That's NOT a Japanese made.Chinese made it.
It's not Japanese. It's Chinese and can be bough here :D http://www.alibaba.com/product... seconds ago · Like
This is exactly the way to recuperate.
But, um, wouldn't it need to adjust to fit different sizes?
Yeah, if I want to donate sperm, I'll just masturbate in a cup. And if I just want to masturbate, there are much better places to throw away my potential children.
Throw a fridge in that thing and you've got yourself a sale, bro.
What you don't see is the poor dwarf inside....
Man, all I can say is " I don't want to be the poor bastard who gets stuck cleaning the hair and residue out of that!"
when the hell did R2 D2 start turning tricks?!?!?
IT'S A TRAP!!!
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got to admit just when i think Japn can not out due its self in creating new sex toys . now they do this thing.. though think the guy that has that thing will one send the lady screaming from the room due to how creepy that looks not to mention the embaresment of having to explain why one has a sperm collector in the first place .
Chinese video is chinese.
I like to think this is a female dalek.
If this robot manages to take over the world, humanity will have deserved it.
Ashamed as I am to say, this is Chinese. I supposed Mr. Bricken would be justified in calling us all the same...
Is it just me but it looks like a Portal Turrent with a malfunctioning Optical receptor?
I already have a Japanese sperm collector.Her name is Michiko, and she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
I'll take three.
At least make it look like a woman.
While R2-D2 went on to fame and fortune, his brother R4-D4 fell in to a life of debauchery and would hang out in space bars, sucking dick for credits.
it also comes with a DVD player, who still buys dvd porn?
Is it just me, or does this thing look like a sexytime Dalek? I can just picture the Doctor Who XXX parody now... "INSEMINATE! INSEMINATE!!!"
Ahh Japan...tsunamis, earthquakes, and nuclear fallout will not drag them from what they do best. Being Pervy.
That is a hideous design...the DVD screen is fixed in the device's housing, meaning it can't be tilted for users* of different heights, or who are seated. On that note, it's also clearly not wheelchair-accessible.
I will grant, however, that if the device is intended for some kind of eugenics program, that deliberately building in limits to who is able to use the machine may be a legitimate design choice.
*"Patients"? "Test Subjects"? "Victims"?
jesus WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE!!?!?! do you know what this was used for!?!
after my initial reaction, I tried to regain some semblance of maturity over this... you know it's just a machine for easier sperm donation. yeah that's it...
then my wife noticed the dvd logo on the screen. for some reason that made it funny all over again.
Well my vacuum is on the fritz and I've always wanted to mate with an Asian.... I'm in.
Hey ass hats...it is Chinese not Japanese.
Well my little friend, you have something jammed in here real good.Were you on a starcruiser or a...Oh, ummm, never mind.
Wow. Imagine they had this at a sperm bank. To get paid for making a donation into an automated BJ machine? I may change careers....
But what does...I mean, why did they build...I mean, it's like an ATM you have sex with, what purpose...
My head hurts.
It was one of those new features in R2 that they added for the prequels. Rocket boosters in AoTC & now this for Clone Wars Season 4
As soon as the Star Wars cheques stopped turning up.
Well, it could be something used for a Sperm Bank. You know, one of those self-service (heh!) stations, you know, like a self-service (heh!) pumps (heh!) in a gas station. >:3
I think you typed it wrong.
clearly you meant: "At least make it look like a womanNa'Vi
simple mistake, it happens to all of us.
And he never went spelunking in Potimus Prime's magic rectum, either. Pity.
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that's not how it goes:were you on a starcruiser or aoh, erm, I think I need to dig deeper...yeah...yeah ba...er, I think I got just the tool for this job/thank the maker, this BJ is going to feel real good
LIKE LIKE a thousand times LIKE!
also your head won't hurt ... if you used a Na'Vi fleshlight attachment - that is, unless you like to hurt. we serve(ice) all kinds here.
what purpose is served by the Mona Lisa or the David? or the Pyramids?
it is a work of art.A WORK OF ART!
Even in the context of being used as a harvester at a legitimate sperm bank, what the fuck happened to simply having a wank? It costs nothing and the potentially revolting maintenance logistics would be completely avoided. Think about it: Would YOU like to be the poor bastard who has to, er, service that thing when it breaks down?
a life, wasted :(
Personally, I think someone should put these into life-size statues of Rei, Asuka, and Mari, put the Eva Ona-holes in them, and then otaku will line up for a chance to bang the girls from Eva, AND the sperm banks profit!
Weren't these things featured in the soft-porn flick 2069: A SEX ODYSSEY?
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