• This is NOT a vagina, but a uterus and ovaries.

• Absolutely hilarious. Spot-on satire using Nerd-dom. This is why an old fart such as myself continues to enjoy TR despite moving beyond the functional point of no return.

• I adore this film. I have been inflicting it upon everyone I know, spreading the madness.

• I sat next to that kid

• Hey! Rumproast called Topless Robot a "dank, cyclopean vault" and linked to this post. What is a "dank, cyclopean vault?" http://www.rumproast.com/index.php/site/comments/at_the_mons_of_madness/ Beat them up, Topless Robot!

• No. Torgo would have done a much better job than this shitheel.

• Is it narrated by Torgo?

• BOWIE = <3

• muahahaha petit mort!

• My sex education was pretty boring by comparison. My mom explained that guys had a penis and girls had a vagina. I didn't even get to feel awkward or embarrassed about it. The catch? Well my mom was a fundamentalist Christian at the time. I think the lesson here is that Neo-Pagan Demon Worshipers have a far more interesting/scarring form of sex education.

• taranaich got some solid points here. 1. the music as good as it were was poorly overused in the first minutes 2. also i had the same impression that the main boy couldn't really act, like most kids of his age. so is imagined how hard it was for the director to direct a bunch of kids. that in mind he did a terrific job. getting the permission from the parents too do a play solely about sex wasn't certainly not easy. 3. Ricky get of my lawn ;)

• -puts on vagi-robe and dick-hat- *ahem* -pseude-Dominican-monk-chant- Alll hail to the pussy, put the vagi on a throne, the dick is evil,it's needs to be punished ooooommmmmmminipadriiii ... *the madness continues*

• It sounded to me like he was definately channeling a bit of David Bowie.

• I'm not saying the female reproductive system doesn't have the POTENTIAL to drive a man mad, but... dropping your pants and trying to impregnate the floor tiles? Yes. You are insane. Even Cthulhu would go "dude, WTF?".

• I have to say this is really well done. I really enjoyed how the story progressed and even laughed a bit at the end.

• My immediate reaction to this video was "Why is this thirteen minutes long?!" followed closely by "What just happened?" O_ó To be honest, sex ed was just a bit meh for me. I pretty much tuned out because I was some kind of smarty-pants-prodigy at that age and I'd already read about it anyway. Long before we actually got to classes on it. I do remember some kind of video titled 'Johnny Condom' with a horrifically catchy song that was awkwardly stuck in all of our heads for about a week afterwards. Unfortunately, I'm no longer a smarty-pants-prodigy-type person.

• Thank God. I thought I was the only one bothered by that.

• So should I just ignore the fact that the entire female reproductive system (uterus, ova, fallopian tubes, et. al.) is being referred to by the blanket term "vagina"? Really, would those of you here who possess them be satisfied if someone just waved at a picture of a guys' testes and said "this is part of the penis!" Frankly, I expect more from of my cosmic horror...

• I didn't know the Horrors of the Vagina until now :O

• .... -douses self in gasoline- I'll be in my Suicide Workshop. DX

• As it should be! VAGINAS RULE THE WORLD!! Haven't you realized that yet? Why do we dress up like rich douche? For the vagina! Why do we buy expensive shit? For the vagina! Get rich? Lots of money? Vagina! Power? Status? Vagina! Fame? Plastic surgery? Vagina! For the vagina! For the VAGINA!! FOR. THE. VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! -mad cackles, masturbates-

• WINRAR!!

• I smell comedy gold here! Get to it, Brit movie studios! XD

• -revs up chainsaw missile launcher- Rest in pieces it is, then.

• ...I hate you two. XD

• Sooooo...should I get off your lawn anytime soon? XD

• really, though, it's the time for her to retire, anyway. everybody knows the Flying Sphagetti Monster is the in-thing right now. XD

• Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Clitoris Vagina wgah'nagl fhtagn -cackles madly, masturbates- XD

• Maybe its just me but the narrator sounded like Gollum from the Ralph Bakeshi animated Lord Of The Rings film. Which made the film a lot better in my opinion

• Ewwwww.

• Care to share some of said questions so we can enjoy them?

• As a Lovecraft fan who teaches sex ed...I can assure you this is far less terrifying than the questions the students ask......."earwax".....(shudder)......

• This might be better titled, "scared stiff"

• Yes! I was totally getting a little Alice's Restaurant in the narration.

• Looks like Giant-Vagina-Monster is getting work again. I haven't seen her since The Wall.

• Yes! Oh, yes! Yessssss!!!!!! ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

• I couldn't stand the visuals, so I just read the comments here while listening. That made it a lot better.

