This video is gross. Even if he's not frantically masturbating to Clark finally flying and putting on the suit, which, frankly, seems kind of a long shot the way he's carrying on. But this video makes me kind of sad, too. I don't think I've ever enjoyed anything half as much as this dude enjoyed these six minutes of the last episode of Smallville. Admittedly, this means I've also never been arrested for public indecency, but I'm still a bit jealous. (Via Nerd Bastards)
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Those last 6 minutes of the Smallville finale were better than the entire broadcast of the Lost finale.
LOL you keep telling yourself that.. The finale came and went and nobody even noticed, it was so horrible that I'm glad as bad as the Lost finale was that it was no where near as terrible an experience going through that whole series in comparison to all the time I spent on Smallville. You're in a minority though, so you're entitled to your opinion.
I feel so dirty after watch- LISTENING to that.Someone needs to ad extra "sound effects" to this vid!
I think this is one of those things where people film their first reactions to stuff and try to keep their viewers engaged by hamming it up. I was pretty depressed we didn't even see a close-up of Clark in the suit. I could have used some of that Tom Welling package to brighten up my day.
WoW! I've waited to see this at the right moment. One Question though: What does America have to do with it? lOl
DAAAMMMNNNN !!! I only watched less than a minute before I had to pause because I was laughing so hard. I see someone was having a double rainbow moment. (Now I'm kind of afraid of watching the rest on account I might stoke-out from all the laughing).
I only got 30 seconds into this clip, and all I could remember was the stereotypical nerd types sat behind me and a friend of mine during Underworld. THe part where Rhona Mitra is riding Michael Sheen... and then all we could here was masturbating noises..... There are REASONS I sit in the back seat, so I can avoid hearing noises like that!
I hope everybody in the same room as that guy was wearing PVC rainwear, when that guy blew his load... If any got on the tv set, that set is going to need cleaning for some time before it can be watched again..
I act actually just vomited. Revolting. Vile. Disturbing. Just... Just... Just fucking wrong!
This could not have possibly been done in seriousness. Not possible, no one is that pathetic.
The world is too large a place to rule out the impossible, and internet anonymity removes all pretences of shame the average human being should have. Exaggerated maybe, but the video is too earnest and poorly made to be a troll post: on some level, I think this man genuinely enjoyed the Smallville finale. For this he must die, HIS BLOODLINE CANNOT BE ALLOWED TO PROPIGATE!
I'm fairly certain he climaxed the first time he screamed, "America!" Then for the rest of the video he's trying to get it back up, "Let's go! Right now! Let's see it!" And then he came again at the end. Ew.
Oh dear God. This poor dude! His life must be so many levels of sad... to cum while watching THIS... to have spent 10 years watching this shitty show... I could actually cry. Well, I have already, but from laughing my ass off. On a side note: "America, home of the brave"?! Who the hell does he think he is, Charles Heston?! Man...
Eh, I think I'll use this as my BGM when reading FFF... Is he saying America or I'm Erica?
It's finally Superman in this Superman show doing stuff he does(and better) in literally every other version of Superman, including the plane (Tas, Returns, Donner movie) and the shirt rip . I like how he's going "don't screw it up" because after 10 years of the Ville, he could actually rip his pants instead of his shirt and have StarDust the Super Wizard's costume under there.
Now, a Stardust the Super-Wizard show is something I would watch the living shit out of! Go, Fletcher Hanks!
If that's all he wanted to see he could've just watched the Superman movies. I know that's a ten year nut he's been trying to bust but come on! I didn't cum that hard when I lost my virginity.
"OH MY GAWWWWDDD! ITS LIKE THE SMALLVILLE FINALE BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY INFERIOR OH YEEEESSSS!!! AMERICA! LAND OF THE FREEEE!..."
Shit! I don't make that much noise when I'm jerking off to 'Ducktales'....Um.......nice weather we're having?
