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You Cooked in That Thing? You’re Braver Than I Thought
You Cooked in That Thing? You’re Braver Than I Thought
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Official Star Wars aprons — it’s what Ewoks would wear while they roasted humans alive on a spit in preparation for devouring their flesh, if only they were tall enough. You don’t have any excuse not to get them. For some reason, Slave Leia is available now, but you can only pre-order Darth Vader (both are going for $25 a pop) — and don’t forget the Oven Mitt That Is No Asteroid. Thanks to Wagoner HM1 for the tip.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.