• I am not the creator. I am merely it's herald.

• <s>o_O</s> <b>:D</b>

• o_O

• Why... WHY DID I CLICK THAT?!?!? YOU HORRIBLE BASTARD, YOU!!!! YOU RESPONSIBLE THIS!!!!

• Just in time for springtime of youth..I'll take 6 my good man...

• The not knowing is the scary part.

• Brilliant. As always good sir. *tips hat*

• Exactly like that... Please tell me that's photoshopped and not real Ponyholes...

• Oh Rob <s>never change</s> the scent of your <s>onahole</s> <b>Ponyhole</b> spurs me into <s>orgasm</s> cramming <s>Dowels</s> <b>my crazy love tentacle</b> into <s>Na'vi fleshlights</s> <b>your rectal love tobasco!</b>

• What? Like this? http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/my-little-pony-fleshlight.jpg

• It's good for the environment, and OK for you!

• One is something that at least some people would want to smell, they other is something entirely too many people are forced to smell.

• Oh Rob <strike>never change</strike> the scent of your onahole spurs me into <strike>orgasm</strike> <strong>cramming Dowels into Na'vi fleshlights</strong>

• Oh Rob <s>never change</s> the scent of your onahole <b>spurs me into orgasm</b>.

• I finding this funny and frightening at the same time

• Keep it up Japan and another gigantic earthquake is in your future, Cant they see they are the cause of the horrible disasters that befall them? But in hindsight I blame the two f-in nukes we dropped on them. All that radiation cant be good for mental health.

• SHUDDUP. I have a very vivid and able imagination. >:

• I think it's the result of an Island Nation mentality. In Britain, this manifests as being incredibly eccentric in the privacy of your home. In Japan, they turn that eccentricity all the way up to eleven, break the dial, and still keep twisiting.

• Yes, delicious, slightly desperate and unfairly-shunted-due-to-outdated-and-mysoginistic-social-conventions Christmas Cake.

• Oh Rob never change <strong>the scent of your onahole</strong>

• It uses its ejaculate as ink

• PORK CHOP SANDWICHES

• Ah, yes "The Fisherman's Wife." Japan was fucked up long before dropped those bombs. If anything, we made their psychotic break happen just a little bit faster than it should have. We destroyed their military, so they had no choice but to funnel their resources into another industry, they chose the sex industry... And the world is a much better place because of it!

• If you click on the "you can order it here" it may be one of the lest disturbing things you can buy

• (Hums Madonna's Like a Virgin) 

• I don't know exactly how to respond to this... do you want a link to LIVE Ponyholes, DEAD Ponyholes or SYNTHETIC Ponyholes?  Also: do Furries count?

• Did you REALLY have to challenge them?? REALLLY??

• Eh, I'd be weirded out if someone made Ponyholes...

• Thank you japan for making me feel like a perfectly normal human being again.

• <b>You</b> frighten me... Rob takes vacations. He (as far as I know) is not one of those who must haunt strange, far places. Unless that is <i>why</i> he took the vacation (,;,;,)

• I was aware of them before TR, but that still doesn't change the fact that they were likely invented by a mind controlled slave of yours, Doc. 

• That was my reaction to this, after i got over the shock of it. 

• I too wonder what could possibly be posted this Friday... so many strange things on TR of late. 

• Did you forget about that one painting from way back when that has the octopus raping a woman? 

• .... WHAT THE FUCK?! Seriously. WHAT THE FUCK?! Good god, Japan... can you get any worse?  .... DON'T ANSWER THAT! 

• Hey: I don't need a special spray to smell like a virgin...

• how quickly we forget about the recycled food

• Considering that most new technologies spawns from and is oriented to 1) sex and 2) war, that...that might be the most horrific STJT yet.

