I got the feeling that Luke and Biggs are more than just "friends".And does Han "shoot first" in this one?

I'm surprised Vivid haven't been served with a cease and desist yet. "Parody" is one thing, but from the strength of this trailer, these guys are

1) committing blatant trademark infringement: "Star Wars XXX" is simply too similar to LucasFilm's mark for a court to accept, and they haven't even tried to change the character names, which are also trademarks.

2) Failing to add the crucial transformative element neceassary for a defense of parody in a derived work. That is to say, the ship designs and costumes are virtually carbon copies of "Star Wars", rather than parodies of same.

Fun fact: Months ago, someone working on the movie posted pics on Twitter of some of the props they just finished, including Han's blaster. I told him the had painted it wrong, and they ended up changing it because of that.I helped make the Star Wars porn. I think that gets me some kinda nerd cred.

The spaceships aren't shaped like boners?  The Death Star isn't a giant boob?  These guys are complete amateurs.  And what's with Darth Vader being called "Darth Vader" instead of "Hard Invader"?  This is a sad, sad era in the history of porn parodies.

The guy who plays Biggs is Robert M. Burnett, who directed Free Enterprise.  No idea why he's in this.

What is that tune that plays at the beginning (starting when the first ship appears)?  It's also used as the theme for Elvenquest, which just finished a run on Radio 4, and it threw me to hear it again so soon.

Meesa thinks someone is gonna get sued.

those better be "triple X-wing fighters".

I'm really ashamed to admit that I was most bothered by the fact that the rebel ship didn't appear to be firing back.

I think it's sad when the CGI graphics in a parody are better than the CGI graphics in Clone Wars, which is produced by lucasfilm. As for the sex... Leia WAS the only woman in Star Wars to begin with. The expanded SW universe has those dancers with the long headdresses, and (GAHHHHHHHHHEEEEARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!) the fat dancer from jabbas palace. And for the record, leia kissing luke in Star Wars wasn't disturbing at all... It only became disturbing AFTER it was revealed luke and leia were brother and sister in RotJ, two movies later. Still, there IS the porn stories featuring Leia as jabbas slave being banged by every alien in sight, but that happens in ROTJ, not SW.

We a'don't endorse'a this film!

"I really, really don't need to see her bone a family member in the porn parody. Unless Leia suddenly has a hot sister or something. Then maybe we can work something out."

So incest between siblings of the opposite sex disgusts you, but not if the siblings are of the SAME sex?

This is so bad it makes those 'Family Guy' Star Wars parodies look good. (Not that they were any work of genius.)

Anyone else sick of these porn spoofs? Wish they'd get sued.

Wookiee/ Porkins porn.....

I think the most horrible part is trying to determine all the sex scenes. Does Luke and Obi-Wan go bang those two chicks in the middle of the cantina while the cantina music keeps playing?

Am I the only one who never thought Star wars was the...."sexy"? Just doesn't seem a lot of room for parody there....except Jabbas palace... I'm sure even IN universe that place got freaky off camera!

Oh jesus. Lex Steele as Darth Vader?? This is gonna get crazy.

I realize that parody is considered fair use, but this seems a bit much; some of the ships look almost exactly the same, and they didn't even bother changing the characters' names. And how lazy is your porn parody when you don't even porn-ify the names?

What can I say, Rob? Not all porn parodies can be of the same quality as that "XXX-Files" X-Files porn parody. XD

this is kind of painful to watch. it looks like they just redid the movie with worse acting and lower budget.

STAR WHORES did it better in the 80s.

hahaha awesome casting though.

I have a feeling LucasFilm is going to sue the shit out of them for using the same star destroyer. Also, I don't think you can put an "X" on the death star and call it parody.

I can't wait for the sequel: Return of the Jeb-eye. 

Really, it's like they think we'll be more impressed by the production values, because that's what I watch porn for.

Plus, Ron Jeremy isn't Porkins? Fail!

My first question is - when does Lucas re-release it in 3d?

Eh... better than what Lucas has been doing. I tend to think there will be less rape in this than the audience felt with Crystal Skull.

Personally, I would find it pretty hilarious if after all this hype it turned out to be gay porn.

Am I the only one who finds it odd that the guy playing Han Solo looks a lot more like Luke Skywalker than the guy playing Luke Skywalker?

No.It looks like Lucas signed off on it.

The funniest thing about this whole movie is that the person playing Chewie is named Dick Chibbles...that......that is amazing.

I was hoping someone would say "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!"

Also, was Vader about to sexify his daughter? 

Yes, but when does Jabba use Leia as a throat-Fleshlight?

God-damn that was awful.And I know we'll have to work on it.FUCK MY LIFE!