Super Terrific Japanese Thing: Beauty Lift High Nose
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?Is your nose too big and/or too droopy? Do you care if you look like a total imbecile? Well, if you answered yes to both those questions, does Japan have a ludicrous product for you! From Japan Trends:
Push up that nose of yours to create the perfect profile with this handy Beauty Lift High Nose,
a beauty gadget that applies gentle electric vibrations from the
bottom, side and front. Just slip it on and turn on the switch on the
front of the frame.While the supports hold your nose in place the buzzing will help shape
your nose into just that little bit firmer and higher. All you need is
three minutes once a day and you (and everyone else) will soon notice
the difference!
Yes. This is a nose vibrator. The best part is that you can easily order one yourself here for a mere $140. If anyone actually buys this thing, I demand to be sent pics. Thanks to FQ for the tip. (Via Engadget)
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