• They'll become whiny, high-pitched cartoon children who whines a little too girlish while "doing the deed". ...not...not that I know anything about that. XD

• Oh God ladies you're horrible! LOL!! XD

• Well, you're already in TR, aren't you? Does THAT answer your question? XD

• If anything, THIS is the RESULT of dropping two atomic bombs on them. See, Japan was developing a pretty normal sexual identity before the bombs. But thanks to that, now he's grown up all confused what with his obsession over bukakke and onahole and chilled panties and underage cartoon children buttfucking each other. Are you happy now, hm? Are happy now, America?! YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE THIS!!

• My expression, kindly modelled by Miss Tyler:  http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Z3gEbXF3Wko/TavPGHgBPII/AAAAAAAAAdM/_D33QE3oWVs/s1600/2.JPG

• onaholes have been on TR before. in fact, TR is what taught me about it. 

• I'm somewhat bothered.  I pride myself on knowing a little bit about a lot, and a lot a bit about little...yet, that disturbing dismembered bubble of sex in the lower right hand corner combined with whatever penis shaped device being upheld in the inset, and topped off with the fact I had never heard the term "onahole" - feel like I've been cutoff from the internet for a few years.

• frightened? rob? rob the brick bricken? but he's already order half the supply!

• Trivia Question for Rob: Is there some sort of "click counter" used on this site? Do you actually <i><b>know</b></i> how many of your readers followed the link to "buy it here"? Does it frighten you?

• i know, i understand, no, no, no need to apologize. it was too much for a simple pair of jockey briefs to contain.

• that was the best part...in japan, urinating on your partner is the equivalent of a simultaneous orgasm with someone you love in the USA...it's like apples and rotten potatoes....im not color blind...ill look past the yellow and see in to the pink

• So this is why their population is decreasing at such an alarming rate. Rather than, oh, I don't know...getting out and actually talking to the opposite sex, they're staying inside with their hentai and onaholes. Ah, Japan. You crazay.

• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDFOPGHEGTVYNSPTRYGUOUGHOFHFLGHFL;AIGFHOIFNHDFJSLDBGHFUWOEHFJDBVKFDGGFHIRUWFOIDNVJBIVGEOI;HDFOSDHNFJSDBVGGFUPGAWEIOFJFDJFBHWER8E4ROEFO;SHOFHROSFHLDKGJHFDKJBHVGKFDGSLKGDNFVKJCBXLKDGSIHGFOSAIDFJHDLGHNDFJBNKJFGHDLFGFJDLHOLDMESLENDERMANEWRRFEPFORDGKJFDNBGKDFFGSLSF2DGDLRFJOHGODEMPREROROHPSOPIJFLERFGLKGJFDGIVESEENWORSEBUTSTILLIRE;ORITELRRGHFKHJNEOIREORORUER7U7USILAHRFGJKJXCKFJGVGOATSEKSDFHDKJGHDFKFG,XKBGVKFXGGKFDMARBLEFISHHHD!

• Hush. They are six years behind me and I about 20 years from completion. Mean ummm noo that would be bad. Test tube babies that is.

• So I read the paragraph, not noting the color, thinking it's Rob's sarcastic description of this crazy-ass product. And then I realized- it's in yellow! This is the the REAL description! And suddenly Toht wasn't nearly enough to describe my despair...

• I managed to cope with their website until I looked at the golden shower simulation lotion that comes in "sexy realistic color".  There's so much evil in the world...

• It was busy writing Dollhouse while Joss slept.

• A greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

• A greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

• Worlds Scariest/Grossest/<i><b>Friendliest</b></i> Terduken.

• Doublepost

• Wake me up when this has been weaponized.

• ????? ????? oh, oh no - oh, CTHULHU! hold me!!!!

• Saxabar Rd. must be an extremely sappy and inane writer of children's stories who makes others throw up due to how diabetes-inducingly saccharine his writing is

• I am most dismayed that you can buy multi-packs of those things, but also impressed that there's apparently such a demand for them that they can use a "But WAIT, there's MORE! Buy four artificial hymens and get the fifth one FREE!" pricing model.

• boobs and penis vagina sex have by a japanese change turned into wonders rich and strange....

• What's even more baffling is the fact that they have a young girl ass-shaped onahole. You know, I think every time there is a baffling development that simply boggles the human mind too much to properly process it, the proper way to stop your head from exploding is just to say, "Japan", sigh, and shake your head.

