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Please Note: I've tried my best to keep this story spoiler-free, so if you havn't watched the movie Real Steel yet, the story won't give anything vital away.WELL THANK GOD. Please, all of you, read in peace, knowing that you will be able to watch Real Steel later without fear. You might not be able to watch it without shame, guilt or vomiting profusely, but at least you won't know any major plot points.
Okay, before I start -- who reads erotic fan fiction of a series they don't know -- and gets upset that the movie/cartoon/TV show/book has been spoiled for them? If those people exist, they may be crazier than the people who write the fan fiction.
That night, Max managed to sneek out to take his new robot Atom for a test.
Wait, the boxing robot Hugh Jackman pulls from the junkyard is named "Atom"? As an Astro Boy fan -- Astro's original Japanese name being "Atom" -- I don't know whether to be pleased at the nod or offended. I'm leaning toward offended.
He ran down the block with Atom following. Max then hid around the corner of one of the buildings which stretched up majestically, lost in the misty city nightsky. Atom stopped at the corner and looked around for Max. After a few seconds, he discovered where Max was hiding, and walked up to Max.
Atom's not exactly the sharpest droid in the Jawa sandcrawler, is he.
Max smiled. Slowly and gently, Atom lifted Max from under his arms off the pavement, so that they both were face to face. Max looked into his robot's eyes, which were glowing bright metallic blue. For a few seconds they just stared at each other.
You know, this story would be kind of creepy if the preteen boy and giant robot weren't so obviously in love.
Max looked down and caught a glimpse of something between the robot's legs. He couldn't believe it. Atom had got a robot hard-on from holding max so close!
FFF Band Name #845: Robot Hard-On
Or so max assumed. "Don't worry, I won't tell anyone your secret", Max whispered to Atom. The words came out automatically...
The two then wandered in the night, until Max found an old abandoned warehouse.
Inside, Robocop was fucking Batman in the ass.
It was for a fabric factory, and inside was still plastered with drapes of soft cotton sheets thrown about in the dark semi-moonlight.
Hmm. Lying on pile of old fabrics in an abandoned warehouse. The room must be full of romance. And rats.
They both laid down on their backs and glared up at the almost sky high factory ceiling. The soothing humm of a few bats echoed the air. Max was wearing a white vest and blue shorts.
Is any else phenomenally disturbed by the fact the author has put Max in nothing but a white vest and shorts? That just seems infinitely wrong to me. I mean, I'm not saying all men who think boys should wear white vests with no shirts are the types of people who would write stories about boys fucking giant robots, but... wait. No. I am. I am saying that.
He reached down hesitantly and put his hand inbetween the robot's legs. Immediately, a penis pushed its way out of a hole, growing rapidly in max's hands. He got up and examined it closer.
It said "Made in China" on the side.
It seemed to be made out of rubber, but was throbbing like it was alive and full of energy. It grew to a massive 10inches, stood up straight in the air between them. Max felt it all over with both his hands. He was so hard himself, and he could feel his breathing getting heavier.
I know what you're thinking: Thank god there are no spoilers!
A sudden experimental urge took over him, as he felt the robot's cock head and shaft. The dark blue mushroom head had no foreskin, but he could feel a small slit at the tip. It was so slipperly and wet. Oil? Grease? It smelled different. New. Unlike anything max smelled before.
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...for feeling it necessary to clarify that the robot penis had no foreskin..
The robot then got up and took hold of max. It gently ripped off max's vest, shorts and underwear, exposing his cute boy-body.
Go to hell, Johan.
Atom then wrapped his metal fingers over max's slick penis and wanked it slowly. The cool metal made max moan with pleasure. He then put max down on his back on the fabric. Atom lifted max's soft defined feet into the air and exposed max's virgin anus. Atom then aimed his thick rubber cock at the entrance of max, rested it on the pillow-like pucker for a moment, and then pressed forward sharply.
COMMENT INSERTED FROM EVIL MIRROR WORLD WHERE I AM AN EVIL PEDOPHILE: "Pillow-like? Said by someone who has never had anal sex with a preteen boy before! Have you ever tried getting into one of those things? It's like trying to get a hot dog into a toothpaste tube!"
Because the cock oozed lube, it slid in like a hot knife thru butter.
Well, at least we can take solace in the fact that the author has obviously never had anal sex with anybody, let alone a child.
Max screamed as his insides parted, "AWWW! Fuck...". At first the pain felt like a sword had been driven up his tight love-canal, and then it was gone, there was no pain, but intense pleasure, extraordinary pleasure for max. Max then wondered whether the lube substance numbed his pain while enhancing the sexual pleasure inside him.
Well, they say WD-40 does about everything.
Max's prostate itched, and the robots cock satisfied it, rubbed it, massaged it. The robot fucked max in and out, all 10inches in and out. It was amazing that it got all the way in with no pain.
Amazing, sure. Improbable would probably also be accurate. Implausible would be even more apt. Illegal. Gross. Wrong. Bullshit. All of these would work here, frankly.
Max felt as if a huge tree was growing up inside him.
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Really? REALLY? You're describing a robot fucking this kid up the ass and you describe the kid as feeling like a tree is growing inside him? From the robot fucking him? NOT ONLY ARE YOU A TERRIBLE PERSON, SIR, YOU ARE A TERRIBLE WRITER.
He could feel the robot's cock wriggling and moving up inside him like a muscular snake, it didnt go straight,
JUST LIKE A TREE MIGHT.
it explored its way up max's ass.
AN EXPLORATORY ASS TREE.
The robot kept thrusting, faster and harder. Max screaming, "Fuck yeah, fuck my ass yeah. Faster atom, FASTER!, FUCK MY HOLE, STRETCH IT! CUM INSIDE IT!! Aw aww AW AWWW!!!!!!!!!!!".
