• The blonde one in the middle on the cover turns out to be a topless robot with universe shattering consequences.

• Not bad!

• Ironically, "gypsy" isn't very pc anymore. Too many slurs and negative associations. Most people prefer some version of "Roma" now, i think.

• Oh, and then Worf had to cut his own leg off to escape, but then the police came. How did I forget that bit? Such a brutal audience sucker punch.

• Ahhh, unemployment. I know that well. Quite accustomed to the state after a year. Sorry that you are part of that group.

• The origin of "hobo" originally was originally meant for vets from the first World War, riding the rails as stowaways on freight train cars. When asked where they were headed, almost all of them would say "home". So people took to saying that all the stowaways were "homeward bound", or "HoBo". It only came to mean the "undomiciled" (seriously? that's awful) when those who were just homeless didn't have anywhere else to go, and took to calling anywhere they hung their head, home. Sorry for getting all know-it-all, just saw an opportunity to shed light and took it.

• No but he made a cameo as Jigsaw

• Captain Picard shouted "Recall vipers!" Commander Tigh'ker snarled, "Evasive Maneuvers!" Picard threw himself into the captain's chair. "Teal'c, what are you sensing?" The counselor concentrated. "Anger. Such rage!" Holding back sobs, he continued, "And from the fleet, the PAIN!" The ship rocked again. Tigh'ker returned to his seat. "Captain, we can't let the Goa'uld bastards take us like this." Nodding curtly, Picard agreed. "Transporter room, Chief O'Neill. Beam all survivors to the ship. Helmsman, get us out of here." "Aye captain," replied Mr. Gaeta, the strange looking android. The ship turned away from the maelstrom, revealing a point of light in the viewscreen. Standing up from his chair, Captain Jayne Luke Picard realized that the horror was only just beginning. For revealed there in the distance WAS NO MOON.

• My favorite scene is when the Battlestar Galatica crew gets bogged down in trying to figure out who the cylon in the room is and turn on the recently captured stargate to view a deleted scene from Star Trek TNG. In this scene Riker is trying to teach Wesley to be a man so he fills Wesley's room with female cadets and poisonous gas. Riker over the communicator states that Wesley must ask one of them to do him before time runs out or they all die. Wesley never works up the courage and as time runs out Riker bursts out of Wesley's chest revealing that the gas wasn't poisonous and walks out with all the girls.

• Nope!

• It was 2:30 when I posted that and I was on my way to bed. I'm unemployed so I stay up way too late.

• Feel free to use that and anything else I might post. Spread the love. P.S. You'll get the "I'm in lesbians" line when you see the movie.

• In the far future, humanity is threatened by killer robots with the ability to disguise themselves as humans. After running out of legitimate ways to deal with the menace, the Federation is forced to turn to 'Apollo' Adama, a rougish mercenary starship pilot. Accompanying him are his lifelong friend Anubis the canine alien; Valerie 'Sharon' Boomer, his old high school girlfriend, and a pair of stowaways- a brilliant medical doctor and his young sister, on the run from a shadowy government conspiracy. Also, his sexy assistant is actually a robot herself, supposedly working on the side of the humans. He doesn't trust her, though, and it's never quite clear whether she wants to kill him, have hot, steamy sex with him, or both. In a shocking twist ending, Apollo is revealed to be a robot himself. Then, in a shockinger double-twist ending, it turns out that *everybody* is a robot; the humans have been dead for centuries, and the entire thing is just an elaborate play put on for the amusement of the Master Control Program.

• Scott Pilgrim was great! I saw it today. It made my weekend happy.

• Thanks for the heads up. GAHHHHHHHHHH YUULLLLLLLLLLLLLL GET OFFFME YOU FRACKING CYLON! THATS THE LAST TIME YOU BUY THE MOVIE! OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATCH THOSE LASERS! MARVIN HELP! (another voice)I suppose you want me to show your cylon the door... Cylon, there's the door. I can't stand these smug doors. They are happy to open for you and content to close behind you... Oh, I'm so depressed, all the diodes in my arm hurts, and I just KNOW I am going to do something dumb like park cars for 1 million years or walk in circles in a swamp, or talk a bridge into commiting suicide or... BOOOOMMMMMMMM! Well... that takes of that cylon... went all to pieces like the others... by the way, the cybermen want to know where you keep the silverware, the wraith keep asking why there are black eggs in the fridge, and the federation wants to know where the red licorish is. And that alien queen you picked up is playing checkers with ming: The last time they did that we wound up with drunk dwarves in the kitchen. Delayed dinner for hours.

