The Legend of Zelda: The Marimba of Time

By Rob Bricken in Nerdery, Video Games
Tuesday, September 6, 2011 at 2:01 pm
Ocarinas are for assholes. True heroes -- the ones with the guts to go out and save the princess while wearing pointy little elf hats -- play marimbas. And then the make an awesome arrangement of the Legend of Zelda main theme with that Marimba fo Time. And then they force two friends to play that arrangement with them, and warn them that unless they play it perfectly and keep the beat they're getting a blue boomerang to the dick. That's what a hero does. Or am I thinking of asshole? Enh,. whatever. Thanks to Jamie B. for the tip.

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