Which is why I thought it worth telling you about Geek Girls: The Gamers, coming out today from the fine pornographers at New Sensations (the SFW trailer is above). It is nerd porn in the truest sense, in that it stars girls who are nerds -- who prove their nerdery by talking about their favorite videogames in some depth -- who then have graphic sex on camera (also in some depth. Zing!). I know some of you are already doubting the veracity of these girls' nerdiness, but watch the video -- Misti Dawn's Legend of Zelda and Xbox tattoos should be proof enough for her, and most of the other girls, if they aren't real nerds, sure talk a good game.
Now, I assume by the "Geek Girls" nomenclature that is is the first of a series, with "The Gamers" only being the first installment. Honestly, I hope they get the girls from D&D with Porn Stars and make a Geek Girls: The Role-Players next.
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I can't get into the way too many buttons games. I gotta stick with Never winter Nights 1 and 2 and Baldur's gate 1 to 3. David Warner does the greatest villain voice. Irenicus. No one will ever be a greater villain. Still moments do not stand still they flow and well games will always flow too. I mean just how long could you play "pong" today? Even if some whacked person or persons held a gun to your head? Games kind of isolate us too. Being a nerd kinda means you gain "smarts" but loose social ability in return. Just an observation. I do that allot. Too much. wondered off topic. chow.
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I corrected it, isn't that what nerds do? *glances at your post*
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+1000 for your response, mild-mannered understanding is rare in comment sections. But, I still have issue with your points. For one thing, we're not seeing the full interviews in this trailer, you don't know what has been left out. You also seemed to miss the part where the foreign girl said she played WOW herself (and she also talked about making her own costumes, which is pretty damn geeky), who cares if her bf introduced her to it. Was I never punk rock because I first discovered it through a boyfriend? No, and it's the same here. And you probably didn't see my other post, but it really gets me that the only girl any of you believe is the one with tattoos. It's like you're all saying "pics or it didn't happen". If she wasn't into tattoos, she would have no proof and you would all be lumping her in with the rest. Porn isn't the nerdiest profession, so you take what you can get when casting a thing like this. They have to use girls in the industry who game, it would be virtually impossible to find geek girls outside of porn and convince them to star in it. Could these girls be geekier? Probably, but at least they're not delievering canned nerd quotes in monotone voices. They're all genuinely talking about games they love. And it's really not fair to say they can't be geeks because they aren't old enough to have been playing video games before they went mainstream, they can't help when they were born. Not to mention, I would maintain that games aren't as mainstream as you think. We all live in a world of our own choosing these days, we create our own social circles everywhere and can be cut off from the outside world. For example, the vast majority of my friends are gay, so it always blows my mind when things like Prop 8 happen. I have to remind myself that I surround myself with gay guys, most people don't. It's the same with other subcultures, including geekdom.
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The confusion is my fault so i don't blame you for that. It wasn't my intention to offend any female readers so let me clarify my point. I don't think attractive women incapable of being nerds and I don't think all nerds need to have a particular appearance either. What I meant was that these girls don't seem like geeks. I wasn't focusing on their looks, but what they said. Playing CoD, God of War or having a boyfriend that likes WoW doesn't make you geeky, and saying so feels disingenuous. I did make an exception for the one girl with tattoos because she felt genuine. If they were all like her I wouldn't have a problem. Just so you know, I'm not the angry basement-dweller stereotype you think I am. I'm not the coolest guy or the nerdiest guy around. I'm just a regular dude that happens to like science fiction, anime, manga, video games and occasionally read some comics. Like I said a couple posts up, gaming isn't inherently nerdy anymore for people of a certain age. I'm not just talking about these girls but myself as well. That's one reason I don't identify myself as a geek. I may have a lot of "nerdy interests" but I never caught hell for it, so calling myself a nerd makes little sense to me. In fact, no one ever called me a nerd for liking the things I like before it became cool to be nerdy on the internet. I don't have a problem if others call themselves nerds, but it's just something I personally don't do. The problem I have with this is that I get the feeling whoever produced this thinks I <i>am</i> that gamer stereotype. Am I supposed to say "OMG a girl that likes games!" and fap furiously? Girl gamers are nothing new, and I'm not going to cream my pants because a cute girl owns a PS3. We get a lot of that stuff as gamers and it's just old. It'd be nice if companies didn't treat us like we never touched a boob before. I'm not here to define women's place in the realm of geekdom. I know women catch a lot of flack from guys on the internet, so I don't blame you for reacting that way. My only point was if people want to try and relate to the so-called nerd audience they need to do it right. What if this was a bunch of sexy men that tried to appeal to nerd women by saying their girlfriends play WoW? Wouldn't you roll you eyes at that? I know I would even though I'm not the the target audience.
