy channel.
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Would Chuck Norris throw a girl over his shoulder? Not sarcastic I just haven't seen enough Chuck Norris movies to know...
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Tell me about it. Broken bones, hell broken neck, strangulation... She's lucky she only hit her head.
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Danny Trejo = Mexican Chuck Norris
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That could have gone wonderfully wrong.
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Well what else would this movie be? It started out as a pseudo-trailer in Grindhouse after all
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That's the entire point that bad filming is a tribute to the crappy B movies of the 60's and 70's
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Son of a fuck, is this movie going to have the same fake-bad filming as Grindhouse?
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I think that girl hit her head, so I don't think she'll be saying "can i have another." But wow, that's mildly awesome.
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<- mumbling to himself "Girls throwing themselves, Girls throwing themselves, Girls throwing themselves...." U spoke some magic Words wi(t)ch are now stuke in my Brain. Can't find Girls throwing themselves, in the net right now, but i found this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcD8ExEKxcg
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Looks to be about 10 kinds of stupid.
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And the girls would have said "thank you, can I have another?" Actually I think the girls would have just thrown themselves.
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So True. This SinCity Qoute comes to mind: "He just had the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield swinging an axe into somebody's face. Or in a Roman arena, taking his sword to other gladiators like him. They woulda tossed him girls like Nancy back then."
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Danny Trejo has to be one of the ugliest, luckiest men on Earth.
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Ok, driving into guys shooting = badass Not trying AT all to duck = stupid the goons could have easily killed Machete, as they did his partner, who was killed for no good reason, he didn't decide to drive at the gun tottin bad guys! lol bad ass equals not caring and picking up a hot naked chick and walking off. Also, beheading more dudes then medieval time!
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continuity error: the by driver gets shot through the front window of the car. After the car smashes through the entrance the window is whole again.
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Machete doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge him
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