Cap was drawn that way, of course. (Liefield, of course.) Oddly, I feel the need to kill Nazis every day. Sadly, there aren't that many, and praising Hitler isn't as politically viable as it used to be.
We've all suspected, but now we may have to face the cold hard truth: that Captain America's Nazi-killing performance was in fact supplemented by illegal drugs. It's tragic, but sadly far too common in today's superhero world, as this video clearly reveals. Although I don't know what Namor's so upset about -- he's obviously not been taking steroids. I mean, he's not particularly muscular, and there's nothing shrunken about the Atlantean cod stuck in his speedos.
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This was a pretty good idea for a satire of the steroid scandal, and well executed. I had to keep going back so I wouldn't miss any of the scroll.
Funny thing, they actually did a storyline back in 1989 where a drug addict Cap tries to help snaps that Cap has no room to talk as his entire body is based off a drug.
Given that the Nazi troops were on meth and speed as well as their leader, I guess Cap is just evening the playing field!
I loved the Darkwing Duck reference as well. Especially with him flying south for the winter.
That was such a great cartoon.
"Coming up, he's the celebrated Dark Knight of Gotham."
Batman: I'm the goddamned Batman! -punch thug-
"But when he failed to save a young girl, this Knight suddenly become darker."
Batman: I was in a dark place. Well, darker than what I'm used to, anyway.
"My Life With Venom. That's next, on Oprah."
The best thing about this video is the crawl: "Darkwing Duck misteriously absent during winter"; "BREAKING: Green Lantern continues to suck"; and so on...
I love how super-nerdy this is, enough to mention an obscure storyline from John Byrne's '90s Namor series.
I was more interested in watching the news on the bottom to be honest. I love that they mentioned Darkwing Duck.
...And I'm not sure if I cringed from the same-sex partners (I have nothing against that, just seen too much 34'd Batman/Robin that manages to be almost SFW yet incredibly disturbing to my lost childhood) or Namor standing up worse.
Maybe that's why there were only like four nazis in the movie. Cap had already killed them all.
Fun fact: Every HYDRA agent in comics, movies, and cartoons is really a Nazi. Even Bob.
I love how it says green lantern sucks is breaking news. it's like saying Rob was stuck to the zipper again.