• Katee Sackhoff left the show but decided to come back after they had killed her character during the Borg/Cylon/Replicator wars. Kara Thrace's mother had apparently traveled back in time from an alternate future by going through a stargate which had a destination point intersect with a solar flare. She apparently had a child with a Romulan who impersonated Starbuck. When she randomly disappeared at the end of the series she was using Romulan cloaking technology. Shortly afterward "Starbuck" opened a coffee franchise.

• That is absolutely fracking terrifying. I hate twelv-year-olds.

• Harlan Ellison sued the bootleggers for copyright infringement. There are no BSG, Star Trek or Stargate ideas or characters on this set. All the copies of this bootleg really have 7 episodes of CBS's Threshold that were never aired. Mandy Patankin guest stars in 3. You have now been warned.

• Becky Cylon, the bitch at Galactica High, was so obsessed with popularity after being rejected long ago, she blew up the Earth colonies to keep anyone from being more popular. However, after the high school rejects stand up to her (Including her former best friend Boomer, who becomes pregnant), she goes insane and much of the teen cast, transfer students from school district SG-1, and new engineering teacher Geordi are locked in the boiler. In the climactic scene, the survivors trapped in the maze of death find the exit, but by entering the door, they trigger a self destruct sequence that destroys Galactica High and all of mankind.

• it's all time travel...as the cylon human crossbreeds landed on earth and bred with neanderthals, their spawn many tens of thousands of years later are infected by goulds...so everyone is a frakking cylon, even the goulds !!!! excpet data, just cause he's cool

• Sexy Cylon ladies rampage thru the 58 galaxies, impregnating people with their Cylon friends-like sperm. Who is the last Cylon? twist reveal magic happy: ITS THE YOU

• "Im #2!" said the Cylon Cahill. "Noooooooo! I am!!" screamed the trumpet playing Riker as he teleported using the Stargate ring. "Oh how will I know who who is?", Adarma thought. Suddenly they were being interrupted by Worf the Klingon who shot them both dead. "how you did not know they were number two?", ask Katie Sakoff. Worf replieded, "Because, with number two you get eggrolls!" Just them the real Enterprise number 2 walk in and take hold of Starbuck. "Me Riker. Me Riker a rot!"

• Last time on MIGHTY BATTLESTAR ENTERPRISE SG1: - Edward Cullen mistakes Data for another vampire. They have sex … FOR NOTHING . This time on MIGHTY BATTLESTAR ENTERPRISE SG1: - Honorable General Adama once again flies Enterprise through the stargate in search of the true meaning of Christmas. . Next time on MIGHTY BATTLESTAR ENTERPRISE SG1: - Dr Baltar speaks to his dead ex-girlfriend but finds … he is trapped on the holodeck! DUN Dun duuuuun

• Heh, that's okay. Sucks about the insomnia, though....

• My favourite part had to be when a random dude went flying through the improbability drive yelling WALALALALA ACTION!

• I just looked at your picture again...It is awesome, but yeah my comment made no sense, sorry. And the sad part is I don't use Ambien for anything other than its prescribed purpose because I am a severe insomniac.

• Yeah, I was reading a ComixNix story at the same time as posting so I guess he was in my skull. It involved Scooby Doo. I had taken the Ambien just a little while before that. So while I remember that round of posting, the stuff does tend to mess with reasoning and language such as explaining what the fuck i was talking about. Sorry dude

• My disc must have been broken. They just sent me a 35-year-old Space Battleship Yamato film with barely-Engrish subtitles and insisting on calling the ship 'Warrior Ted'. It was fun when they skipped seven minutes in the middle of the big battle scene, but the best part was when they filled those seven minutes with an SD TV rip of Eyeshield 21 episode 35.

• ??? I'm not quite sure what I meant by that comment but I at least had the courtesy to mention being fucked up on Ambien. So Scott Pilgrim was awesome? I've been planning to see it. Mainlining geek...can I use that? Or are you going to TM it?

• Your reply to the picture I posted was.... strange, actually.

• Not a problem, always eager to share my love with fellow geeks, especially those who are wittier than I am. And have the power to influence Web comptrollers such as yourself Doc. But on an unrelated note, I really need to turn off the computer after taking Ambien. I DO NOT remember being on this website at 3am. Interestingly I mentioned being high on Ambien so at least people are warned if my comments seem odd. The stuff's great for insomnia but if you don't go to bed right away its often akin to an alcohol blackout.

