• MY EYES!!!,OH SWEET SASSY MALASSI MY EYES!!!

• ET looks so sad :(

• ......MAKE IT THREE......PLEASE LET IT STOP I MUST REMOVE THIS ATROCITY FORM THE WEB

• Agreed 1000%!!

• At first I laughed, then I cried, then I wanted to throw up.

• i think my dick just fell off

• "I hope someone dies in a fire for this." That is the single best reply I have EVER read.

• Wasn't that actually part of Alien Resurrection?

• This is delicious! YES, YES!

• That is the scariest thing I have ever seen.

• go pound some vodkas and stand in a potato queue comrade!

• Flying Spaghetti Monster do I love the internet.

• I'll admit to the same tendency not to be shocked out of my mind by weird videos, though I don't go out of my way to watch them. I'll be more likely to go into some sort of analytic mode. I lot of the scares of the past, I suspect, happened because concerned viewers are so busy being outraged that they don't bother to look at what they're seeing.

• Thank God I'm not the only one! I was expecting something really bad, but instead I'd seen it all before. I was wondering how I could possibly defend that of course, but at least now the (nerd) world knows that the cinema snob vid is the reason, honestly WE DONT WATCH E.T. PORN

• While watching this video, I was somehere between crying, barfing and laughing. What a strange feeling indeed.

• That's bang out of order you little cunt. You're probably an idiot American who doesn't know better, how about we have some of you die in a fire for this? Fuck you, and fuck your supposed 'land of the free', an Orwellian police state with no freedom to speak of.

• I saw the Snobbing of this, and it broke me. Such abuse of liquid latex! But I'd still rather look at ET-Thing than Ron Jeremy.

• Xenophilia, to use the Latin. I believe Capt. Kirk was a fan :P

• You, sir, will burn in hell for introducing the idea of porn based on Troll 2. I bet they're filming it as we type D:

• I told the LAST person that tricked me into watching this to go fuck himself, so GUESS WHAT ROB?!?!? (I still can't quit you, though...)

• The most disturbing part of this video was that my only reaction was "Is that ET costume off the rack or custom made?"

• You think this is bad? You should see the SMURFS porn.

• "Come here you wrinkly alien, strangle my penis"

• ...

• That makes you basically the target demographic for Topless Robot.

• Saw it on efuckt. yeah I know...

• What music is this in behind? i actually dig it.

• Turning off my heart light now....

• More than just a little bit. http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/1/29/633688440117405110-RonJeremyasMario.jpg

• TEEEEEEEEEEEEETSUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!! -punches-

• ACH HIMMEL! =O

• It's in the CGI'd director's cut. Guess what they use the walkie talkies to replace? Phone home, indeed.

• This raises 2 questions... yes, just two. 1) Why is it set in Civil War Era Charleston? B) Why is the alien so sad? I'm mean, it's meeting plenty of new friends

• HAHAHHA I have never laughed so hard in all my life.

• Hey,at least they're not duas mulheres brasileiras,with a love of cups and alimentary effluvia.

• THEY'RE EATING HER! AND THEN...... THEY'RE GONNA EAT ME! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

• There were Zwei peanuts walking down the strasser. Und von vas a salted.... Peanut. Oh hhohohohohho.

• Oh god!

• I liked the music, where can I get it?

• Don't give Skeletor, I mean Hollywood any Ideas.

• Nice song :P

• This is great! The music is especially kickass.

• This may blow your mind, but I actually own two E.T. pornos... I don't mean two of the same movie, I mean two different movies.

• Win. Lol

• "...Then the 'sexy' E.T. (or "ShE.T.") gets pregnant and the ShE.T. has an abortion to get aroused... Then ShE.T. eats it..."

• I saw it at an Everything is Terrible show as well. I thought I was going to hurl.

• This isn't even close to the worst thing you have ever posted. Why? Because I already hate anything to do with E.T, so this doesn't taint my E.T. experience. Whereas when you post depravities dealing with Lord of the Rings, Star Trek, etc, it does.

• E.T. fuck home!

• ... did Comic Book Movie make this too? Actually, I wouldn't be that surprised.

• Did anyone else get a boner?

• Aww, come on this isn't half as bad as the Intergalactic Species Erotica version of Alien where the Alien queen and "Ripley" get it on. I could upload that one if it will make you feel better.

• Yes, its' called intergalactic species erotica. Don't ask how I know that...

• Let's just make this a two-fer...

• Where can I find a DVD copy of this? I must see the full version.

• Agreed. Internet has far worse. Far worse.

