Something’s Wrong with Captain America’s Crotch
The first pics of Chris Evans as Steve Rogers have leaked out of the Captain America set, and because this is Topless Robot, I chose the one where he seems to be grabbing onto his penis for dear life. I don’t really know what that’s about, but combined with his ’40s-appropriate hair part and his bizarre fake hobbit feet (I desperately hope they’re stunt feet for him having to chase somebody down the street while seemingly barefoot, because otherwise what the fuck), he looks totally ridiculous. However, if you can imagine him without fake feet and not throttling his cock, he looks pretty good, right? Right? (Via WWTDD)
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.