Of course, the more exciting possibility is that they'll be fucking terrible, which would allow the entire nerdernet to point at DC imperiously and say "I TOLD YOU SO," possibly while Alan Moore's serpent god bites them in the genitals. So for this week's contest, let's give DC a hand by showing what to avoid, namely by creating the worst possible scenes we can imagine happening in Before Watchmen.
Now, please recall there's one title for each of the six main Watchmen characters (Rorschach, Dr. Manhattan, Silk Spectre, The Comedian, Nite Owl and Ozymandias) plus one for the Minutemen, the pre-Watchmen team. So try to stick to those, although that should give you plenty of leeway.
Three entries -- i.e., "scenes" -- per person. The contest will at 11:25pm EST on Sunday, February 5th, 35 minutes before midnight, because I think I'm so fucking clever, and because I want to see how many people totally miss this. Have a great weekend, folks. I'm told the weather looks like giant naked ladies, so you might want to carry around your umbrella.
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Funny. That's what my cologne has been described as.
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Rorsharch reveals that not only did he make a mask out of kitty's dress, he made underoors out of it too. Underwear, thats fun to wear, with special ink blots.
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Damn rub the lamp. not rub the Lamb. sigh
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Comedian - an extended scene where Comedian visits Sally Jupiter and spends most of the issue apologizing to her for trying to rape her, interspace an excuse that he was on drugs. It ends with them going to the bedroom together... cue Silk Spectre II's conception.
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Rorschach - Missing scene from Rorschach's birth, as he stands outside the burning building where he left the child murderer to die. You see him standing there, the same monologue from the Watchmen comic going through his head, and when he reaches the point where "Kovacs closed his eyes ... Rorschach opened them" you see... a pee stain on his pants and spreading on the floor. Of course it was Kovacs who peed himself ... and Rorschach who didn't care!
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Every issue of the Rorschach prequel will revolve around him struggling to find his true inner voice and how to best express himself.
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Actually the saddest thing - they will reveal that Adrian's dad help build the machine that created Manhattan.
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I consider my goal to be accomplished then. Also, are you referring to both stories or one of them. because I worked very hard to make them both extremely bad and it would help write more bad stories in the future if I knew if one of them was more bad than the other. :)
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In a Comedian/Dr. Manhattan crossover, the pair takes a weekend road trip through south east asia(ala Bing Crosby/Bob Hope style) killing the Comedian's many pregnant girlfriends.
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Bukakke World Tour could also explain the continuously changing patterns on someones mask...
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Ozymandias' first attempt at world peace was simply punching President Nixon...hold on, that would actually be kind of awesome.
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There WILL be a scene where a newly-restructured Dr. Manhattan experiments with adjusting his penis size and shape. I just know it. He'll probably end up deciding to shape it like the Rabbit...which I'm told is the best choice.
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What Nite-Owl (Hollis Mason) didn't tell us is that prior to passing on the mantle, Dan Dreiburg was Hollis' sidekick, Nitey. Complete with pixie shoes and short shorts.
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Love it, except his name should be "Flying Fox".
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Written in that disconnected-from-time way, it'll get a small panel with just a blurb about what was going on and be shown from a far off distance as a large blue blob on the surface of Mars.
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Shit, didn't think of it that way...
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Proving they have absolute originality and not cashing in on Alan Moore’s work at all, the first watchmen prequels will involve the minutemen in a secret plot involving shape shifting aliens, the real reason behind underage sidekicks, Ozymandius cross dressed as a female as a tarot card, and a young silk specter getting it on with Raggedy Ann and Teffe Holland
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Dr. Manhattan takes me through time, so that I don't miss the cut-off time for this contest due to watching the series finale of Star Trek: The Next Generation and am able to get my three scenes in, which would have blown Rob's mind and he would have given me any prize of my choosing from here on out, which I would have then used to dole out to other Topless Roboteers, forever cementing myself as a hero among us nerds (yet I would have not be able to live up to such great and awesome responsibility and the nerd-o-sphere would turn on me, culminating in a fan made documentary entitled The Topless Roboteers v. DerThunder)
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When the Comedian tries to rape Silk Spectre, there is a torn edge to the panel- on the next page is bubastis, who gives a sonic-says-style PSA on the dangers of rape while never pussy-footing around actually calling it rape and referring to it only as 'being touched in a way that makes you uncomfortable.'