• The part where the Galactica uses it's FTL engines to get to Kobol and jumps right into the middle of a monstrous firefight between a Borg cube and the Death Star. Starbuck realizes that the shapes of the cube/sphere/and crazy ass triangle-ish Cylon basestar that followed them are all symbols on the Stargate located on Kobol. Starbuck, Tyrol, and Captain Kirk beam down to the surface go through the Stargate, and end up on 20th century Earth...EXCEPT IT'S RULED BY APES!!! KHAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!

• Or whatever a spade can.

• After a face to face meeting, commamder picard and adama combine starfleet and BSG forces to combat the newly formed cylon/romulan/wraith battlefleet and use the stargate to make raids on the cylon homeworlds and colonies. They also tweak the stargate to go to other timelines and recruit buck rogers,the rebel alliance, the serenity crew, all of the Dr Whos and many more... But the C/R/W fleet also have access to a stargate and they go recruit the draconians, what's left of the empire, ming the merciless's space fleet and many others. Leading to a multi-universe struggle between the two opposing forces which lasts for years... until the dell computer that has been running the game scenario crashes when somebody tries to add barbarella to the mix. After the computer nerd that tried to add barbarella is caught and forced to consume twinkies and 3 liter cokes until he spews like a volcano, the rest of the computer nerds patiently rebuild their sci-fi universe simulation. That is, when they're not making up thumbnail-sized wireless cameras and other nano-devices to plant in the girls locker room and shower.

• Using their stargate technology to transport the fleet across the universe, the surviving humans search for the planet Earth. The characterization is consistent, but Adama, Roslin, etc. are regressed to their 30's and Starbuck, Apollo, etc. to their teens. The nine human Cylons resemble the cast of Star Trek TNG. Things heat up when one of the Wesley Cylons hits it off with Starbuck, but when she learns the truth, she is torn by her illicit love and the survival of her species. The twist comes when the real crew of the USS Enterprise encounters Galactica. After helping them defeat the Cylons once and for all, they lead the few surviving ships to Earth. Wesley and Starbuck go to the big Starfleet dance and finally go 'all the way.'

• D'aww. That post put a smile on my face, so I guess we're even. And Scoot, you saw Scott Pilgrim?! Still ten days left to opening night here.... I'm re-reading the whole series in preparation.

• They ARE! what_a_tweeeeeiiiiiiiiist.jpg

• Shit, that should have been Vogons, not Vorgons. Make more sense now? ;)

• D'oh, meant of course, loosing his SANITY. No shortage of insanity here.

• Now that's a comment best read high on Ambien (actually use this for prescribed purpose, I was rudely awakened by an alarm) I keep laughing about "i'm in lesbians." Did it hurt?

• might be 30 years of bitterness over outdated special fx, a less sophisticated story, and no damn free t-shirt...and yes, the tentacle rape was the equivalent of shameless name dropping...

• NOW THAT's the Aristocrats.

• No comment regard the thread, just surprise that someone else is on this website at 3:30am. I was just rudely awakened by a fucking alarm outside...why u awake?

• Sokath! His eyes uncovered!

• lol..one would think so

• Reboot issues?

• Number one super family happy time!

• Nope, besides, the plot you described is way too interesting to be Stargate Universe.

• Sweet.

• Capt. Picard chases the mutant hairpiece from a previous captain into a Stargate, where it materialized on a Basestar before becoming the new Imperious Leader...afterwards, he orders an attack on the Galactica where Lorne Greene smothers Edward James Olmos with "Alpo" and takes control of the bridge...meanwhile, Richard Hatch and Kurt Russell laugh as they blast imposters while Dirk Benedict authorizes a tentacle rape of someone named Kara Thrace while smoking a big cigar and kicking James Spader in the face...oh..and the word "Frack" gets used prodigously...and Sheba, Athena, and Cassiopeia are still the hottest chicks in the damn galaxy...

• Enthusiastic botanists with a penchant for evergreens?

• Our EP is gonna be titled, "I've never seen purple underwear before!"

• No, no. Neither "Squick" nor "The Other Story" roared to life in that. ... Though it may very well have been the intro. Terrifying.

• Anti-PETA?

• Honestly, this is almost too good. The rest of us are making goofy rips on a Chinese bootleg DVD. You've come up with a damn clever take on the show--I'd watch the hell out of this if it were real(Reminds me of "The Ninth Configuration")

• I understand only about half of this--but who cares? Good work!

• Band name of the week: Time Machine Rape Mode

• Twist ending? OK: Lee dumps Six after he catches her getting tentacle fucked in the back of the Mystery Machine by Freddie, and declares his love for Starbuck. Then Camp Counselor Tigh reveals that Lee and Starbuck are brother and sister, but nobody cares. Yoda shows up with a case of Cuervo Gold, and a drunken, incestuous tentacle orgy ensues. Fin.