Please tell me this is fake... I mean, I never watched an episode until the finale, but it was downright atrocious. This seriously, seriously disturbs me. It just has to be fake.
All right, I call fake! This is obviously viral marketing to promote the show's finale! No REAL person with a pulse can enjoy Samllville! Its the show about Superman were he didn't fly for 10 years, HOW THE HELL CAN ANYONE WITH ANY TASTE ENJOY THAT?
That said, this guy enjoys the finale to a craptastic, god-awful TV show ten times more than the rest of us will ever enjoy sex. There's really no comparison.
Matt, sadly one of my closest friends for nearly twenty-five years, a guy with usually great taste and intelligence, has watched this show since day one, never missing an episode. I admit that I watched it for far longer than I ever intended to, solely in the futile hope that it would finally get good, but I bailed a few years back. My friend would occasionally call to ask me if I'd seen the latest episodes, and when I told him unequivocally that I was not watching it and could not give a squirt of rat's piss that this crap was still on the air, he would then recount the latest episode in detail and try (in vain) to convince me that the series was "great." I swear there were times when I wanted to strangle him.
We all have our glaring flaws and lapses in good taste. In my case, its being an Next Generation Star Trek fan who actually enjoyed New Trek, which my friends frequently attack me for, and rightfuly so. My own best friend has next to no quality control: he'll watch a filmic work of art and be entertained, yet just as readily watch a bad film and derive the same enjoyment from it.
But Smallville is one of those works that transcends guilty pleasure and so bad its good; a genuinely TERRIBLE TV series that lasted a solid decade before shuffling off the air. Your friend and other fans are free to enjoy it, but that shitpile rakes nails down my very soul with its awfulness. WE got ten years of Smallville and only three seasons of Superman: The Animated Series. You can't tell me that's right.
Superman the animated series didn't bring in the teen girls writing slashfic of clark and lex, my man.
Don't make too much fun of the show - I did once and a pair of Eric Durance fangirls tried to invade TR and posted a multi-page screed extoling her virtues as an actress.
Erica Durance is a solid enough actress who makes for a solid Lois Lane. Nothing exemplary, but nothing awful either, unlike Tom Welling. I don't see the need to sing her praises from the rooftops though. Now John Glover and Michael Rosenbaum, THERE are some actors who deserve credit for doing their best to polish such a turd. Without them Smallville would just be plain old unbearable, instead of merely awful.
On a side note the video I want to see is that guy getting to meet basically any of the cast while at a con.I think that would be comic gold for schadenfreude alone
AMERICA!!! YES! YES! DO IT RIGHT! also, i got some goosebumps listening to this dude carry on. i wish i still liked things this much...
yeah, me toofelt weird, cause tom wailing isnt even really shown wearing the suit, like, they only show superman in CG shotsand yeah, i don't care about superman also XD
I pretty much just rolled my eyes at the ending at the fact that they couldn't even think of anything appropriate to end the show on so they just had him lift a couple things.Goddamn it Superman writers, is it that hard to make the guy throw a punch? That and the fact that they turned Darkseid into basically a cross between Satan and the smoke monster from lost.I feel kinda bad for Michael Rosenbaum though, he was actually in a new show just recently and it got cancelled shortly before the Smallville finale ran. I think it was called Breaking In
Somehow I think Grant Morrison is involved with this because it does not make any sense and it's getting a lot of attention...
So now we know what would actually happen to a poor soul who presumably watched all ten years of Smallville.
And we thought poor Tom Welling had it bad. He just had to star in it.
Wow, this guy is in my "Leave Britney alone" people list... So sad. I mean, you poor poor kid. Enjoying such a crappy ending with no surprise whatsoever...
Not since "The Right Stuff" has a masturbation scene been so funny and patriotic at the same time.
What is the kids are saying these days? Fake and gay? Something like that? I think it's someone trying to parody that guy who went crazy for rainbows last year.