• "This Daughter's Parts Lotion is a wise choice for any of you who want to replicate the feeling of young, vibrant action when using your hand or any of our large variety of onaholes." Yeah just the large-variety, don't use it on the mini onaholes.  We have a Cat Parts lotion for that, o wise one.

• and knowing is 1/2 the battle!

• Yeah, ya know... My sweat did a 180 when I got deflowered. Totally makes sense.

• OMG I have a double too!  what could this mean????

• What with the Avengers colognes the other day, and this, it's shaping up to be an "interesting" smelling weekXD Now I'm curious what FFF is going to be like.

• i got to say about your double - ogas, well that's just the sort of name that causes untold childhood trauma, i don't care what parallel dimension you're from. but ratava is f'ing awesome.

• i got to say about your double - ogas, well that's just the sort of name that causes untold childhood trauma, i don't care what parallel dimension you're from. but ratava is f'ing awesome.

• that might explain Alien 4

• Joss Whedon's crotch can write?

• Such a shame- after all, "~Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great~" Although I suppose that's one sacrifice the old ones could do without.

• heh.  "taste"

• You press your thighs? Like flowers in a book? Wait. What am I saying? Of course you do. Carry on. 

• Which seems kind of redundant.... but not entirely redundant. Kind of like some kind of Venn Diagram....

• http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=fuck%20you%20reel%20big%20fish&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCcQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxASP72P2vY0&ei=RIYgT6viKYag8gPYx8yyBw&usg=AFQjCNG2roLs0GaRyNqJqfd4K1tK1Fl-Cg&cad=rja

• I sat there, staring at my screen.  My view To another mind.  Another idea Made by some fuck up loon. Oh now I knew That on this thing we call website I fear. This was some weird ass shit.

• So they aren't to big on the DIY then?

• Oh, I love it too, it's one of my usual haunts (WTF D&D FTW!). But there is no doubt that that place is nuts. ;)

• Why go to all that effort when you can get a much more realistic effect in one convenient package? $30.00 for a hymen is a steal! http://www.hymenshop.com/

• I think the correct order is Onahole, Smucker's Packets, Saran Wrap (Hymen Substitute), and finally Virgin Girl Sweat Spray. It's like the World's Scariest/Grossest Turduken.

• I think you mean "I'm sorry, my brain stopped working for a minute <strong>because all the blood was flowing to my nether regions</strong>"

• Why go to all that effort when you can get a much more realistic effect in one package? $30.00 for a hymen is a steal! http://www.hymenshop.com/

• Oh, I love it too, it's one of my usual haunts (WTF D&D FTW!). But there is no doubt that that place is nuts. ;)

• Not in that order, silly!!

• Ogas Ratava is my evil alternate universe doppelganger who acts like a moral, upstanding puritan and refuses to make depraved jokes, but is also completely and irredeemably evil. Basically, since I'm a decent person with a twisted sense of ahumor, he's a completely evil monster with no sense of humor.

• Has anyone else put Virgin Girl Sweat Spray, Saran Wrap, Smucker's Strawberry Packets, and onahole together?

• i imagine that's more like survival instinct

• Is it wrong that every time I see something about Goatsee on Regretsy I instantly think "I wonder if Dr. Abraxas did this?" 

• well i try not to hit below the fly

• it's not from Ogas Ratava maybe it's from the mirror'verse? oh but then i imagine the icon would be goatse'ed (I was going to fix that to goatee but then I decided that wasn't as fun!)

• Oh Rob never change <b>your onahole</b>

• i was going to edit this, but in all honesty, there's just no way i can make it more fucked up. congrats man, i guess?

• Oh Rob never change.

• Every time I see something like this I'm struck by the reality that two atomic bombs was far too few.

• No, it was a system error. You get a like!

• Do they have Japanese sweat shops for these things where they just have hundreds of kidnapped teenage girls strapped to treadmills running and watching erotica? Jesus Christ why did I type this?

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