Spider-Man Needs a Goddamn Haircut
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?The first pic of Andrew Garfield as Peter Parker and Emma Stone as Gwen Stacy — together — from the Spider-Man movie reboot has surfaced, and while it’s technically pretty innocuous, I can’t help but be angry at Garfield’s hair. I absolutely refuse to believe he can get a Spider-Man mask over his head with that ridiculous mop, and I say this as someone who’s already willing to believe that a radioactive spider bite can give someone spider powers. Seriously. my suspension of disbelief can handle spider superpowers, but not his fucking hair. Get a haircut, sir! The bums lost! (Via /Film)
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