The MCP Is One Naughty Program

By Rob Bricken in Movies, Nerdery
Wednesday, August 25, 2010 at 5:00 pm
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​But you can't say he doesn't know his stuff. I'm generally not a fan of just linking to other sites -- I'm not trying to be an ass, it's just there are plenty of other sites that do that -- but I can't help myself this time. Behold the new greatest thing on the internet -- the Tron-a Sutra. Yes, WonderHowTo has made a Tron-themed guide to sexual positions, and it is pure carnal delight. Why have they done this? I'll let them explain it.

Thirty-three years ago, ILM and Lucas used a ton of mainframe hardware to crunch and render the masterpieces of the Star Wars series. Five years later came Tron. A few years after that, James Cameron and his IBM backed Digital Domain attacked the world of special effects.

Today anybody with the right skills can create something quite impressive. For SCORE, our nerd boy shot these tutorials with a RED camera, After Effects, a Mac, and a couple crappy bicycle helmets. And it looks sick.

I'm not sure that really answers the question, but I don't care. Please head here for 20+ positions that I desperately wish were being performed by Cindy Morgan or Olivia Wilde. To quote the great and very instructional movie itself, "My friends, we have just scored." (Via Has Boobs, Reads Comics)
Tags: Sex, Sexiness, Sexy Acts of Nerdery, Tron

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