• I found this to be less horrific than anything else I've seen, and that includes "The Human Centipede," (truly a movie that makes you want to scrub your brain and your eyes). In fact, I found it more funny in a surrealistic and absurdist way than anything else. But yeah, it would have been a lot funnier if it weren't for the music, which I think is what made it creepy. All I thought was, "Eh. Some chick in an E.T.-themed gimp costume stuck in Victorian England for some reason. I'm sure there's been much worse in FFF." (Wouldn't know since I refuse to read it.)

• Shit, son, i remember this back in 4chan /b/ 2005, very disgusting.

• WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?

• Here is a link to the uncut movie. Very very very NSFW! http://xhamster.com/movies/401186/e_t_porn_home_-_movie_parody_part1_gr-2_.html

• First of all... that is the ugliest fucking cat I've ever seen. That isn't taking any of the sting away from even the thought of something depraved "after the jump". Replace the cat, please. I noticed quite a few comments that "the music will eat your brain" (to paraphrase). Seriously people, MUTE is your friend. After seeing even 2 seconds of this video, I know I have no need to hear anything from it.

• ive seen worse...

• The video doesn't bother me. The kitten poster, THAT creeps me out.

• The worst thing was the music, it made me nauseous and gave me a headache.

• I'm not sure which is more awesome, ET's perpetually bored expression or the man with the top hat and wall of guns.

• What truly disturbs me about this is that I've seen worse. (Don't ask.) And is that the muysic of the excellent Tobacco being desecrated by this horror?

• Tobacco is the shit. The band I mean.

• I didn't even play the video. I just looked at the video's title card image... AND I STILL WANT TO CUT MY WRISTS. ;_;

• This post reminded me of that religion in which their god went something like: "You see this beautiful tree, and its good looking, and, may I add, delicious fruits? Yeah, don't eat it. Seriously."

• Ok, really unnecessary to remind us that people will be getting off to ET being fucked in Victorian England. Out of curiosity, though, would this be considered a furry video? Or is there another term for Alien porn?

• ...goddamn...

• If Rob listened to Skeev's reasoning there would be no FFF. Many of those soul crushing atrocities have been floating about for some time as well. Chill Skeev, chill. Although I don't agree with Rob's analysis of it being the worst thing he has ever posted, it is still post-worthy. Rob you are getting soft. Although the eyes made the sex very creepy, it was not at all on par with Care Bear Cousins or the Pokemon story.

• set it in the actual ET-timeline, make it into gay porn, and turn into awkward adults, like Elliot as a manchild but with the same costume. toss in some bukkake for good measure. oh and btw scoot, that's MY chair! >:3

• Anybody have a link to the unedited version? I'm trying to follow the plot, is there one alien or two? A boy and a girl alien, or just one freaky bi alien? Did I just watch gay alien porn? Does this make me gay?

• The BEST part of this entire comments page.

• bwahahahhhhahahaa! Too funny! I'm going to be humming that music all day now :)

• I know he was in Holes.

• Oh. Oh dear God.

• Huh, i always thought it was "E.T. Phone Home" it's actually "E.T. Phone Hoe"

• What if Michael Bay and Uwe Boll teamed up?

• http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/06/turkish_et_is_pretty_much_as_horrifying_as_regular.php Yup, I remembered right; first comment on the russian ET post linked to the ET porno.

• Actually, I've seen it before and thought it came from here too. Did someone link it in the comments of another ET related post?

• Ron Jeremy does look a bit like Mario. 0_0

• Hah! I am immune to this, as Cinema Snob has already burned out my retinas with his review of this godawful porn.

• Yeah, that hurts the most D:

• Where's my Walkie Talkie? I'm going to need to shoot myself.

• Looks like E.T. BONED home! Amirite!?

• i feel so bad for getting hard..

• this is incredibly old...

• Yeah, I vomited so hard, it actually went up instead of down. I need some lye eye soap and a wire brush, STAT!

• And there goes my childhood!

• XD

• the saddest part is the E.T.sexploitation, you can see it in her eyes, she's just so sad...

• the music is actually pretty good

• seems like rule 34 existed before the internet

• Why did I not listen to the warning. :(

• fanfic

• That's so HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, why are you doing this to me!!!!!!!! i hate you Rob i really really hate you!!! i just can't imagine why are you so evil and.......fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap AAAAAARRRRRRRRGH fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

• The E.T. in this vid kind of looks like one of the California Raisins. I want to die less when I think about it that way.

• Sadly, I've seen this before. More sadly, FFF has numbed me to these kinds of things. I think it would take a live-action pokemon story between a 12 year old and an actual penguin to make me turn the internet off and go outside to "think about my life choices."

• The music...the music... Why God,Why?

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