It's good to know that the actors of 300 still have work.

Does it have to cut off a random pervert's dick in order to cook it? Also, damn, how did that dick stay hard after being cut off? I highly doubt the verisimilitude of your parody ad.

Also, I'm pretty sure a pizza boomerang would still burn your tongue, if a regular pizza would.

Why is it the problem I had with this, was the fact that is NOT how you throw a boomerang, it's not a discus.

Internet: the exposed id of humankind...

a-fucking-mazing.  i want it to air during the superbowl.  and i want some pizza.

More so hilarious than the forced castration was the girl's reaction to it. (Haha, now you got no penis)

Wilhelm Scream FTW!!!!!

I think it's odd that no one has mentioned that the flasher burned his mouth on pizza.  All 3 guys did.  That guy was going to jump off the roof because he burned his mouth.  WTF?

Don't really see the big deal. I threw an apple-strudel boomerang last Thursday that traveled through time and severed Hitler's testicle.

After living in Japan for a few years I have never seen an entire octopus put on a grill or a man who is very happy licking penis blood off of the tips of his fingers instead of eating grilled octopus.

You learn something new every day!

Its been a long time since high school Spanish, but in a nutshel the dudes name is "von boomoerang" and he is the pizza god that invented boomerang pizza in response to too many people on earth burning thier mouths.  seems he did it just to be nice. 

no explanation on the cock severing though.

At first I was thinking it was just red hot pizza sauce. I was thinking "Yeah sure a hot pizza to the dick would probubly hurt. You could probubly get a nasty burn."

How horribly wrong I was... and now I cant go back to that state of blissful innocence... I can never go back.

Ok, NOW I've seen everything.

Hello, children.

In today's episode, we saw the catastrophic consequences of He-Man casting aside perfectly good pizza intended for consumption. All this did was put him, the pizza and, indeed, the rest of the world through unnecessary grief and hardship. And, in the end, he ate it anyway. So, the next time you think you can "live without that last slice", remember: you might lose a penis, or even an eye.

That's a really elaborate way to dip your crust in some marinara.

What the fuck was that?

I actually think the most wtf aspect of this is that he threw the boomerang pizza (sort of) like a discus.

Is this a real product? Can any latin american roboteers confirm?

I wish the old episodes of samurai Pizza cats were as good as this.

Now I have a pizza craving.

That's a pizza you just can't throw away.

Girl boner. Not sure if it's from the other-worldly, half-naked man, or the pizza boomerang itself.

I....I just don't know what to think of this. Somehow I sense a terrible FFF coming from this.

I would not east a pizza that was in direct contact with a penis.

Thanks for ruining Thor2 for me

I haven't been this excited about pizza since I went to Finland and discovered they'd serve me pizza with silverskin pickled onions on it!!!

... the fuck?

Is the Pizza Boomerang an answer to the French Dark Vador burger?

Did that guy just eat a pizza with penis blood on it?  I've heard of strange topping, but yeesh.

From the beginning of time, controlling fire is what separated man from beast. Ever since the human is the only animal that burns it's tongue. But there is one remedy that will eternally revoke our suffering. 

Its a new and innovated food product, made with cheese, peppers and pepperoni, say goodbye to the round pizza, and move on to the good vibes. It's pizza boomerang! 

Pass it,(flash)  take it (flash), bight it (mmm!) a weapon of massive taste (ahhhh) It's pizza boomerang!!

It has character and a bunch of ingredients, if you throw it it always comes back al dente! It's pizza boomerang!

This christmas don't forget to try our Rudolph flavor special!

ha uh?

Who noticed that the Pizza Boomerang logo looked a lot like the MOTU logo?