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An entire issue of the Dr. Manhattan miniseries is devoted to the attempt to design a logo for him. It's only while listening to The Elements Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYW50F42ss8 That he gets inspired to go with the hydrogen atom as his symbol.
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Rorschach gets his start as a "son of Batman" only his mask was defective.
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From Watchmen Begins: The Crimebusters Moloch: Ah ha ha! My Solar Mirror will make short work of you heroes! Ozymandias: Look out, Jon! The beam hits Dr. Manhattan. Strange lights appear. Rorshach: What is happening? Dr. Manhattan: The Solar Mirror reacted with my intrinsic field to cause a dimensional rupture. Nite Owl: I didn't know you could do that. Dr. Manhattan: I have always seen that I could in this moment, therefore I can. Nite Owl: I feel strange. I feel like my name is Ted and I like insects instead of birds. The Comedian: You feel strange? All of a sudden, I want to fight for peace. Eeugh. Rorschach: Why am I filled with questions? Ozymandias: I believe we are all different people in this other dimension. Badly dressed ones. Superman flies through the dimensional rupture. Superman: Right you are! Rorschach: Superman! How do I know your name? Why are you here? Superman: I punched through the barriers of reality when I saw the rupture. Nite Owl: I didn't know you could do that. Superman: You'd be amazed at what I can do when I need to make a guest shot. Anyway, you are all clones of people in my dimension. Just thought you'd like to know. Rorschach: What are we supposed to do with this information? Superman: Hell if I know. Rorshach: How can we live with the burden of being other people? Dr. Manhattan: I will erase everyone's memory as if this never happened. Nite Owl: I didn't know you could do that Dr. Manhattan: I have always seen that I could in this moment, therefore I can. Superman: You're much better than Captain Atom. Dr. Manhattan: I have always known you would say that. Superman: On second thought... Superman disables Moloch's Solar Mirror, then punches his way back through the dimensional rupture. Dr. Manhattan wipes everyone's memory. Moloch: What just happened? Dr. Manhattan. You lost. Also, the Solar Mirror just gave you cancer. Moloch: What? Rorshach: That's my line. Why did I say that? Dr. Manhattan: You were always going to get it anyway. You just got extra cancer. Moloch: That's completely pointless. Ozymandias: And now you have to wipe everyone's memory again. *Don't* you.[glares] Dr. Manhattan: I have always known you would say that. Silk Spectre: I didn't even get a part! Nite Owl: I have a headache. Dr. Manhattan: I can cure that for you. Nite Owl: I didn't know you could do that. Dr. Manhattan: I have always seen that I could in this moment, therefore... Nite Owl: Never mind. Ozymandias: When will this end? Dr. Manhattan: It never ends, Adrian. Rorschach: Hurm.
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It's revealed that all the interconnected coincidences really aren't coincidences at all! They're all carefully orchestrated by costumed terrorist The Watchman. The Watchman is festooned with clock faces but has none of the kitsch fun of the Clock King. The Minuteman form to stop his vast conspiracies as it turns out the group wasn't named as a reference to the Continental militia. Their motto is "WE watch the Watchman!" The Minutemen break up after they think they've vanquished the Watchman, not realizing this was all part of his master plan. Little did they realize The Watchman survived and is none other than Dr. Manhattan's father!
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It is revealed that Rorschach fathered an illegitimate child.
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My wife is currently watching "Downton Abbey", so I laughed my ass off at "Pound Sterling".
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I was going to make some kind of entry about each miniseries having a scene that reveals that at some key moment each character wet their pants like Batman but now I am just too fucking depressed.