• All that it needs: "With a heart warming performance by Macy Grey!"

• Aw, Shucks... Btw. Saw Scott Pilgrim today: There aren't words for it...It's like mainlining pure, concentrated Geek. I'm in lesbians with this movie.

• Cpn Jaynway was pissed off! She was tromping around the deck because she couldn't get a grip. "Whose responsible this! She shouts." Doctor Smith was vivid. "Those kids should be back by now." And he went up on fixing the robot, winneying at Jaynway's angry marks. "They've gone sexing for Earth II and now," and spinning around she said "We will never find out who is a Cylon or not?!" Doctor Smith was very worried and excited. He was bothered that Jayway had come barging into his labratory like this, and was worried that she would soon find his secret that the robot he was very romantic with could not detec the Cylons with just blood. He pants were strained with his lust for robot- but Jaynway had him interrupted!!!" Jaynway looked crazy in her heart, and Docor Smith hoped Ivanova would come back soon to quiet her with her psychic soothing. She had lost her mother to the psychi police- but now she had found new strength in Jaynway's love for her. Like sisters, they cared for their deepest sexual thoughts and worryings. If only Ivanova would bring Marcus back this time, then everyone might have something to whistle about. Jaynway thrashed the air! "I've had enough- give me your sperms- blood isn't good enough to test!" Jayway had said as she pushed his books and science off the desk. "Get on the table or I will put you there!" There was fear in her eyes. Doctor smith was cautious- but he had a plan. Secretly his picked the switch on the robot, turning it on to time machine rape mode.

• I think I adore Scooter Atreides and DoctorSmashy. Just to let you guys know. Your posts always make me smile and I'm glad to help contribute to your comments in any small fashion.

• The 12th Cylon, Molly Ringwald, only wants two things for her birthday... a brand new Galaxy-Class Starship and the extermination of the human race, but at the end, after rescuing her family which was trapped on the holodeck, she gives a touching speech about the human spirit and decides to just settle for the new starship and wiping out only a third of the human race.

• And remember "EVIL IS AN ABSTRACT." Just ask Jason Lee. So GO with Evil. it'll be fun.

• I would buy it then.

• Includes ultra super rare deleted sex scene with Iron Man and Astroboy.

• Turns out the only thing on the dvd is THE ROOM, translated into Mandarin, with all the dialogue read by the ghost of David Carradine.

• **SPOILER ALERT** The Pandorica at Cybertron's core opens to reveal Data (or is it Lore?) resurrected by the Cylon/Vorgon Alliance using stolen Phalanx technology. After duping the crew of Babylonstar Galactica V into helping him assimilate Warehouse 13, he has the power to link all Stargates across all realities to end the tortured screaming of the multiverse. Static, then cut to Superboy Prime clubbing Victoria Principal with a snowglobe.

• Sigh. that is so beautiful. And hey, wait a minute...its ComicsNIx, ISN'T? I was wondering how he would make his entrence. GEEE.all bow before ComixNix.

• Sooo, you are going to be an agent for evil then? Because ComicsNix with need to know

• Nah, don't worry about it, hobo is much less harmless than fucking undomiciled (thank you Scooter for that kernel of knowledge) the proper PC term for them. So in response I will stick with my New York tendencies and say FUCK PC. There are, after all, benefits to living in the Asshole state of the USA.

• Things look bleak for Battlestar Galactica. The Cylons have destroyed the twelve colonies. The remaining rag tag crew of misfits go off in search of a new home. It's very dramatic. The Galactica and the Enterprise-D meet in space over a promising looking planet. Unfortunately, the admiral and the captain are just not seeing eye to eye. So Adama and Picard beam to the surface, where they fight an invisible foe and tell each other stories about their planets. Adama and Picard at Tanagra! Hot Dog as the walls fell! With this newfound understanding they clasp hands joyfully and arrange for a meeting of their senior staff. Imagine everyone's shock when it turns out that Starbuck is really Tasha Yar! She didn't die after all, she just went through the Stargate and wound up on the other side of the galaxy...where she got all jaded and became cool.

• http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww313/DoctorSmashy/hobokirk2.jpg And once again, my amazing skills with Paint prevail! Man, I need a job.

• Does whatever a Spader can?

• No apology necessary, thank you.

• They reshot the ending for this release. After the Galactica finds Earth, they encounter a guy from Turkey who spends the last ten minutes of the show jumping on trampolines and ripping the heads off Muppets.