• I'm sorry, I was distinctly underwhelmed. The music got annoying after a while, the main boy couldn't act and very nearly ruined it for me, its use of Lovecraft was facile to the point of irritation, and the film could easily have been told in about half the time. The whole "Lovecraft was scared of vaginas" thing's been played out for a while now. (I may sound harsh for what is essentially a fun and cute little video, but come on, this was submitted to Sundance?) *Sits in his chair, grouch that he his*

• That Hastur be the most horrific thing I've seen in awhile

• Is it wrong to be turned on by this?

• Vincent Price died in 1993 sadly enough...

• vagina: cavern....of terror....

• 2005?

• It's times like these that I'm glad I have a young enough little brother to subject to these "horrors!" Also, eat your heart out, Vincent Price. Well, if you're alive that is... Living Vincent Price, eat your heart out; dead Vincent Price, rest in peace; zombie Vincent Price, rest in pieces.

• Rob, I need to thank you. My days would be infinitely less fun without gems like this.

• Anyone else get a MAJOR Arlo Guthrie vibe from that narrator?

• This, indeed, is EXACTLY why they took us out of class by gender. Combined sex ed leads to DANCING! Great twist ending, this is a FABULOUS short! (Now, if I can only get the 15 Minute Shakespeare on dvd...)

• I'm sure it's just a "little Death"!

• that was classic

• I think ExecutorElassus meant this: http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=UROTSUKIDOJI&order=9&offset=24#/d2ae9vv

• That was cool. And what was up with Principal Petter's eyes?

• "Okay Timmy, the word is 'Hastur.'" "Uh, could you repeat the word? "Certainly. Hastur." "Could you use it in a sentence?"

• Seems like those kids had about as much understanding of the Vagina as most fan fic writers. Of course your excluded from that statement Braxy

• Just noticed that after watching that my pulse is up, I feel tense, and am slightly confused. This captured the 7th grade perfectly. Loved it.

• I wish my sex-ed classes scarred my sanity and left me a gibbering lunatic like this...as I recall, we saw videos so old Michelle Pheiffer was still regrded as a contemporary sex symbol, and one where a girl was surprised that she became pregnant after having sex. She told her teacher she taken precautions like having sex on her back, AND upside down, so how could she be pregnant? The end result was sex education even MORE embarassing than usual. I remain convinced the rising teenage pregnancy rates in my country are a concious protest against the abysmal sex education we young Brits suffer under...they had make it crap as well as embarassing.

• Oh my God, that narrator was an unbelievable XD

• I don't know whether to be aroused or horrified. Eeek!

• I will never forget a film shown to us in 7th or 8th grade about VD, produced by Disney. All the little syphilis germs in their little berets and evil grins. I laughed so hard the teacher stopped the film to yell at me.

• I may be completely bent here but I would have actually preferred this to the hyper-awkward southern baptist fire and brimstone girls will give you dick cancer sermon I got at 12 yrs. old in sex ed.

• I completely lost my shit when he refered to the penis as "the goat with a thousand young." I'm still laughing as i type this. Tears are forming. My chest hurts. I think I'm dying.

• So that was why they separated us from the boys in middle school.... Very cool music, but have to admit that would have driven me to swear off just about anything had I seen that in 7th grade.

• Yep, just another day at Arkham Middle School. Tommorow is the spelling bee; last year's winner advanced on the word "Nyarlathotep."

• OK, in all honesty probably in the top 10 greatest things I've ever seen in my life. God, the soundtrack to this was absolutely perfect.

• Here u go http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5anxFI3fbbc/SPWbTUf-IhI/AAAAAAAAAIk/hSQ6XW5J0CU/s1600-h/daddysgirl_small.jpg

• needs more tentacle-rape

• never shared the fear of the vajayjay

• abortion is over 90% of what they do... not intended to be a factual statement

• speaking of tiny, look at the proportion of the vagina compared to the penis.

• Umm...did anyone else see a planned parent-hood ad when they pressed play?

• Is hang down like wizard's sleeve

• Okay - taking up a collection to get this film instituted as required learning in schools across the nation! With such educational films as this and the one produced in the film "The Girl Next Door" it would make America the great country in the sexual revolution once again. Fuck the Netherlands and their Amsterdam!!

• "For the male reproductive system, the teacher either drew a large dick or very tiny balls" Small potatoes make the steak look bigger

• Actually, this explains most FFF....

• ANGST i never shared the fear of the female parts, until now that was.

• this is how you breed a new generation of ff scribes :D

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