20 TV Superheroes Who Are Worse Than The Cape

By Ethan Kaye in Comics, Daily Lists, TV
Wednesday, February 23, 2011 at 8:01 am
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With the debut of NBC's superhero drama The Cape this past January, came a wave of criticism that the show had basically ripped off nearly every comic book hero that came before it (with the possible exception of Ambush Bug). That might be true, but The Cape isn't trying to reinvent the superhero TV show. It's just trying to be a not-particularly challenging action series... and one that, occasionally, seems to know how hokey it is. It's hard to tell, frankly.

The point is, while The Cape might not be that good, it's also not that bad. There are plenty of other TV superheroes who have donned capes and cowls to far worse results. Here are 20 of the small screen's lousiest heroes!

20) Manimal
While Manimal could turn into any animal, he generally preferred a bird and a cat (animal handling budgets were smaller back in 1983). He did this to help solve crimes. That shows how awful his town's police department was, in that the biggest case could be only be cracked by a reasonably intelligent bull.

19) Electra Woman and Dyna Girl
Electra Woman wasn't the best crimefighter, but she was excellent at keeping her name branding visible. Everything she owned needed to have the word "Electra" in front of it, like her "Electra-Plane," "Electra-Beam," "Electra-Degravitators," and "Electra-Chomps." Too bad she couldn't brand her way into more than eight episodes back in '76. "Electra-Footnote-In-TV-History!"

18) Thor from The Incredible Hulk Returns
Never has the battle between Thor and the Hulk been so... talky. Action isn't Thor's strength in this 1988 made-for-TV Hulk movie that was supposed to shuttle the God of Thunder into his own series. Thor ended up looking like an underfunded cosplayer, always at the beck and call of Donald Blake... who was a totally different person. Think "genie from Aladdin, but more Nordic."

17) Andrew Clement from My Secret Identity
Jerry O'Connell lives the life we all want to lead, from starring in Sliders to marrying Rebecca Romijn, but I'd partner with Romijn's Mystique in a fight over O'Connell's Andrew Clement. Straight from the great country of Canada, the politest nation on Earth, My Secret Identity lasted from 1988-91, starring a suburban Superman who was about as whitebread as they came. Still, I'd give up a year's salary just to see Frank Miller's take on him.

16) Automan
Being a "computer expert" in the early '80s meant being able to create a living hologram with a human head that fought crime. Apparently, you could do that sort of thing before Windows '95 came along. Automan's look was based on the characters from Tron, but don't expect a big-budget "Automan: Legacy" anytime soon, despite Desi Arnaz Jr.'s pleas to "de-age me, I beg of you."

15) Gemini Man
Fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 will remember two episodes of this 1976 series were squished together to make Riding with Death. It wasn't good and neither was this series about an easy-going secret agent (Ben Murphy) who could turn invisible after a diving accident (we're not sure about that either). Abrupt cast changes and molasses-slow pacing kept this dud to only five aired episodes.

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