So I didn't see Real Steel, but doesn't Hugh Jackman's character have to teach the robot about boxing? Who taught it about fucking kids? Hell, who taught Max what to yell during sex? Jenna Jameson?
Max then felt the robot's cock growing thicker. Max looked down between them, at his hole. The robot's cock had grown to twice its thickness, thicker than max's arms.
Oh, lord.
Max's hole looked so hot being stretched so much, the outter skin of his anus held the cock like a glove.
LIKE A TREE IN A GLOVE.
It looked impossible.
IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE.
The hair that fell over max's face was wet with sweat. Atom held on to sum pipes on the wall to balance, but the extreme sexual force mistakely broke the pipes and the exposed wires sent an electric shock surging thru atom, thru his cock, and into max.
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Because the author's clearly getting too excited by his own story.
Max felt the electric charge pushing up his asshole and it felt awesome!
If there's any justice in this world, Jophan will sit on a taser and it'll go off.
He jerked with pleasure while being electricuted thru his butt, screaming, moaning and whining, "AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" while the robot kept pounding. Max looked so gorgeous in that position, his young toned body all tense and firm.
His young body being electrocuted and torn apart at the anus. YES, SO SEXY.
Atom started fucking faster, the clapping of his cold metal slamming against max's butt cheeks loudened, as max's cock flew back and forth bouncing rhythmically between max's taught tummy and the robot's, with each thrust.
What do you think the odds are that a Real Steel Atom action figure is stuck up Johan's ass right this second? About 1 in 2? 3 in 4, maybe?
And then max felt the robot's fuckstick grow longer inside him. Max arched his back and squirmed as he felt the robot's cock travel up him, into his tummy and up his throat.
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He stretched his neck up, his neckline changed and, visibily, max's neck widened, as the cock moved up it, and finally a little out of his mouth.
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Still, think how much worse this would be if there were spoilers!
Max didnt feel any pain, and didnt even choke or gag.
He died, because a giant robot penis had torn apart his internal organs.
The mysterious lube substance solved all those problems.
Well, let's get Atom's mysterious dick-juice working on the economy then, shall we?
The robot's mouth then opened and a slimy rubberish tongue slid out, licking max all over, sucking his pink nipples wildly, pushing into his hard bellybutton, and tasting his hot feet, wetting them thoroughly.
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Max's cute blue ankle chain bounced with every movement. Then atom leaned down and kissed max, the tongue slipped down max's throat, also, all the way down. The tongue then started fucking max's mouth.
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OH MY GOD. Does... does this mean the robot is giving himself a blowjob inside Max? Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU WRITING THIS HORROR
He felt the tongue travel down passed his stomach, and pop out his anus. It was double penetration, and max's anus stretched obscenely to accomodate the cock AND tongue.
So cute! In the level of cuteness, Max's torn and bleeding asshole was right below a sleeping puppy but just above Hello Kitty.
A second penis then slipped out from between the robot's legs and worked its way into max's bum.
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
The pressure was overwhelming - max felt like he'd split in half, and more like he and atom had merged as one.
STOP PRETENDING THAT TWO GIANT PENISES AND ONE GIANT TONGUE IMPALING THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF A CHILD'S BODY IS ROMANTIC YOU FUCKING SHITSTAIN
A third long thin wet penis, as thin as a pencil, slid out from the robot toward max's cock.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It then slipped into the tip of max's piss-slit, all the way down inside max's cock, and started fucking max's cock.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Giant Interdimensional Space Squid of shitty erotic fan fiction. It's not just evil,, because that would be the Pokémon Story or the Other Story. It's not just insane, because that would be ComicsNix. No, this FFF is madness and horror all in one, a story so fundamentally wrong, not just in morality, that it cannot possibly come from a being in our reality. This story is a horror no human mind can comprehend. Giant Interdimensional Space Squid.
Again, no pain. Max then felt tiny wires sliding futher down inside his cock into his ball sack. As they latched onto his balls, max orgasmed. His body shook rapidly as he came. His beautiful face twisted, his coltish legs gripped tighter, his cute fingers dug into the fabric, his fresh toes parted, and his pretty feet arched backwards perfectly, looking slick and awesome with sweat.
I trynot to make personal attacks on fan fic writers, but I would very much enjoy enjoy opening an umbrella up this man's ass and then pushing him into an open volcano. After reading this story I'm not sure any court would convict me.
His orgasm went on and on, it lasted for about half an hour and it felt fantastic. The robot was sucking the sperm straight outta max's balls. Atom then pulled everything out of max. Max was panting like a wild animal on the verge of death. Atom then slammed max again with his main thick cock. The cock got so thick that max's hole almost tore. Max screamed, "FUUCKKK! FAAAA-AAHHHH-AAACCCKK!!! FUUURRHHHHCKK... Do me, yeah, fuck it, ITS YOURS! Uh uhh UHHHHHH!!!!". Max's small feet were up in the air, perfect and higharched, smooth and sleek. His milky slender legs were strongly gripped on atom's torso. His natural abs were tense and shadowed in the halflight. His hot neckline was dripping with sweat, and his pretty icy blue eyes were locked. Atom's cock grew to its thickest ever, and then Atom came inside max. So much gushing robot cum, that max almost threw it up thru his mouth.
Not coincidentally, I also almost threw up through my mouth.
...Then atom pulled out of max's cute little bubble butt, and cuddled beside him. Max passed out from the greatest, hardest and most penetrative sex of all time. Cool metal on skin. Nightbreeze. Starshine. And a distant wild dog, howling lonely, in its homage to the moon.
TheEnd.
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I got drunk 35 minutes ago.
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