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From the Minutemen miniseries: Hijinks ensue when the Minutemen encounter a team of inept copycats called the "Second Squad" Satin Spook: Failed model turned wanna-be vigilante. Incorporated her 3rd runner up Miss Wyoming State Fair sash into her costume. Gnatman: Died of a broken back on his first adventure when his attempt at recreating Mothman's gliding suit was less than successful. Sergeant Suburbia: Former National Guard Reserve member--family paid a migrant worker to take his place when his unit was called up. Founder and sole member of the Pleasant Meadows Neighborhood Watch. Shrouded Freedom: True name, age, and background unknown....he's a guy in a bedsheet, that's all anyone knows. Pound Sterling: Sterling Sheppleton--coin collector and English expatriate...moved to New York to escape creditors. The Swallow: Dan Dreiberg's uncle. Fights crime by making his foes collapse with laughter at his name. Cameo: Wanna-be femme fatale...actually a grocery bagger from Pasaic, New Jersey. Talks like a bad imitation of Marlene Dietrich and thinks being a pansexual nymphomaniac makes her seem "European".
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Dude, I have no idea anymore.
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In all reality, the worst part will be all the celebrity cameos that are shoehorned in attempting to be ironic. Try watching the last season of Quantum Leap if you want to see the horrors I'm talking about.
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All the main characters get sent to the future, our present, save the world in an angst-ridden yet swash-buckling style, discover that its ok, if a bit unpleasantly visceral (or optimistically sexually visceral) at times, to be human, and then have their memory wiped and sent back to where they began.
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The little girl was actually a crazed serial killer, and the guy was actually a hero saving his neighbourhood from her with his own vigilante justice :-)
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That's another one that really isn't all that badXD
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This IS a joke, right?
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Dr. Manhattan uses his clairvoyant omniscience to hear Right Said Fred early & decides that he's also too sexy for his federally mandated shirt.
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Any scene that conflicts with the Mayfair roleplaying game prequels that were actually produced with Moore's involvement.
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This made me laugh! It would make a fantastic four panel comic.
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I'd pay good money to read that Minutemen story.
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The Minutemen comic will actually be about the Great Lakes Minutemen.
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Yay! As my mother always said, an internet won is worth more than two internets found! Or something.
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Let's destroy Twilight's fanbase before we fight among ourselves.
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The scene where we learn that that creepy middle-aged guy DIDN'T actually kill that little girl and feed her bones to his dogs. It was all a big misunderstanding. The scene ends with a narration box telling us that the idea of humans being capable of such horror is silly and we should all be happy. Beat that.
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The vagina monster used to be a penis monster with gender identity dissonance.
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Tensing problems (a dude becomes a her mid-sentence) and the fact that you must not have read the source material mars your entry. What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone reading your post is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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I agree, but really the only surprise is that this took so long- you'd think these would have come out when the Watchmen movie was in the theaters.
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Before the events of Watchmen, Rorschach falls in love with a prostitute when mask shopping. He instantly decides to quit crime-fighting, remove his mask and gets a total personality change. The couple gets married, gets a beautiful house out of the city and have two kids, Rorschach Junior and Alan. Then, the entire family gets murdered by Batman who was binge drinking with Superman. The only survivor is Rorschach Junior. Somehow, this event makes him man up and become a complete clone of his father. Then, he returns to his father's home when he finds out about The Comedians's death and that's when Watchmen begins.
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Okay, I know this isn't a prequel, but I still wanted to post it. Dr. Manhattan comes back to Earth after the events of Watchmen. It turns out he came back to Earth after missing Spectre (aww). Silk Spectre is married to Nite Owl, but begins an affair with Dr. Manhattan after many years of marriage. Nite Owl doesn't notice this, since he's busy raising their son to become Nite Owl III and fighting crime with Rorschach. Rorschach takes notice of Silk and M and tells Nite Owl his suspisions in the form of a song (Okay, no but that would be hilarious if he did). Nite Owl doesn't believe him, but has a sinking feeling he's right. He discovers the affair when he comes home early from his son's school play. (The play was Betrayal by Harold Pinter, HOW SUBTLE). Nite Owl leaves crying, taking his son to Rorschach's lovely adobe. Of course, HI-LAR-IOUS high-jinks happen between Rorschach and the kid, but that's like the side plot. Dr. Manhattan reveals that he's going back into space since everyone hates him for flashing his dong at everyone. He wants to take Spectre with her. She's torn between going with her lover or staying with her husband. In the end, she sees an memory ghost thing of The Comedian who tells her to follow her heart and all that stuff. In the end, Silk decides to leave Nite Owl and go to space. Nite Owl, severely depressed, asks to move in with Rorschach (Spectre sold their house in order to buy a space suit to be with Manhattan) Rorschach allows Nite Owl and the kid to stay, and it becomes Two and a Half Men.