• No one in the UK really uses hobo - tramp is the more 'common' term, if not very PC. Ehh. I don't think hobo's too bad, is it?

• Of course! I even have my superhero name from The Expendables post: Mr Prepostersome!

• The trailer for Back to the Future part 3

• Lol - I also have the time spent living directly in Asia on my side, where pretty much nothing makes sense. It was explained to me by a friend from Korea that a lot of the random phrasing is not totally due to ignorance, but also in part Asian artistic linguistics, ie they like the way random shit looks and sounds, kinda like Chinese character tats. I once had a shirt that said "Intensive fir students.". What does that even mean?"

• Well, I think you just answered your own question. Only true evil would ask for 3 FFF. Plus evil is way more fun and cool. To prove that I have two words: Darth Vader.

• Wow, Scooter, that is probably the single most soulless PC term I've ever seen. I'm sorry, dude, I hope I didn't come off as unforgiveably callous. Its a tragic side effect of being a New Yorker. Nomadic citizen would probably better suit the gypsies anyway. :]

• Bravo for the dirtiest joke in the world! But for it to be an Aristocrats punchline they all have to be immediate relatives. Also, um, ow. I'm a chick and I flinched reading yours.

• Mine too--Is it bad that I thought it was hot?

• Easy. The scene where the cylons are convincing Dr Baltar that he's seeing five lights to break him so he gives them the secret to Ascension, while the Tokrah are staging an daring raid with Raptors, Vipers, and cloaked puddle-jumpers, not knowing that because the Final Five have penetrated Starfleet Command the Cylons and their allies the Replicators know the plan. It'd have been cooler if it hadn't all turned out to be a Holodeck simulation, but still enjoyable.

• Bootleg... shmootleg... BUY THIS AMERICAN SWINE AND SAVE $120! Actually... inside was the first six episodes of Automan! FUCK YEA!

• Undomiciled--Seriously, that's the current legal term for the Homeless(I had to stay in a shelter for a little while, that's where I heard it).

• Jean Luc Picard and Benjamin Sisko are waiting in a Diner for Captain Janeway to show up, "Don't Stop Believing" comes on the jukebox when suddenly J.J Abrams enters in a members only jacket...

• Hee. Nicely snarked. Its kinda sad when Lou Diamond Philips is the best part of a show. But I'm fairly certain Stargate is Canadian property. Or is it just filmed in Vancouver. Hmm.

• Damnit, You stole my Wacky Camp mash-up idea. Although you forgot the Saw-like twist wherein The Cylons arrive and systematically throat-fuck everyone until they are vomiting blood all over the dance floor, and then Lee shits on Starbuck's chest while Picard jacks off on Six and she pisses in a cup, which they all take turns drinking from. Then Lt. Boomer smashes his dick flat with a 2X4 and uses it like a crowbar to pry out everyone's eyes so the Cylons can go for round two in the sockets. The Aristocrats!

• The part where Wesley Crusher tried to pick up Starbuck. Starbuck got him drunk and he lost his virginity in a holodeck Viper cockpit while Data watches in an effort to learn more about humans. The twist is that the "Data" watching, is actually LORE.

• It's simple: Use them for Awesome!

• After the Galatica goes through the Stargate vortex, the ship is heavily damaged and, an odd message is received over the radio... "This is Babylon 5 can we offer assistance?" TO BE CONTINUED...? Fade to black....

• Well it is Scifi, so I guess anything is possible. Although, it would probably have to involve Q somehow. Only he is powerful enough to give those two decent figures.

• The show is exactly the same as the US version of Battlestar Galactica, except that the ship is headed AWAY from Earth instead of towards it, their resident science Genius has a Scottish accent instead of an English one, and their commander is a gigantic pussy instead of the mother of all badasses. Wait- What? I thought the contest was to describe the plot of Stargate Universe...

• That's why I said "in roles that will surprise you!" Perhaps "with boobs that will surprise you!" would have been more to the point.

• "No, Commander Adama, you sre the cylons." And then Adama was a Cylon

• Nah, I don't buy the Olsen Twins as Six and Starbuck. There is no way in hell those two would ever develop C cups. It involves actually having to eat a meal now and then.

• Don't sell yourself short. Your entry is way more interesting than most of the things I came up with. And I'm an avid Trek and Stargate fan, albeit only a tepid fan of BSG. Though I LOATHE to be PC, are we allowed to use the term hobo anymore? What is the PC term anyway? Nomadic Citizen?

• The one where Bulldog wears a red shirt and is killed, instead of simply disappearing after one fraking episode.

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