The odds of the porn industry making an X-rated "parody" of The Dark Knight Rises next year is about 1-1.00002. However, a group of young, go-getting pornographers have taken it upon themselves to make their own DKR sex flick now... just without all that boring sex. This marvelous faux porn trailer is a thoughtful remembrance of times past, when themed porn would use really, really dumb puns and dirty versions of characters names, like Buttman, Commissioner Hardon, and Scatwoman, and it's just totally fantastic. Honestly, this is so brilliant I don't think fucking would actually improve it at all, and that's probably the first time I've ever typed that sentence. (Via Nerd Bastards)
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I'm just thrilled they know enough about Batman lore to actually directly quote from "Mad Love."
I love how they did Robin.
That was awesome.
I was expecting it to be called The Dick Knight Rises, though.Although maybe that's the sequel where Dick Greyson steps up to fill Buttman's... er shoes.
Oh, was anyone else... troubled... by Catwoman's seemingly complete lack of a nose? o.o;
That's the goddamned (Batman) worst Catwoman costume this side of a Halle Berry movie! Looks like it's made of Hefty bags.
You haven't seen Uptown Julie Brown as MILFy Catwoman sexing up Newman from "Seinfeld" on "The Edge". Whoa, mama.
This would have been a fail if it was a porn parody, but it's a win as a porn parody parody.
I got excited when I saw the girl playing Poison Ivy.
Then 10 seconds later I realized this wasn't a real XXX porno.
...the writing for this parody trailer... is already better than what we can expect from an actual porn version.
I've seen the Hustler Porn parody of the 1960s version Batman. The writing for this was much better. Though Hustler's version had a much greater percentage of nekkid.
I hate to be That Guy, but it's 'REV' up your Harley. Get your dirty Harley quotes right! Now go get into the giant cream pie.
. . .it was changed because it is a porn parody parody. Get your dirty, porn parody quotes right :p
dude, you write FFF for a living you know the chances of a movie/tvshow/comic/etc successfully inspiring rampant pr0n is exactly 1
Seriously. For a man that spends hours each week combing thru the worst fan fiction on the web, you would expect him to type that sentence a thousands times a day as futile attempt to feel some semblance of 'clean' again.
"Master Wang, some men just want to watch" Outstanding, but I seriously doubt I'll ever be able to see the Dark Knight with a straight face again
This is taken from Barely Political's youtube channel. They have been spoofing Batman for some time now. Nothing to see here.......
Woah Woah Woah! Paw job not claw job! It's not a scratching post.
Wha... what....Brilliant
I'm just shaking my head imaging the scene where the line "where does he get those wonderful toys" comes in to play.........
