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This is horrifying. The 1988 flick Akira was weird and I enjoyed it anyway. But to watch this cult classic go down the drain to meet with Stewart's awful acting? For shame.
Casting directors only snatch up the 'most popular' actresses to draw more attention and big bucks to cover up the sorry excuse for a movie they're casting for.
I did answer the casting call for the part as Kei... heheh, we'll see how this goes. Even if I don't make the part, I'd rather see a lesser-known face to play as Kei than see Kristen Stewart drag this movie into the sparkly gutter.
Actually, this is great! After she got a role in Twilight, I added "NOT kristen stewart" as a default setting for all my movie searches. This way I don't have to add "NOT akira".
American Akira. Amerikira.
This time, it's sparkly, with Indian werewolves and that is so not racist to portray Indians as wolves at all and is just a form of respect for indigenous peoples' being at one with nature in love with vampire toddlers which is totally not because the magical Indian is the closest thing to an interesting character in this love triangle.
(This dripping sarcasm's getting into my keyboard.)
Calm down everyone, she may yet just be playing one of the lampposts on the highway. She might do a decent job of that.
In hindsight.... i guess this movie will at least be worth a watch..... but only from pirated dvd's or a torrent.
WHAT? WHAT? Just.... WHAT? WHAT IS THIS? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
my only possible reaction to this... ish.
I never watched the "Twilight" movies, but she is pretty, which seems to be the only criteria to be a young female in movies today.
Anyway, the whole movie idea is crap, so why are we complaining about adding guano to a manure pile?
Well, if she's just the character that gets beaten and raped by a rival gang, it's the role she was born to play really.
Then again, as this fucking thing has absolutely nothing to do with Akira already... At this point, every insane decision that gets made is a big so-what at this point.
Can I still post here if I have no idea what this Akira is? Worse still, I haven't the slightest inclination to look it up.
All you haters are lame.
The Twilight movies aren't that bad.
Kat Dennings is great, but too jiggly to run around as much as Kei does.
I am hoping the script writers never see the original movie and just reference the original telephone books, it isn't as if the anime is perfect. Females are much more prominent in the books than in the movie.
If by "prominent" you mean "have titties I can fantasize teabagging on", then you're absolutely correct.
And I am guessing you have never even read the original manga, because if you have, you'll know that while the anime is not perfect, it stays as close and respectful to the source material; two things I doubt the American abortion version will have very much of, if any.
"The Twilight movies aren't that bad."
man, it's like if Picaso started writing cubist sentences. I mean I see the words but it's all mixed up and jumbled. clearly there's a word or two missing, i just can't figure it out.
oh wait!
"The Twilight movies aren't that bad."
tricky tricky - adding extra words to obfuscate!
Hee...he he he...he he he...
-runs out to the rain-
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-is struck by lightning-
Patrick Stewart is in Akira... AWESOME... oh, wrong Stewart...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Never in my life have I ever actually wanted to kill something with fire, American Akira proves that there is a first time for everything.
Ms. McMumbles-a-lot is gonna be in Akira??? As if the remake wasn't a bad idea already. I had no plans to see it...this just confirms it. But seriously, everyone. Was ANYONE here planning on seeing the American remake?
I plan on seeing it...with my chainsaw by my side so I can weed out the people who actually supports this abomination by paying money to see it. SUCH IS THE WILL OF ABRAXAS!! -maniacal cackle, stabs eye-
Don't forget your boomstick. Remington double action. 299.00 at the sporting goods counter. Shop smart shop S-mart.
Fuck me I HATE Kristen Stewart. She ruins every movie she's in with her soulless, dead expression, her talent-less acting and her train-wreck face.
If only we could get Brett Ratner and M. Shamalamadingdong on this, it would be the perfect storm of film making excellence. Might as well have Lucas write it too...and maybe Beiber could play Tetsuo!
The perfect storm of clusterfuck, and once the movie is made, they can hand people handguns at the theater doors so people can kill themselves.
Uhmm depending on which state and county, you may be required to already have the handgun. };>
ok WE NEED GWAR in this .
cus the MIGHTY BEEFCAKE should have a part in the destruction of Neo-tokyo
Jizmak and Slymestra need to be in this disaster .
the only thing that will make me happy is knowing that UWE or SHITMYPANTs is the director and writer for this ...
(dont hate me i want to see a disaster BEYOND THE BRILLIANCE OF SPINAL TAP and beyond the SCARS we all carry due to THE AIRBENDER KILLER )
this is even worse than seeing Brax in the speedo XD
atleast that image is gonna be better than the US EDITION OF AKIRA.
Being the Human Incarnation of Slaanesh will do that, Doc.
(in case you were unaware: http://warhammeronline.wikia.c... )
God I hope she gets casted as Tetsuo's girl instead of Kei (or whatever the FUCK they choose to spell her name in English) so I can at least delight in her death-by-crushing-meat-blob scene.
This will turn into a movie that has cult status because of its pure unwatchability. Every time you see something that makes you want to nerd-rage, gouge your eyes out, or otherwise inflict harm upon someone/something, take a shot.
By the end of the movie, you've downed two fifths and a forty.
Ta-da! World's worst movie, now sold with Jack, Jim, Johnny, and Jose. Marketing genius.
It would be satisfying if she were cast as Kaori, just for that scene where she's crushed into organic material inside a mutated Tetsuo.
How long ago did Hollywood make a blockbuster fantasy and/or sci-fi movie that came from an original script? (serious question. how long? does anybody remember what it was?) There's a limited amount of culturally relevant original works of fiction they can be shamelessly ripped off, you know. And what then, I ask.
WHAT THEN???
They remake everything. FOR A THIRD TIME. And we shall all go wiliingly into the sweet, merciful embrace of death. In oblivion, not even shitty Hollywood movies can hurt us. Not anymore!
