HOLY @#$% FIRST FOOTAGE OF SMALL DOT WE’RE PRETTY SURE IS NEW MOVIE SPIDER-MAN
HOLY FUCKING FUCKDONUTS I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES IT’S THE FIRST FOOTAGE FROM THE NEW SPIDER-MAN MOVIE I MEAN NOT REAL FOOTAGE BUT A CELLPHONE VIDEO OF A SCENE THREE MILES AWAY WHAT AN AWESOME FUCKING DOT RUNNING AFTER A TRUCK BOY THIS SURE IS MEANINGFUL IN SOME FUCKING WAY I JUST WISH SOMEBODY WOULD TELL ME HOW
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Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.