• What I get for being half asleep at the computer trying to enter.

• the idea of The Punisher being lonely and fapping on V-Day is damn hilarious! +1

• Cerberus Valentines, y'all!! http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/02/12/cerebus-valentines/ For That Special Void in Your Life!

• I feel as filthy as though I've read an FFF D:

• sorry lol

• LOVE!

• oh god why?!

• Finally an Empowered one, THANK YOU! And I love it.

• enjoy your shirt

• From Mera to Aquaman I'm always wet for you, Valentine

• Genius

• oh m god...

• wow that Fantastic Four one, wow. That has my vote.

• From Scar To Nekron Some call you evil, I call you right Some call you darkness, but to me your the one true light So come on, My lord, let's party tonight, and slaughter everyone in our sight, till the universe die

• From Sasuke Uchiha To Sakura Haruno Ino got better legs, Hinata bigger boobs, but baby, when it come to restoring my clan, I only want you.

• From Superman To Lois Roses are red, Your sun is yellow, I'll rip you apart, With my super powered fellow. Sorry we can't do it, I'll kill you. Still love you!

• From Magneto, Dearest Charles, While you can't get inside my helmet, maybe it can get inside you? Happy Valentine's Day

• I know what you're thinking, head or the groin, It all just depends, On the flip of a coin. ;) I'm not sure if I love you. Maybe be mine? Two-Face

• i love it. LLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE is always like a hurrican!

• ... No. *runs away* Dammit, I guess that Scarlet Witch/Quicksilver thing's ruined all sibling relationships in comics for me. I mixed up his girlfriend & sister's names... and now I can't even remember his girlfriend's name. God damn you, Ultimate Marvel.

• From Zim to Dib: Prepare your heart for imminent release, filthy Meatbag!

• 57...58...59... Heartbreaker

• that one should have ended with "oh snap" or something

• Been waiting for a Matrix reference... but that one was simultaneously awe inspiring and cringe-worthy. The FFF's on this site I guess have just reduced my mind to a dark, shriveled raisin surrounded by a morass of evil laughter. Props to you for using something from the first movie and not the wells of pain that were its sequels.

• These are so bad. I've had to order a lobotomy in the interim to remove my brain and restore the peaceful innocence I had before. I hope you're happy.

• Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm Batman.

• From: Galactus To: Unicron You mean the World to me.

• joker to Barbara Gordon Roses are red violets are blue i raped your legs dead now time for your head batman to robin dearest lil' sidekick i love giving you the hemilich your mouth mouth is so small it makes me feel 10 feet tall now get ready to hold onto my uniball

• I know it's probably wrong, but I laughed like hell.

• Hahaha awesome!

• To Mr Freeze I don't know why your such a tease Cock so cold I would please Eat me now and face your Fear Can't you see your mine this year Over and over you have melted my heart Cant you see itz tearing me apart Keeping me hanging is just not the way Suck me and fuck me this valentines day The Penguin P.S. The heat's getting to me

• My Dearest Harley~ Blood is so red, Violence is blue, Come shift my joystick- you'll grin like this too Joker ----------------------------------------- Lois, No matter what you wear, you always go commando to me ~Superman ------------------------------------------ Dear Wendy, Interested in a threesome? We can take ANY SHAPE. ~Zan and Jayna

• Very nice i love it..

• Dear MJ, your hair is read my balls are blue im climbing the walls just wanting to screw i'll fuck you high i'll fuck you low i would do anything just to cum up your nose ive made you a web in the shape of a heart so please cmere spread those legs apart i promise my dear it will be very quick i have a long web but a very short dick Happy valentines day i will see you tonight i'll wash the cum off your windows so we don't have to fight.....spidey

• WIN! please?

• From Jason Blood To Zatanna Gone Gone the form of man, You raise the cock of Etrigan.

• Here's my belated entry (mostly for funsies): http://oi55.tinypic.com/2z7e60x.jpg

• To: Guns I love me some you. XOXO - Deadpool To: Aquaman You will always be important to me. Don't let anybody tell you differently. You truly are a super hero. Love - Aquaman

• 1) To: Sam "Cannonball" Guthrie, "I would have boned you." From: Marrow 2) To: Tim Drake "My not being Batgirl was a shock to us all. For all you know, I've been holed up in Jackson's Hole, Wyoming. But DC felt the mantle needed someone more unusual. A bubbly, blond haired girl so unlike any other superheroine.(*cough* Supergirl *cough* Black Canary *cough* Power Girl *cough* Stargirl *cough* Wonder Girl) At least Batwoman was lesbian. From: Cassandra Cain 3) To the creepy Ratkiller in the mask who captured us every other issue: Listen, I know the dent(s) in your helmet scraped and burned. I kept giving you our address because I felt sorry for you. I understand you had to sic I.O. on us everywhere we turned. I could even tolerate you feeling my up when you stood guard from 8-2. But I have to draw the line at you sending me your underwear in the mail (especially the ones with the "special surprises" inside)every time I opened the envelope up. Enclosed you will find a restraining order requiring you stay 1000 yards from any gen-active woman with a bust size above a D cup. From: Caitlin Fairchild

• Spectra to Sleepwalker "You are the man of my Dreams" Groot to Rocket Raccoon "I am Groot!*" *You make me grow tall and hard!

