•  All of this, plus it sounds like a really comfy pillow in general... I don't think I'd actually buy one just because of "shaped like a pair of breasts" but otherwise it sounds like it would be very comfy, what with the memory foam and all

• Well... I'd totally sleep on my own boobs... If I could. XDD

• looks cum-fortable

• The zipper-removable cover part of the ad made me chuckle. And now I wonder how come I have been to Japan multipe times...and the only phrase I learned was "oppai de kine ne".

• I think the makers used a japanese model, and didn't watch enough anime.

• You can have your breasts and sit on them too! This has got to be one of the greatest quotes I've ever heard.

• I'm in Japan and they sell these everywhere, they have them in anime characters as well. like Nami and Robin from One Piece so you can sleep on their oppai...lol

• Maybe it's a Bible dictionary and they're looking up the definition for onanism.

• It's a Real Doll Accessory,maybe?

• I was hoping the earthquake would stop this racist "herp derp Japan is weeeeiiiiirrrrd" crap, but nothing doing. Stay classy, Americans.

• My guess is a dictionary...and I have NO idea what the fuck its doing in the picture.

• Sometimes I wish mine were removable and machine-washable! But take note, breasts do not feel like memory foam. I find this tendency to make bedding out of disembodied lady-bits most disturbing. I glare at this product disapprovingly, with my best impression of a pissed-off Judi Dench.

• OK one of these, a fleshlight, bad grammar and a Fan Fic Masterpiece shall be born...

• Huh...you think that if someone was gonna make boob memory-foam pillows they would make the boobs big...My mom used to like to tell the story about how I (as a baby) would sit on my rather small-bosomed Aunt's lap and then whine to go to my Mom (who is very amply-bosomed) because her chest was more comfortable. Take it from a baby! Big boobs are more comfortable!

• Does... does anyone else wonder if the book next to the product is a Bible?? It looks like a Bible. Or a phone book. Or a dictionary. Or a thesaurus. WHICH OF THOSE WOULD BE MORE DISTURBING!?

• I'm glad to know Japanese well enough that since I was on a slow connection the picture didn't load but I still knew what the pillow would look like.

• I don't get it. Isn't that what Real Dolls are for?

• Actually, this doesn't really bother me (though the "french maid lap" pillow is another story), but that's because I've had a husband pillow for years and that thing is COMFORTAB-Zzzzz....

• Q: Is it more or less superficial if you're thinking about a pillow? (Strokes beard.) A: At least it's my beard I'm stroking!

• Don't feel bad--I didn't get it immediately, eitherXD! And once I did, all I could think about was if that were a real torso, you wouldn't get much head support out of those. I'm not the type to complain about bust size--but one can't deny that different levels of endowment carry with them diffeent pluses ad minuses...God, I feel like a superficial jerk just thinking about this. :(

• Considering the general size of the breasts that we can see, I assume it would involve almost as much squishing as it takes to "titty fuck" a regular pillow.

• Well there The Real Touch which is at least somewhat interactive,and then there's the Fleshlight, but that's more like <i>a stranger</i> made of silicone.

• Speed reading fail: I read "Cover is removable, like a pair of breasts".

• Oh great now I have to go download that now too. =p

• I bet a few will do just that.. But I think that that is also a product... I haven't seen them..but it seems like something that exists.

• I still chuckle every time I see the breast technology tag

• ... I wouldn't ever buy something like that for myself, but on the other hand I wouldn't say no to it if someone would gift me one. I mean, on a scale from 0 to OMGWTFJapanese, I think it's rather low. Whenever you have to spend some time away from your girlfriend, spray some of her perfume onto it, and it might comfort you as you're sleepless in your bed, alone , looking at the ceiling, while she's banging the neighbor.

• I don't know, this actually seems like a really comfortable shape for a pillow. No, seriously, breasts aside. I usually ball up my pillows on either side of my head to try and block out excess light and keep me from favoring one side or the other (I roll around in my sleep so if I don't, I'll wake up with a numb arm). If the 'tits' were bigger I think I'd have to purchase one the next time they're available.

• I shall ask the one question no one has dared to ask: Can you titty fuck it?

• Gah, I cringed at this. I had a creeper once who stuck her boob in my left ear. The incident must have scarred me, because I'm going nuts, much like the times I read FFF. So, yeah, this STJT is terrifying to me, and the fact that it is sold out just makes me sad.

• Anyone remember the song by Cornershop, Brimfull of Asha? "Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow, everybody needs a bosom..."

• I'm confused. What's it shaped like? Oh... I see now. Like a pair of breasts. How'd I miss that the first time?

• Looks bigger if you push them together?

• Usually, I'm okay with the typos. However, the 'Japanes' in the title is just bothering me. Also, that is so weird omg I have nothing to say but what. o.o

• They definitely didn't think BIG.

• Also on that site is a similar item that is just the bottom half of a person in a kneeling position: a "lap" pillow. One of these lap pillows comes in a frilled apron variety, like it's the lap of a french maid or something. The Japan Trend Shop is chock full of laughably weird shit. Recently, a friend and I spent SEVERAL hours looking at their extensive catalog and just cracking the hell up at the various things for sale.

• Soft...so soft, until it is crunchy.

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