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Sad news --only the Blu-ray comes with deleted scenes.
• Godzilla: The Criterion Collection
Contains the original Japanese version and the U.S. version with Raymnond Burr, both remastered in highest definition possible, and with tons of extras only Criterion would include (and could find). Available on Blu-ray and DVD.
• Ancient Aliens: Season 3
Are you fucking kidding me? Three whole seasons based on the premise that aliens were dicking around with our ancestors?
• Naruto Shippuden Box Set 9
• Scooby-Doo: Mystery Inc. Season One Part 2
Since everyone talks so highly about this cartoon, I figured I'd better list it.
• The Nude Vampire
It's no Nude for Satan.
• Buck Rogers in the 25th Century Season One
As far as I can tell, the complete Buck was released on DVD in 2004, and now in 2012 they're finally releasing season one. Weird. Oh well.
• Porn Star Zombies
Well, I'm glad we finally got that concept out of the way.
• Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody
And in real porn news, the Star Wars porn flick finally comes out today. You can watch the safe-for-work, shockingly unerotic trailer here. I wonder, you know how George Lucas has been saying if people don't watch The Phantom Menace in 3-D, he won't bother releasing the other ones? Well, I wonder if the same is true for the Star Wars pornos. If people don't buy this, will we never get Return of the Jedi and hardcore Slave Leia action? Food for thought.
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Real Steel. If that "deleted scene" is in the Blu-ray, this is the first time a Blu-ray will be LESS expensive than the DVD.
Actually, they will have to PAY you for you to take it.
YOU ASSHOLE, ROB! I thought we agreed to never bring up that deleted scene from Real Steel ever again! Thanks a lot for the reminder, you bastard!
Mysteries inc. is by far the most awesome Scooby Doo ever. It's just a little odd every time Frank Welker says something intense and dark in that Scooby voice.
Nerd cred: they meet an H. P. Hatecraft in a couple eps
So will George Lucas' porn movie equivalent also get hurt, take his ball, and go home?
As for Ancient Aliens, apparently, people are "really" eager to believe that those pesky "darker peoples" weren't smart enough to build some of the world's ancient wonders. If white men weren't there to tell them how to do it, then it must have been aliens? It's both insulting and funny, but moreso the former.
I keep using that excuse at work...Boss: Why isn't this repair done?Me: Must have been aliens.Boss: O.o
Great video on You Tube reminding the History Channel what they're supposed to be. "History: Ancient Egypt. Not history: Ancient Aliens."
Here's an interview with Allie Haze who plays Leia in the SW porn. http://www.chud.com/72810/inte...
It seems she's also the new Emmanuelle.
Why are porn movies so lazily titled these days. Take Star Wars.
Star Hos: Episode 4: A New Ho
Hey, it can't hurt to have a chuckle at the title. ~Star Wars Porn XXX~ might as well be a software installation manual. Um a HARDware installation manual...
Well, it's a good thing that FFF didn't spoil the movie. Now I can buy the DVD without any soul-searing horror whatsoever.
The first two seasons of Ancient Aliens is available on Netflix Instant. It's a great thing to watch with friends and scream in pain at every logical leap per episode.
You think Hitler was able to control werewolves without alien help? He needed the alien secrets they buried in Shamballah in order to blackmail them into werewolf duty.
Okay, it took me a while but I get it now. DVD's will be bare bones with the blue rays having the extras.
This is why I don't feel bad when I hear about all the piracy.
Actually, Zombie Porn has been around for a while. Search for The Re-Penetrator for a take on Lovecraft's Reanimator, but with porn and zombies.
Was that a Burning Angel release? I once had to receive a copy a friend had ordered and forward it to him, because it was illegal to ship to his State.....
Yeah those lemon whores are tricky that way.She actually took the name of her production company from that movie too."My ass feels like a burning angel" LOL
God, that fucking lemon video. Had someone spring it on me without any context, until I recognized her (and it took me a moment) that may have been the most bewildering video clip I have ever seen.
GOJIRA!!!!!!!!! My copy shipped out yesterday. Heads up, World on a Wire, a delicious German Sci-fi is coming out via Criterion on February 21st, be sure to add that to the BD/DVD day too. :D
George Lucas won't be releasing the other films if we don't see the Phantom Menace? So I won't have to see another chopped up and edited version of the original trilogy with even more pointless shit added in pointlessly irritating 3D if I somehow manage to avoid the god-awful trainwreck of 15-minute long podracing with ear-splitting commentary by a "Whose Line is it Anyways" second-stringer with two heads?
Well, when you put it like that...
I didn't know about Lucas saying this. All I can say is I've had enough of the Prequel's being forced on us nonsense. I'm a huge Star Wars (Original Trilogy) fan and even a member of the 501st, but I can't take it anymore. My last hope was for the live action TV series but now I know he'll just make it look and feel like the prequels. Looks like it's time to put away the armor and stop promoting Lucas's crap.
It was surprisingly amazing, and I went in with decent expectations for some reason.
This was soooo much better a film for robot kicking the crap out of each other than any Bayformers. Plus it was a nice boxing story and amazingly it had a not annoying kid protagonist that you like. He is like Jake Lloyd's good twin.
Plus add it to the pile od films loosely based on Phillip K Dick short stories.
It's wasn't silver lame, it was white silk. Tight,tight, tight white silk...
Uhhhhm I'll be back in a while...[/shifty eyes]
Well, I know which film I won't be watching... The one with the three-wanged robot paedophile.
And Leia should have a threesome with Potimus Prime and Artoo, who goes spelunking within Potimus' dark caves of mystery.