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Most of these comments really piss me off. They're either about how these girls "don't look like geeks" or they don't like the "right games". Geek girls come in all shapes, sizes, colors, faces, fashion movements, etc. It is so annoying how geeks are the worst about stereotyping their women. These particular women are girls who have sex on camera for the world to see, so they're not going to be your stereotypical akward geek girl. But that's my whole point, it's a stereotype. There are beautiful, confident geek women out there, believe it or not (remember, Felicia Day is not Codex {not that she's a porn star either, but I guarantee she's not that timid in real life}). You all seem to think the tattooed girl is genuine, but if she wasn't into tattoos you wouldn't, she'd be "too hot" or whatever because she doesn't have the proof etched into her skin. I would say that technically, what it takes to make someone a gamer geek is that they play on a regular basis and are passionate about it. Who cares if it's CoD or GoW? What matters is that she's really, really into it. And these girls seemed into it to me. Personally, I like it when I can identify with the chicks when I'm watching porn. It only makes sense as I'm putting myself in their place instead of imaging I'm putting it to them. And knowing that they also spend their free time in front of a console is a big help in that department (even if they don't play the same games as me).
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"This is "watch real geeks have sex" which would be cool if they looked like geeks." I'm curious as to what geek girls are supposed to look like. I would consider it more pandering if they all were wearing the equivalent of horn-rimmed glasses, just for guys like you who don't think a "hot chick" can be a geek. Why is it that geek guys are the worst about sterotyping geek girls? You also don't seem to think geeks can be good at sex (which speaks loads as to what your sex life must be like, if you ask me {which you didn't but this is the internet so I'm gonna pretend you did}). It is possible to be good in bed and into the nerdiest of persuits, people are multi-faceted (or they should be). While playing CoD doesn't make one a geek, it doesn't mean one who plays it can't be. What makes someone a geek isn't even their passion of choice, it's that they're passionate about it; hence the phrase "geeking out". And that girl seemed to be truly into the game, so it fits. As a woman who enjoys porn, I think it's a great idea. Because while you boys are putting yourselves in the guy's place, women do the same thing with the chicks. And it's a lot more fun for me (and most woment, I'd wager) if I can identify with them. And unlike some of you guys, I understand that women (even women who have sex for money on camera) have interests outside of "being hot" or whatever.
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You left out Katie Morgan ;)
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(She's also an incredibly nice lady, BTW.)
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Let me know if they can find one who can sing the Jet Jaguar song from the end of Godzilla VS. Megalon (also MST3K'd). ... I don't know why. Maybe I don't WANT to know why.
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I agree. Nerdiness needs authenticity. ... Then again, so does porn. It makes a world of difference.
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Lily Cade's already on that; she just wrapped a DND shoot with Lily LaBeau.
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The mere mention of this being fake completely curtailed my erection. I NEED LEGITIMACY! I NEED TO BE CONVINCED BLACK OPS GETS HER HOT!
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Hey, not what I'd do, personally - but the money was probably way better than what my own ass is making, so it's probably one of those 'last laugh' scenarios.
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There's actually another one coming out called Live Nerd Girls. NSFW link: http://www.lilycade.com/2011/09/live-nerd-girls/ As far as "real" nerds, this one seems a bit more legit.
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Then she dropped out of college and ended up sucking dick for money. Stay in school, kids.
