it could be worse lucas could have okayed calling the stuff sabert or slorce. and no doubt some one busy preparing a fan fiction friday using the term slurpsaber.
I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP. Go-Gurt is running a promo with Star Wars for The Phantom Menace 3-D; the Go-Gurt tubes glow-in-the-dark like lightsabers, which is all well and good. What's less well and good is THAT THEY'RE CALLING THEM SLURP SABERS.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Really? Really no one felt there was a double entendré there? For a product that is already a long tube of yogurt? KIDS, SUCK HARD ENOUGH ON THAT SLURP SABER AND YOU'LL MAKE THE GO-GURT COME OUT! Dont squeeze too hard or you'll make a mess! Don't forget to play with the balls a little! Okay, that las one doesn't quite work, but you get the idea. Honestly, I'm going to have a hard time finding an FFF as depraved as this.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Really? Really no one felt there was a double entendré there? For a product that is already a long tube of yogurt? KIDS, SUCK HARD ENOUGH ON THAT SLURP SABER AND YOU'LL MAKE THE GO-GURT COME OUT! Dont squeeze too hard or you'll make a mess! Don't forget to play with the balls a little! Okay, that las one doesn't quite work, but you get the idea. Honestly, I'm going to have a hard time finding an FFF as depraved as this.
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Late to the party on this one, but...
As a (former) advertiser I sought to implement the "15 Year Old Rule." Any and all public advertising pieces would be preview by a diverse panel of 8th grade males. If any member of the group snickered knowingly the material was to be immediately sent back to the ol' drawing board.
The use of sexual and phallic imagery purposefully in advertising is a long standing thing. (Heh. Long standing.) Such subliminal sexual imagery isn't a rarity, it's the norm. Hell. That you even see it in children commercials with actual children sadly shouldn't be shocking either. Remember what Cory Feldman said about what happened to him and the late Cory Haim. He claims Hollywood is full of pedophiles and sexual predators who passed him and other child stars around like ten dollar whores. I wouldn't be surprised if this was true. We've already heard similar accounts of a code of silence and such scum hiding in everything from the Catholic Church to college sports.
Fun for the whole family! SLURP SABERS! Suck on it a little bit, but don't forget to lick it all up or you'll make a mess! But hey, if you do make a mess, you can be sure to lick it all up later!
Ignore the innuendoism here, because there is none! It's just innocent childplay! You're all sick freaks!
At least this isn't the mane event at Lucas' ranch. I'm sure there's plenty of buttfucking to go around for everyone!
Sorry, but not everyone is up on their modern sex terms.
Until I looked it up right now, I didn't know about that other definition of "slurp".
This is an over-reaction brought on by people's internet-dirtied minds.
Internet hell. Most us were this dirty minded before we had internet connection. Abraxas was banned from the local comic shop for "making Starfire smutty" when he was a wee lad.
o.O
Aaaaand over on The Old Republic, 'Slurp mah saber, beeyotch!' has become the insult du jour.
They need new R&D for thier products. I have been using the same line "Slurp till its flat" with my wife for years... It doesnt work
I wouldn't listen to anything that Troy says. He thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls.
Tell it to that shameless little hussy jerking of her Slurp Saber for the yummy Gogurt.......Jesus, I feel like a sex offender just by writing that. I wonder how this fucking commercial got past a legal department?
Somewhere, somebody is making a fan fiction involving Go-gurt and Optimus's beautifully endorned rectum. And I suggest adding Jar-Jar Bink's penis in there somewhere.
So... um, for this new version of the Star Wars trilogy (um... sorry, series), will Lucas rename Threepio to 3D-Pio? :P
I don't know what's more terrible, the name, or the fact that after a little girl slurpped the entire container, two little boys dropped to the ground with "O" on their mouths. Scarred.....
You know, as crummy as TPM was, I feel a strange sense of nostalgia for 1999 when I see the merchandising blitz for the 3D version.
Hell, we have a CGI Transformers series with awesome toys, so it IS just like when I was seven!
Star Wars withstanding, I don't know that I'd want to eat anything that came out of a glow-in-the-dark tube. My kids might come out looking like Yoda.
OK, could they have NOT used the take of the girl's eyes rolling back in her head? And that look on her face after the boys fell down. She's like, "Yep, I did that. I made them pass out with my sucking!"
GAHHHHH!
Exactly what I thought. I'm trying not to pee myself from laughing so hard, trying to explain what 's so darn funny to my coworkers
Why did I watch that again? SHE'S SUCKING AND STROKING IT THE ENTIRE TIME! DID NO ONE THROUGHOUT THAT WHOLE PRODUCTION EVER QUESTION WHAT THAT LOOKS LIKE?
Hey, all of you better watch your words! Or else George Lucas will retire from the world of yumminess and NEVER produce another merchandise tie-in that involves foods you suck on!
**insert well-written snappy joke comparing 'double-entendré' to Darth Maul's lightsaber here**
let me attempt: "wow, and all of this time I thought it was only Qui Gon Gin who deflated at the taste of Darth Maul's double slurp saber. damn you, lucas, and your special edition revisionist ejaculate!"
I'm willing to bet that this movie will feature a scene where George Lucas masturbates Go-Gurt onto the audience's faces. In GLORIOUS THREE DEE
wow it looks like a bounty hunter just tore through this place! and what's this? a portrait of R2D2????
