The Dylan Dog Movie Is Unleashed!!!!!!1@!!!@#$% It

I’m probably going to get this wrong, since I’m too lazy to even do a brief search on Wikipedia, but let me see if I have this straight: Dylan Dog is a popular Italian detective/horror comic that’s been going on for ages; and artist Tiziano Sclavi actually based the title character’s appearance on actor Rupert Everett. Dylan Dog spawned a small zombie novel spin-off called Dellamorte Dellamore, which actually became a movie in 1994 starring Rupert Everett, but not as Dylan Dog (the film was released in the U.S. as Cemetery Man, and is a personal favorite of mine). Now, someone in Italy has actually made a real Dylan Dog movie, starring Brandon Routh.

I bring all this up because 1) Twitch found the first footage of the movie I know of, and 2) I needed to waste some space because I have absolutely zero thoughts about a Dylan Dog movie other than hey, Cemetery Man was really fucking good. Also, my apologies about the article title, although if I could have made a photoshop with Brandon Routh and that pic of that CG Marmaduke wearing sunglasses, I totally would have ran it.