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She could be Cody, you could be Guy. Yowza!
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"of course, your results may vary." Because, ya know, you're not Mike Haggar.
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Jesus, she's got me beat in nerdery, that's for sure. Asia Carrera: Patron Saint of Nerdy Porn Actresses, now and forever.
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>>> I hate to disagree with Mike Haggar, since, you know, Mike Haggar, Made my night.
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Ooh. A fellow fan of the former Brunching Shuttlecocks. May it rest in peace (unless Lore can find a new site, in which case, may it live again.).
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Sex with someone you relate with, sure... but video games in particular? Notsomuch. My wife and I both game, but if she didn't, I think the sex would be just as good. She didn't game when I met her, she mostly picked it up from me, so that really wasn't part of the initial attraction or connection. We don't Final Fight Cosplay in the bedroom, BTW. Maybe we should. and hey, don't knock sex with strangers. I;m not saying it's good for the long haul, but a certain level of unfamiliarity can be pretty hot. of course, your results may vary.
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In my book, the ultimate nerd porn star would have to be Asia Carrera. Particularly because: a) She was a hardcore nerd well before being a nerd became 'cool'. We're talking early 90s, here. b) She first became 'porn royalty' and it was only subsequently discovered that she was a nerd. She's a member of Mensa, created and coded her own website back in the day, spent all her free time playing Unreal Tournament (including hosting her own server and designing her own skins), reviewed games for Maximum PC and has done hentai voice acting. Before finding her calling in life she was in the National Mathematics League, Spanish National Honor Society, placed in National Geography, Language Arts, and Mathematics Olympiads, was a National Merit Scholarship Winner (for 1440 on SAT's), and Garden State Scholar (for nerdly grades). She attended Rutgers University on a full academic scholarship, with a double-major in Business and Japanese. ...NERD! :D
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I hate to disagree with Mike Haggar, since, you know, Mike Haggar, but sex with someone you relate with is always going to be better than sex with someone you are nothing alike. True fact.
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I also call bullshit. Real nerds play Horde.
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A girl being into video games won't make sex hotter or better. It does, however, make the relationship more appealing when you're NOT boning.
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All that opinion, and yet you misspelled Mortal Kombat's title, a nerd sin for sure.
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I can dig it. Gaming is such a male dominated realm we all would like it if more ladies were into it as much as we are. I don't think there's a nerd/gamer alive that doesn't find cute nerdy women incredibly appealing in real life. Besides that it's cool in general when you're favorite actor or whatever reads the same comics or plays the same games you do. What's weird is that this isn't role-playing like the cable guy/housewife set up which I completely OK with. This is "watch real geeks have sex" which would be cool if they looked like geeks. With the exception of one girl the "nerd cred" of these ladies is questionable and the fact they think playing Call of Duty is geeky leads me to believe they don't truly get the audience. On the other hand the D&D pornstars thing felt pretty genuine and interesting so I thought that was cool. I know I'm overthinking it because it really doesn't matter, but we get some much of this type of stuff as gamers it annoys me.
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my first thought was misti from Pokemon
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Look who came to say hello. :) Nice Ink by the Way
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I'd have to agree with most of the comments, Misti seemed the only real nerdy one, plus she was the hottest with awesome tattoo's and a voice I could listen to for ages. I'd go on, but it's one thing to comment randomly on the interwebs. It brings out my nerdy awkwardness when they've posted in the thread and may read the comment :shy.
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Nope,then again I cut my own hair,and I'm not that much of a narcissist.
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Hey I remember you now, from that POV Punx series.
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Oooh! I wanna watch a DnD game turn sexy! Geek Girls: The Role Players sounds so fun!
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"Misty Dawn", another perfect "Porno or Pony?" name.
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It seems like cos-play would be a no-brainer for nerd porn.
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thanks duder ^_^ <3
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than ya sir, its interesting to see this become so popular being that ive enjoyed gaming my whole life....
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I don't think i'm the only one that went "pppft. Alliance."
