• I was waiting for the classic "Rawket Lauwnchar!" from the narrator. O well.

• Note to self: Look for cheap copy of Metal Slug Collection for Wii and/or Metal Slug 7 for DS.

• Aw, I was hoping to watch him fight a boss and/or turn into a zombie. :(

• rats! 

• But with a helicopter every five minutes, we'd lose 100 bucks a day.

• ...And spending a quarter would bring you back from the dead.

• ... I'd be able to get a free sandwich just by shooting somebody and rescuing a hobo.

• How about some real life Contra so we can see  99 of friends can get killed

• "Did you pack the Rocket Launcher?" "Yes, mom!" "Because you know what happened the last time when you forgot your rocket launcher and had to borrow Jimmy's, right? Clean-up Service is still scraping his splattered remains from the front yard. The poor lil' thing." "Gawd! MOM! It was just that one time! And I did toss a grenade at that terrorist guy in return!" "I'm sorry, dear. Well, have a good day at school! I love you!" "I love you too, mom!" XD

• My dad still has a bitchin arcade.

• I swear, this game was my childhood.

• Yeah.

• I miss going to my local arcade just to play Metal Slug. I miss arcades existing, too.

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