• Well it is difficult for some to read sarcasm. Hell some people can't even tell when HEARING it.

• I know it is past the deadline, but I was gone most of the weekend. Regardless...<Br> <P> Peter Cullen saying...<Br> <P> "Put the child back when I bend over, and ignore the crying."<Br> <P> "I feel so tingly when I kiss those cold, dead, lifeless lips."<Br> <P> "Of course I am a major stakeholder in Platinum Dunes."<Br> <P> End!

• This is possibly in there somewhere, but I can't read over 500 comments to check. Yes, I'm lazy. "Consult a doctor if you have an erection lasting over four hours."

• Anyways, I got the results of the test back--I definitely have breast cancer.

• I'm Peter Cullen and I molest children.

• Here are two: Baby giggles An exerpt of a Teletubbies episode.

• "MEGATRON! I can't quit you." *HUG* "Wheelie, your in charge until I get back." "Rodimus, Ultra Magnus, Arcee and Springer. Why would you waste your time as humans trying to become robots again when you have experienced a good felching?"

• MEGATRON! I can't quit you. *HUG*

• Oh yeah, /\ That's my entry, there.]

• please master let me be your little sissy f**ktoy

• Well according to Steve it would be a good source of fiber. I felt really sheepish about how long it took me to come up with unleavened bread. Fuck I only went to church every week for 18 years! Again, I wonder about my brain that it came up with an act of cannibalism first.

• "It's the rippin' and the tearin, rippin and tearin..."

• D'oh! I knew it sounded a little off! Thanks for the correction.

• Oh yeah, /\ That's my entry, there.

• I had a great idea for a show. Four women with different view points. Maybe TOO different!

• "Freedom is the right of all insensate beings."

• WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!!!

• Sam, the military forces have defeated Megatron, Starscream, and Shockwave, but there is still yet a greater threat to you and your family. Here, take my spark, and imbue the Power Glove with it. Use it to defeat Dr. Arkeville's wicked creation, the super soldier cyborg, Unicron.

• LEEROY JENKINS!

• Whose responsible this?

• Ugli fruit!

• Didn't know you could eat a ukelele.

• Arghh . . . damnable EST. It wasn't midnight here!

• I would rapidly become morbidly obese from repeatedly visiting a McDonald's with Optimus Prime's voice in the drive thru.

• You bastard, you just reminded me that "BEAST MACHINES" existed. You go straight to hell!

• If they made that commercial, Old Spice wouldn't be able to handle the demand. Nerds would be bathing in it, using it as mouthwash, inventing vehicles that run on it. We'd get to the point where anyone on the street could walk up to us and go: *sniff, sniff* you're a nerd arent you?

• helloooooo... isn't that the point?

• I assumed you were being sarcastic for the simple reason that while imagining anyone liking "White Chicks" is depressing, imagining anyone HERE liking "White Chicks" is grounds for the eradication of the human race.

• in too late I know but: I'd like to give a shout-out to my #1 fan, soulja boi and Jar-Jar Binks is a pretty cool guy. He lends me teh penis and doesn't afraid of anything and finally Team Edward forever!

• That's a winner in my book. But would have added "No, we do not hide books that have republican authors, and yes I know that bookstores are run by communist liberal bleeding hearts." JokersgrlQuinn=B&N slave

• What do you mean, "Are my tabs current?" Fucking energon, how does it work? Magic everywhere in this bitch. Disguises, Michael. Tricks are what whores do for money.

• Sorry fellow autobots, but I'm into farm implements. John Deere here I come.

• Wake up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.

• Way too soon...

• 1. I'll have an orange mocha frappacino, hold the whip creavm, my pants are feeling a little tight. 2. Oh my god it's a double rainbow, all the way across the sky! What does this mean? 3. Dude, I would totally let that Topless Robot rub balloons all over my naughty bits...

• Toyota and all the Autobots sincerely regret all of the accidents. We are the recipients of great shame.

• 1. I have always respected Leader-1, in some ways he surpassed me as a leader. For one thing, he never died like a punk ass. I've died at least three times and every parallel world has my counterpart die a horrible death. 2. My perfect fembot would have the body of Elita One and the dirty girl experience of Crasher. 3. Will Optimus Prime have to choke a bitch?

• "Robocop is not with his penis right now."

• Don't be ashamed Leian, it's not our free will that approves this horrifying spectacle of pure sacrilege against flesh and circuits. It will be over in some hours

• "This one time, my cousin and I touched wieners!"

• "Upon learning the location of the cube, we thought that at long last, we had found the cure for our insatiable thirst for sodomy and statutory-rape of sexy-little wise-cracking high school boys... but we were already too-late..."

• There's no such thing as reverse racism, it's all just flat racism.

• I'm picturing a Groundhog Day-style suicide montage!

• Right, that... ... yeah... well, what do you want from a frog who bangs a pig? He's predisposed to the freaky from the getgo.

• Are you a barnes and noble rewards member? Would you like to sign up...? Okay, heres how much a member would have saved.

• Ah! the best character in the movie! And Timmeh, I was being sarcastic about White Chicks. Life lesson: ALWAYS assume someone praising White Chicks is being sarcastic.

• AAAAAOOOOOUUUUURRRRGHHHH!!

• here -hands a magnum- try to aim between my eyes this time.

• thanks, internet!