• Another vote for #3... This is the sickest, funniest thing I've read all week.

• To: Kitty Pryde From: Colossus So…are you canologically eighteen yet? Cuz immigration's just lookin' for a reason. * To: Wonder Woman From: Aquaman Say what you will about me or my status in the DC-verse, but I know what it's like to be a pop culture laughing stock that Hollywood has no idea what to do with. Plus, I love the smell of fish. Happy Valentine"s Day. * To: Marvel Fans fed up with Joe Quesada From: DC Comics Be Mine

• Dear Jaka, Cerebus thinks it is strange you are willing to have sex with an aardvark. But Cerebus likes your boobs, so Cerebus does not have a problem with your penchant for beastiality. Happy Valentine's Day, Cerebus

• Dearest Kaneda, KAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAA!!! KAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAA!!! KAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAA!!! KAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEEEDAAAAAA!!! Happy Valentine's Day! Love, Tetsuo PS--KEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIII!!!

• There are too many entries for me to bother checking if anyone has done this yet. To:Spider-Man From: Venom I want to eat your brains. To: Venom Symbiote From: Eddie Brock I love you. Please come back to me. To: Eddie Brock From: Venom Symbiote I would rather be with an Appleseed cosplayer than go back to you. Yes all Venom related. That's all I could think of.

• Ace, Do you feel that strange burning in your chest? That's love, baby. Akainu ~<3

• Michelle? As in Booster's sister?

• To: Superman From: Lex I love the red, Adore the gold, But green kryptonite will never get old! Batman: You complete me. Ha-Ha-Happy Valentine's Day! The Joker Dad, You can see all that is, all that was, and all that ever could be, but here's one thing you didn't see coming… …We're pregnant! Love, Jenny

• To Matt: Your love is my drug! Love, Karen! To Matt: The arrow of your love hit my bullseye! Love, Elektra To Matt: I'm crazy over you! Love, Milla

• Ps. Sorry for using force. Ds.

• To Mary Jane Baby for you, I'll consider temporarily disregarding the physical, emotional, and/or psychological well-being of my aged aunt - Spider-Man To Spider-Man fanbase For you, I'd recon heaven and earth - Mephisto: To Mephisto So yeah, all this Broadway business's taught me that maybe this reality negation thing wasn't a totally worthless idea; and maybe I was a little hard on you. Call me. - Spider-Man fanbase

• From: Darth Vader To: Luke Sitting here so lonely, on my star of death. Regreting that one night we had, it feels really bad. Just sit down for a moment, and take a deep, deep breath. I maybe should have told you, I really am your dad.

• To Monet From Darwin: This Valentine's Day, the only phenotypical or genotypical adaption to your beauty is to ask you to be mine To Flash Thompson From Venom: Once you go black you never go back, barring exposure to high frequency sound waves, poor sales, or a bored writing staff To Sue Storm From Reed Richard: I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!

• To: Fisto Ouch! Love Teela

• To: Sue From: Reed Your new suit is white My dick is elastic Prepare to be fucked By Mr. Fantastic To: Reed From: Sue Reed, my darling, your secrets I'll keep But I'm not in the room You're screwing the sheets.

• To StarFire: Please forgive my massive machismo, I'm afraid to date a girl like you. But what's a guy to do? When you're as orange as a cheeto... Creeped out by your orange skin, Robin

• To My Dear Jean, I have no doubt I will miss our love bout I promise not to stray, but how can I miss you if you won't go away... Forever Lost Scott

• TO: Sue It's clobberin' time ;) -The Thing

• To: Booster Gold From: Booster Gold You're amazing To: Rob Liefeld and Fabian Nicieza From: Deadpool Thanks for everything, you will always be mine

• To: Matt Murdock From: Milla Donovan I'm absolutely crazy for you.

• To: Sue Dibny From: Arthur Light Satellite tonight. Party for one. One being me. For you, not so fun.

• Awesome.

• Love.

• So much Win.

• To: Nite Owl Hey sweety, meet me at my place. I'll be wearing something smooth, I'm sure it will work this time. XOXO -Silky

• That one hurt as bad as the Kyle Rayner one...

• To Harley: <p> Our time together was really a bash, But poison ivy isn't the source of your rash. <p> Happy Valentine's Day. <p> Love, Mr. J

• 1) From: Tron To: Yori Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you 2) To Nightwing Do you know how much I miss seeing you in that skin tight Robin costume? Hugs and kisses- Batman

• Ok, maybe not a legit entry, but... I'm having fun. From: Jareth To: Toby In 9 hours and 23 minutes... you'll be mine It's only forever, not long at all. How you turn my world, you precious thing Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel. Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me, I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down, and I have done it all for *you*! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations of me. Isn't that generous? Yeah, its long, and yeah, i'm weird :D

• To: Harley From: Poison Ivy How you know your way around many a tool! You've shown me your skills with more than a few. An Uzi, a switchblade, a black leather whipper, But of all of your weapons, my favorite's the scissor.