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Dr. Manhattan discovers he's allergic to cotton, rayon, vinyl, and leather, so he decides to stop wearing clothes.
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This needs more likes dammit!
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The scene you know that will be done; it shouldn't but you'll see the Comedian kill Hooded Justice since they will need to further show the Comedian as evil and nazi like. In fact, any air of mystery the Hooded Justice had will be totally ruined. That or they'll show how the Comedian built C3-PO
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Rorschach doesn't have an inner monologue. Ever.
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But Nite-Owl was based off of Ted Kord Blue Beetle, not Batman, That alone would make me upset... So I guess job well done?
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It's revealed that Rorschach hates and fears women because he once made a pass at Ayn Rand at a book signing and got punched in the balls.
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Sexy redesigns of Rorschach's mother and landlady.
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We are treated to the final moments of the Silhouette and her lover, in a two-page spread with no bearing on the plot whatsoever. Their conversation runs over a single image of the two having posed, anatomically improbable sex. In silhouette, of course. "Ursula, do you think two women who love each other can ever find happiness in such an ugly, unfair world?" "Shh, baby doll. Society may not accept us, but as long as we have each other... we'll find a way through the darkness, to a brighter tomorrow, where all kinds of love are accepted!" Then we see the shadow of someone holding a knife. The Comedian's narration: "They were found dead the next morning. Murdered. A hero, a friend. Someone who protected the weak. Killed... her only crime... <i>love</i>. Well, that ain't gonna happen to me. Love is a <i>joke</i>... if I want something, I'll take it!" We see him follow Sally Jupiter out of the Minutemen party.
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The Ozymandias comic is seen entirely from the view of Bubastis. They have to team up to get Ozymandias's favourite watch (made by none other than Osternman for some reason) back from the Comedian. Ink Blotz and Spots is an account of the teen Walter and his attempt to track down his deadbeat dad with the help of the minutemen! Turns out to be a fantasy created by him during the hours of his boring dead end job. Moloch The Menace. Issue one of the Minuteman Pulp serial where Moloch makes a rouge asbestos particle to inflict cancer on all of new york, then the world! Can these plucky young upstart minutemen put this crazy fiend in the slammer before it's too late.
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Rorschach as an embryo was removed from Silhouettes womb, after her death, and she of course was pregnant from the Comedian, who raped her, so Rorschach is Silk Spectres step brother, and after spending several months in incubation and fighting for his life Rorschach was given to a random whore to be brought up. So there you have it Rorschachs real origin story, and also, that explains his inability to form complete sentences, that being brain damage from the incubation period, and post womb-removal trauma.
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After breaking up with Dr. Manhattan (Again) The silk specter goes on a shopping spree with her BFF for life Nite-Owl. How much fun they will have in a 10 page trying on swim suits montage ala "the New Kid" It ends with Nite Owl, in the bathroom of the mall, alone. Crying while showing his Archimedes who is going to be the once and future king.
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They team up with Scooby Doo and the gang.