• too many to count. such is the burden of constant re-incarnation, scoot -sigh-

• I had to add this as a comment because it won't work as an entry. A friend of mine and I were in Blockbuster and we almost rented a movie called "Dead Clowns" which apparently is this really awful like "E" rate movie about zombie clowns who attack a small town. And the only reason we almost rented it is because when my friend picked it up and read the back cover, in her mind she heard the synopsis being read in the voice of Optimus Prime.. Try it sometime, all movie synopsis are awesome when read by Optimus Prime...

• FUCK and YES!!!

• "Sam, genital warts rarely visits us at a time of our choosing..."

• 1. "Bang! Pow! Zap! Comics Aren't Just For Kids Anymore!" 2. Stands in sunlight and rips open chasis "I am the ultimate predator!" as he beings to sparkle 3. I'm sorry Jazz, and I'm going to let you finish but Go-Bots was one of the best transforming robot cartoons of all time!"

• That's why I warned you! Sorry, it was a VERY long drive. Other U options we came up with: Ukelele, unbleached flour, UNICEF representative. Because after 20 minutes of thinking at 2:00am, cannibalism is a valid option

• Is there anyway to get past a car impound fee??

• "I Love this new stuff with Mike Bay sooo much more then that crap I did for that cartoon in the 80's" "Double Rainbow Ohhh-My-God!" "Hugo Weaving gives so much better head then Frank Welker"

• Scratch my last entry. I would love to hear him say this wiki entry: "2 Girls 1 Cup is the unofficial nickname of the trailer for Hungry Bitches, a 2007 Brazilian scat-fetish pornographic film produced by MFX Media. The trailer features two women conducting themselves in fetishistic intimate relations, including defecating into a cup, taking turns ostensibly consuming the excrement, and vomiting it into each others mouths.

• Healthcare tax credits for small businesses, roll out!

• Commentary to two girls one cup: "The female on the left just shit in the cup. The girl on the right is eating the shit. And.... there's the puke, OOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHH"

• My colostomy bag has burst.

• 1. "I swear thats never happened to me before..." 2. As a Cialis salesperson "When a tender moment turns into the right moment, you'll be ready" 3. And because everyone is uncool in WoW "LFG ToGC 25 PST GS/Achieve, no fails"

• And you've got the balls to say I'VE gone too far?!

• Um...Yeah...What they said.

• Diarrhea, nature's nature cleanser

• "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!"

• Exactly how many times have you killed yourself, rick?

• I want you to pull out and cum all over my ass.

• DECEPTICONS ROLL OUT!

• "Let me get this straight, I would be rendered to look like a blue cat with a ponytail that I plug into plants and talk to the planet? That's ridiculous."

• Michael Bay understands why people love Transformers

• If I had to hear that news, I'd want it from his voice..

• Half of these just sound incredibly awesome if Peter Cullen would say them

• 1) I AM TRANSFORMED! 2) Robots in Disguise was an underrated MASTERPIECE! 3) Guess who is going to be in the new Kiss Players anime! Time to get pedo is this bitch!

• 1) I don't know, where I'ma gonna go when the decepticons blow. Let me hear ya say- 2) Arcee, Blackarachnia, come here. I'm filming a movie called two fembots, one energon cube. 3) The only things that could make these movies better is if M. Night Shamalon was working them. The plot twist; I'm really Justin Beiber. Dynamite.

• 1) "Oh~ Look Disneyland! Mommy~, I want to hug Micky Mouse!" 2) "So you like Sex in the City? I wasn't talking about the show. Oh~ I'm nasty, I'm nasty!" 3) "Razza Nabba Dooa Gola Wookie Nipple Pinchy" I don't think these are gonna go anywhere, but I wanted to do this for fun.

• (In Eeyore Voice)It's Malignant

• Wonder twin powers activate! Form of… a red truck! . . Heeere I come to save the daaaaaay! . . You silly goose. I'm feeling super, thanks for asking!

• Entry #2: "Diarrhea is the condition of having three or more loose or liquid bowel movements per day." Entry #3: "I think all you nerds need to get a fucking life and quit obsessing over a cartoon made to sell toys."

• "Your mother tossed my salad like she does it professionally."

• Ohmigawd! The Bend and Snap! Works every time.

• I am the executive that canned Firefly. Fillion was banging my daughter.

• Never masturbate a kitten with pencil eraser, they get all clingy afterwards. (this might be the most disturbing sentence i have ever typed)

• But that last one is adorable :D Optimus as Old Spice guy would be so much win!

• That is BULLSHIT! I did not hit her. I did NOT. Oh hai Soundwave!

• "Oh gods, yes, my pole remains soft,it would appear my erectile programming has been overridden by the signals from my waste storage tank! The sensation of being aroused while soft is to die for!" (Ah yes the first FFF I ever read on this site...)

• Entry #2: I love Poohkake.

• Autobots, Roll Out... The Red Carpet for the 2010 Tony Awards!

• Your life is worthless, as is everything you love.

• Wheres Labeef?

• Trans porn is not clout!

• Now all we need is a little energon, and alot of ky intense arousal gel for butts

• "I like to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a!"

• White chicks is reverse racism at its worst. Try making a movie called Black Chicks where all they do is yell the same thing again and again until they win an argument.

• I love fluffy kittens and unicorns, as well as being anally invaded.

• it's a move to attract guys from "legally Blond". you bend down to reach for something and snap up and basically hold your boobs up and smile. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4tIs00NvM&feature=related

• Legally Blonde! Only the funniest movie since White Chicks!

• I don't know what you are talking about. I swear I would sign away everything I own to hear Peter Cullen voice his own part of a fan fic.

• Scramble!

• I'd have put the lot in, but there's a 3 sentence maximum!

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