• To: grant morrison roses are red violets are blue you broke through the fourth wall and i see you. Love- Animal Man

• As sure as one plus one is two, You should be with me, and me with you. Killing is not nice, you know its true. All this I know, 'cause I'm the best at what I do ! Love always, Logan

• To: Superman This Valentine's Day, I'll keep it curt. I've thought it over, and yes, I'll convert. Love, Lois AKA The Future Mrs. Kent

• From: Ch'p To: Squirrel Girl Squeak squeak squeak! Squeak squeak <3

• From: Deadpool To: Deadpool Happy Heart Day! From: Blind Al To: Deadpool Why can't I leave you? From: Deadpool To: Blind Al The doors are not locked!

• words can not describe how perfect this is

• From: Deadpool Roses are red... "Hey you, fuckface! Yes I'm talking to you, you four-eyed planetary size nerd reading this comment. I wrote this valentine's poem for you. PAY ATTENTION!!! ...Ahem!" Roses are red... BLAM!!!! "I fucking just shot that eagle out of the sky...did you see that shot? Anyways, I've lost interest in this. I'm going to go get some tacos!"

• 1. TO: SUperman From: Lex Luthor Roses are Kryptonite green Violets are Kryptonite green I've taken up botany Why aren't you dead yet? 2. To: Criminals From: The Punisher (outside) On Valentine's Day I'd just like to say <b>I MISS YOU!</b> (inside) But I bought a new sniper riffle. It wont happen again! 3. To:Adam West From:DEADPOOL YOU'RE BATMAN!! So I killed your parrots. Now will you be my valentine?

• "This Valentine's Day, I've got a new ring construct for you to play with." "Be My Valentine... and don't worry that you're inevitably going to be compared to a six-foot-four alien supermodel, a hot librarian, and a catholic schoolgirl." "Just because I was born in 1925, it doesn't mean that my love for you is also frozen."

• Thats, "Me no want..."

• Fr: The Key To: The Batman Let me unlock your heart

• To Nami: From: Luffy My arms aren't all that stretch babe.

• From Dean Venture To Triana Orpheus Someday my love you will be writhing on the hood of my car and I will be David Coverdale wondering what am I to do. Ever yours, Dean Venture

• Already submitted 3, so this is for fun. Dear Akane, My father's a Panda Your dad is a crier Ryoga is P-Chan And your middle sister's a liar So grab some pails of water One cold and one hot And meet me tonight For a threesome that's quite not. Love Ranma

• Holy shit I can't tell if that's awesome or horrible, but I like it.

• there's nothing gay about it in my eyes. Wait! YES THERE IS.

• from human!Jake to na'vi!Jake let's lift tail, buddy ps - I see you!

• from Rob to Tron ::heavy breathing + flesh slapping sounds::

• This could totally happen, I buy it.

• I don't have to see you to know that you're beautiful. - Daredevil Dear Supergirl, Big S is red Spandex is blue We might be related But there's repopulating to do! Love, Superman

• Third entry for me, i don't even care if it's legit, a contest like this can't go without ComicsNix's valentines letter to the internet. (thought of by me) Daer intretne, you hvae me strarign at yur digital urerus fro far to logn, yur rpttign juice sare intoxicating adn have me lognign for you. ou have ben warm and aceptign of eveyr fantasy i have had plezae be mine forever, ComicsNix.

• To: my city you're a sweet, beautiful mistress, but there's something rotten in you, eating away at the goddamn bones. It's what torr my parents away from me. It's what makes you call out to me every goddamn night, so loud my ears are pounding, my skin tingling, heart racing, so tired but I never give up. I never give up. Every goddamn night. Enjoy valentines day, my sweet, sultry, siren. Because the night belongs to me. From: The Goddamn Batman

• From Light to Misa. Misa Amane, You will have the best night of your life with me, Not realising what i wrote this on. It all ends when you fall asleep at three. You won't let me wait for long. Light.

• superman to batman: "get out your special gloves dude, cause i have a heart-on for you"

• From: Jamie Madrox To: Siryn Costumes are black trench coats are tan be my X-Factor sweetheart and find out why I'm called Multiple Man.

• To: Mariko Yashita <Let's take another stab at it> From: Logan To: Mary Jane Waterbuffalo Let's go for a spin on me From: Spider-Ham

• Oh I love this one.

• omg ... this one wins

• That is impressively terrible.

• 1. From Atomic Robo: Mr. Tesla may have created me, but I'd switch to DC for you. 2. From Ryan Renolds to Deadpool: I might be wearing a green ring right now, but I will always hold your swords to my heart. You're my my my SHARONA! 3. From Poison Ivy to Harley Quinn: You spruce up my life! So let's kiss pistils!

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