.... Don Cheadle did WHAT?!?!?
OMFG THAT"S DON CHEADLE(WAR MACHINE) AS FUCKING A CAPTAIN PLANET?!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH THiS SKIT WILL MAKE CONSTIPATED FREE!
My heart... it.. hurts....
That just made my morning.
Oh my Gosh! What's kind of this movie? Surrender ><
Was that Brenda Song in there? Also, the black dude sounded exactly like the cartoon.
They really should have just given Captain Planet that loan for his stereo store- now we all have to suffer...
You had me at "belligerent Don Cheadle".
Screenshot of creepy Don Cheadle smile as a desktop background?I THINK YES.
i say this... if that is the way the movie will be i will totally watch that shit!
I remember when I was a kid and telling my grandpa (who's really Christian) about Captain Planet and he told me that they weren't summoning Captain Planet. Because they weren't praying to God, they were actually summoning the Devil.
That's some fucked up shit to lay on a kid.
Looks like he is giving them...*puts on sunglassesthe TREEtmentYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!
Okay, a Captain Planet movie has been made, no need to work on a big screen one now. Know why? 'Cause the only Captain Planet story I wanted see was a bunch of young environmentally conscious people being lured into eco-terrorism and tricked into summoning the ruthless force of nature known as the Captain, who plans to cut humanity to a mere fraction in order to save the planet, in his mind. Who knew Funny or Die who have that covered?
Next a Pokemon movie that isn't about pocket monsters, but the harrowing tale of dog fighting in the inner city.
Humannn... tree! Tree! Tree tree tree!
Was that Pedro? Also, the red-haired kid looked like one of the kids from the Narnia movies. Overall that was kind of lame.
I would so watch this.
I should've known. All this time, Captain Planet was really Bender in disguise.
I loved Captain Planet as a kid (shut up, I was six and we didn't have cable back then), so this was all the more hilarious for it.
The POWER is ... fuck you hippie douche Ted Turner commie propoganda POS.
There's nothing more environmentally aware than killing people. I mean, think of the carbon credits you can collect alone!!!
Vote For Pedro
Why did they have to turn the black planeteer into a tree first? Huh??? Just sayin'.
I'm more bothered by the grammar in this link then I am the link itself. Really "love to shopping"?
no no I will not be fooled by your gargantual sexual display of comic book penis - not even if you wave a na'vi dildo at me.
ok, maybe if you did...
seriously, spammer dude, you need to create a new shtick 'cause just dropping a link isn't getting anybody's penis excited. except maybe rob. he always goes into the bunker when spammers spam. anyway ..
how about a post that starts out suspiciously like you're replying to something and then crudely segways into whatever you're peddling. maybe with a catch phrase like =
whose responsible this low prices
you're going to love my nuts!
Sooo...anyone gonna click the spam link? Tell me what it is if you do...
You mean something like Pokémon Apokélypse? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...If you haven't seen this fan film clip, you MUST watch it now!
How will you spend them if all you humans are dead?
All your wildest dreams will come true.
Well, his head looked kind of shrubby anyway...
"He didn't have a grip on our language. Verbs,verbs eluded him. He said,and I'm quoting 'cos I haven't got the time or the energy to make shit up anymore : "How you money make?" - Lewis Black "The White Album"
RE: Your nuts http://multiply.com/mu/eletter...
maybe it's about PENIS!??
Holy shit! That is one awesome link. Seriously guys, you gotta see what this fella's linking to! Holy fuck, my mind is blown! Anybody who didn't click this link right away is sure gonna feel dumb when they see what lies behind this URL! Damn!
Oooh...he's got you there, Fabio.
And what do you mean, "you humans"?
I am almost positive that this whole video counts as "kinda wrong".
That's kinda wrong...
Even better! I'm tellin' ya, guys, you just GOTTA click this link!
I have extra boners...
Well, you don't have to kill everybody, just enough of them... I mean, "us"...
I pass as human ona cursory examination,but I am a mutant variant of baseline human.I have extra bones and several other genetic alterations...
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