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Portal Guns for Sale, Get Your Portal Guns

By Rob Bricken in Merchandise, Video Games

Wednesday, February 8, 2012 at 3:03 pm

NECA is making an official, 1:1-scale Aperture Science Portal Gun.I'm told that it does include glow both blue or orange, and will be out in June.

FUCK AND YES. You can pre-order it at Hobby Search at the moment for about $170, although I imagine it'll get more prevalent and slightly cheaper shortly. Much thanks to tip-generatin' machine SlyDante for the tip.

Tags: Awesomeness, NECA, Portal

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MUST GET TEH PORTAL GUN XD
I wont a portall gun so badle
$170 for a glowing piece of plastic? What's their excuse?
LOL This would be great if I could Blow shit up with it! Still a nice mantle piece :)
need one
I expect it just wasn't publicized enough. I ran across it randomly because I trawl Kickstarter pretty often for neat things. Maybe we can contact them to put it back up, because yeah, ten degrees of awesome.
GLaDOS potato accessory attachment sold separately.
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! There goes that money I was saving up for a new PC case.
Is a frog's ass watertight?
That thing needs a condom.
By god, you bring the sexy back wherever you go... I know I'm setting myself up here, but I don't care at this point. I have to fight back tears when I read your edits...
So, how many people will I have to mug to afford this?
So what? It's not a dildo? Not interested.
...Better.
Is this a rhetorical question?
yes.
You'll cram it into me if I do?
god DAMMIT. I give up. Just take all my money, internet :(
Decoration for kids' room.
Okay, now you're just trying too hard to <s>corrupt things</s> <b>smear Na'Vi love nutela on Kakaroto's balls</b>. You can't force it, let the <s>darkness</s> <b>blue goo goo goo drops</b> come naturally to you<b>r exercise mouthpiece.</b>
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
One: THIS IS F***ING AWESOME. Two: I'm a machine now? Geez, maybe I should slow down or something. Or at least expand my tips beyond the same four damn sources I go to increase the odds of finding nerdier/better stuff.
Okay, now you're just trying too hard to corrupt things. You can't force it, let the darkness come naturally to you...
I have twin 10 year old girls that have wanted to be Chell for Halloween for 2 years now. Looks like they get to be her now :)
"You should get off of that treadmill. It's screaming under your weight. Try an exercise more suited to your skillset- wait. My bad. You don't have one of those."
Look at my electro PENIS. Now look at your Cthildo (Cthulhu dildo). Sadly, it is not an electro PENIS, but it could be if you wired it up to Bright Heart Raccoon's nipple clamps. Look up. Now down. You're in Potimus' rectum of wonderment. R2-D2 is having fun being the electro PENIS you could have if your Cthildo was properly connected. What's in my hand? It's the quivering onahole you could be using if you crammed an electro PENIS into it and not a regular dowel. Anything is possible with an electro PENIS.
It looks like Swedish Penis Pump with overly eager grabby claws.
...D: why did this not get funding. This is one of the best ideas ever...
you need an excuse not to buy it!
Thinkgeek has portal plushies that have motion sensors (for shooting sounds) and an orientation sensor (for knocked over sounds).
If you need an excuse to buy this, you fail
There was this, but they didn't get enough funding: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/sirwolfgang/aperture-science-sentry-turret-v2?ref=category
Excuse!?!?!? Excuses are for the weak ... This ... This is for SCIENCE!!!
you know, in the wrong hands - or, let's be honest with ourselves, in the right hands - that could be the greatest electro PENIS ever, of all times. just think what you could do if you had an electro portal PENIS
NECA is an American company. Who the hell would order it from Japan? Wait for your local comic shop via Diamond or some US site like Big Bad Toy Store. As expensive as US sites are, the Japanese market and prices for toys are worse. Plus you are double importing it. Anyway, I hope to get this eventually. Still waiting for think geek to get the Cave Johnson portrait back in stock.
She'd be an excellent workout motivator.
It might be that I spent too long on this site, but I thought it was a giant vibro-bullet when I first saw it. Damn you, FFF.
Are you prohibited from looking at the operational end of the device?
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
It'd be even better if they were airsoft turrets. Heh.
But does it work?
Oh hell yes. HELL. YES. I am going to be refreshing that page over and over, until it gets cheaper. And if it doesn't, I'm going to reserve it anyway. HELL YES.
Tell me when they have a working GLADOS to hang in my apartment and make fun of me.
I'd like to see the turrets, myself! Scale Portal turrets with lights and sound effects would be the best lawn ornaments ever.
What excuse can I come up with to buy this thing...

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