For the record ,"Kiss Transporter" isn't the actual name of this Japanese invention, which supposedly allows one person to "kiss" one device and have the other device replicate the "kiss" allowing two people in two separate locations to "kiss" -- it doesn't appear to have a name yet, so I made one up. If you've noticed that I keep putting the word "kiss" in quotations marks, it's because I have the tiniest of doubts that the device actually works. Oh, I don't doubt the machines can wirelessly relay information to each other, of course; I mean that I don't believe that this thing is even close to an actual kiss. Unless, I suppose, your partner has a small, bent plastic tube for a tongue, and no lips or teeth. In which case kissing this device is still probably far less creepy than the real thing. (Via TokyoMango)
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However, the guy working in it seems to be enjoying himself.
... I hope he's in a relationship.
Is it just me or is anyone else feels like this is a reminder the cyber-sex-helmet-thing from Demolition Man? And how far away we are from that anyway?
It looks more like it could be used for clitoral stimulation than anything else. One person doing the tongue work, and the other holding it down below. Then Dr Abraxas can get his arse to mouth fantasy fulfilled, without the need of penicillin lol.
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Weird but not as weird as the sperm collector. Ah Japan. Pervy and sterile at the same time.
So they've duplicated the effect of simultaneously twirling a straw in your mouths.
I think somebody needs to do a LOT more research on what a kiss actually feels like.
"as theyre tongues swirlied arounds eachothers, they them dancd a dance of lust and caressiment like a breeding pair of lustful snails. them, the tonguse enjacublated a load of spit and cumminess all overs their dentistries."
what they need is a machine that can 'transmit' an anal and or vaginal fuck across the internet. then my plans will be complete!
put a buttplug on that straw, shove it in your clownhole. mission complete. macgyver would be so proud of me.
Unless have a large trove of penicillin in hoarded in some warehouse, somewhere;,you might want to change the order of those "fucks".
I'm starting to see a pattern with the super terrific post. Is next week going to be the sperm bank that Disney is building with the animatronic nurses?
"I'll see you soon, honey. Come on, let's kiss one more time."
"Uh, I actually lost my Kiss Transporter on the subway."
"But if you lost it, then who's been... Honey, it's starting again."
When I saw the headline I was expecting some kind of Gene Simmons/Star Trek crossover.
This is actually slightly less horrible.
or you know...a bunch of lonely nerds [those creepy ones everybody is ashamed of...you know the ones] can smooch each other over their beloved internet..
But tongues do other things besides just go around in circles...
I hate myself for even commenting on this.
I'm pretty sure that kissing is just a cover for the device's actual nefarious purpose. There's more to that tube than we're seeing, much more.
I did like how they talked about how popular this could be with fans if a celebrity made a recording of themselves using this device and made it available. Ah, Japan~
It gets even creepier.
The same lab that made this thing has developed touchscreen technology that corresponds touching the screen with a sensor that provides real tactile sensation. They're currently demoing it by talking about making it feel like ants crawling on your skin where you're touching the sensor. If they combine these two devices, it's not hard to see hentai girls actually being able to "kiss" an actual human being.
This thing merged with the Real Touch and humanity will become another of those dead-ends in the history of life