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I can back up Misti Dawn's nerd cred, she's a contributing member over at 360voice.com and she spent a good deal of the last month going through Elder Scrolls: Oblivion during her free time. She's also awesome and my interest in this (which was zero) has gone up a bit just because I want to show some support for Misti.
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She's got that "WHO FARTED?" look on her face Unless that's her "Oh" face in which case, yeah I think I'll pass on this one.
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If that video, iswhat they're admonishing the bishop to, then somebody needs to change their spankbank tout de suite!
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That was surprisingly dull and boring. Just to be clear, as well, playing modern video games casually does not automatically make you nerdy. Just like watching and enjoying the original star trek doesn't make you nerdy. It just makes you a fan of good entertainment.
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Yeah, the only legit geek I saw in that video was Misti. Mainstream gaming has lost it's nerdy stigma so very long ago. "I hope they get the girls from D&D with Porn Stars and make a Geek Girls: The Role-Players next." YES. There's a top-quality talent pool there. They really should have just made that one over this gaming one because they could have got more popular stars. Side question: Did anyone else who watched the "I Hit It With My Axe" videos wish that their hair stylist did porn?
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"Doing their business" has always been, for me, a euphemism for something I would not want to watch porn stars doing, glasses or no.
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Video games are mainstream. Get me a girl that's a true fan of Ambush Bug, or Flaming Carrot (hah hah haaaa), or Cerebus, and I will buy everything she's in ever. If they can find a female porn star kaiju fan that can quote the MST3K Gamera song, I'll fucking explode.
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Anyone else getting a heavy Kirsten Dunst vibe from Misti?
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I'm okay with being a fetish. :d
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You make a good point Sir.
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I think the appeal is the same as the old Plumber or Pizza Boy gets banged in porn tropes. It makes them more accessiable to the viewer so they can relate and have fantasies that next time they are at Gamestop they would be getting the same game as some smoking hottie that will take them home and have crazy porn sex. It's all about relating to your target audience.
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The awkward part comes (hehehe) when someone walks in on you wanking it to the viedo
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Gaming isn't nerdy if you were born after the NES released. For anyone younger than about 30 there's never been a point when games were uncool. This doesn't really appeal to me. Pandering is always a turn off. Besides, I don't know how the fact these ladies play CoD or Zelda is going to make watching them screw on camera be any more enjoyable. I guess role-playing can be fun, but I don't think being an "authentic" gamer is going to help them be better at their jobs.
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Augh, wrong kind of awkward.
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The girl on the thumbnail didn't seem that into World of Warcraft, although maybe her thick accent prevents her from properly expressing what she knows about the game. But Black Ops and Mortal Combat and God of War? Ehh, I dunno. I try not to be elitist about this type of stuff because the more people get into video games, the better. But those games are so incredibly popular and approachable and simplistic, that you really shouldn't consider yourself a nerd for liking them. You could go to a frat party and see people playing those. I don't know how excited I am to see these girls receive a 12 inch mega dick, honestly.
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That's an unfortunate thumbnail preview image.
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Awesome. Misti is a legit geek. I've talked to her and interviewed her twice. She knows her shit. She also happens to be freaking awesome.
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I licked my light gun before and all I got was a weird taste in my mouth. Hmmm
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"Needs more awkward"..would it help to know that Micheal Cera's going to be the one banging these chicks?
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I guess we'll get a chance to see how proficient they are with a joystick.
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Am I the only one that is bothered by the fact that being a "nerd" is being treated like more of a fetish than an actual personality quirk?
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I know it's mainstream porn and all, but I would have been a lot more interested if they had more of that shyness/gawkiness and not quite stellar physique that I associate with genuine nerds instead of being, well, your usual porny sort of ladies, albeit ones with rad tattoos. Too polished. Needs more awkward. Also, playing a few video games isn't so nerdy these days. It's not the eighties anymore. They've pretty much become an integral part of popular culture.
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Does playing Black Ops and some Soul Caliber qualify you to be a nerd? That being said some of these ladies seem pretty legit. I hope they do a video staring female otaku cosplaying has a part of the series...Hey a guy can dream can't he?
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