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Yeah, for this, normal rage isn't enough. I'm going to have to go FFF. Silk Spectre: The first SS becomes a proponent of early feminist thought, championing the efforts of suffragettes, advocating a women's right to choose, before she is contacted by Eddie Blake. After he explains the logical superiority of men to women, she changes her mind and settles down, content to let her husband take care of her. Ozymandias: He contracts one of the first cases of AIDS cruising in the toilets of Los Angeles. Dr. Manhattan, who is secretly bi, generates the appropriate antiviral in his body no problem, but must deliver it through his semen. Nite Owl: The first Nite-Owl discovers Dr. Manhattan's Citadel of the Atom, containing the Anti-Tachyon Time-Displacement Apparatus and a sealed note labelled "CONTROLS ARE SET. PRESS GO". He travels forwards in time, arriving in our world in 1999 at the exact moment Beruregard Fantilla, daughter of Ozymandias, The Ninth Doctor and Jesus, martial artist who has never been defeated, 10p Go grandmaster and world-famous model at 15, invents the ATTDA because she has discovered an alternative to her father's master plan that will save everyone and needs his assistance. Though no information can pass through the walls of the time machine, the whole plan is communicated simply by being in her presence. He travels back in time and explains Fantilla's plan to the Minutemen, at which they instantly give up their life of crime-fighting and turn to charity work.
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We learn that that at the very same time as Dr Manhattan is being created through a scientific accident, deep in a Siberian research facility, brilliant young Russian laboratory assistant Janek Ostrovic picks up the readings of the accident and recognises them for what they are- the creation of superlife by those cursed Capitalist dogs! Thinking that this was a deliberate attempt by the Americans to create superlife and not the accident it really was, Janek replicates the experiment himself. He's torn limb from limb into nothingness before reforming himself into a glowing crimson red being and becomes, duh-duh-dunnnnnnnnn... COMRADE TUNGUSKA! He soon realises that the Americans weren't trying to create superlife on purpose and curses Jon Osterman's name and sets off to confront him in Vietnam, where they have an epic giant-red-wang v giant-blue-wang battle to the sounds of 'Paint It Black' by the Rolling Stones blaring out from nearby Huey helicopters. However, unknown to us until now, Comrade Tunguska wins and destroys Dr Manhattan forever! As local radar comes back online after the blast of energy created by the battle, and as observers enter the area to find out what happened, Ostrovic sees his chance and turns himself blue before anyone can see, meaning... Dr Manhattan has been a Communist sleeper agent all along! This makes sense because no red-blooded true American would leave his wife for a 16 year-old girl in cosplay... Comrade Tunguska spends the next 3 decades mind-controlling Adrian Veidt, going along with Veidt's elaborate plan which would lead to peace talks between America and the USSR... and ultimately the invasion of the USA by the Commies! This is what Edward Blake had REALLY found out, and why he was ultimately dealt with.
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Due to the writer of the prequel series only skimming the original work, the outcast pirate from Tales of the Black Freighter is cast alongside the heroes of the Watchmen as one of their own.
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Minute Men is written as a series of historical articles from an indeterminate future period. At the end, it's revealed that the author of these articles is none other than a young, impressionable Spider Jerusalem, who becomes disillusioned and bitter after researching the sordid true stories behind the great heroes of the distant past. DC then triumphantly announces several new Transmetropolitan prequels.
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Dr. Manhattan's son, a 1st century Roman gladiator, intent on warning the future, takes a chunk of his father's thigh(from Dr. Manhattan's fight with Dr. Trickle, a disgraced former California govenor named Ronald Reagan) and uses this "blue matter" to send his father's creations, the autobots, back in time hoping to erase any confusing history and make things more "accessible".
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Scene: Rorschach pacing the ground outside an elementary school. In his hand he holds an ink blot, below which he has scrawled the words "Batman" "Catwoman". As kids come out he blocks them from getting on the bus, shoving the ink blot in their faces while screaming "STOP LOOKING AT THIS SMUT!" Then he shoves their noses up into their brains.
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Rama_58 has a good point: Fuck Stanley Kubrick, because in the end he does the same job as the guy who made High School Musical. Fuck Joss Whedon, because in the end he does the same job as the guy who made My Mother The Car. Fuck Douglas Adams, because in the end he does the same job as Stephenie Meyer. You are all pathetic for not realizing that when two things share the same medium, they are exactly the same.
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Are you sure this is the worst part, or the best part?
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Number 1 is the synopsis of Watchmen Babies: V For Vacation.
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We discover that Eddie Blake was briefly known as "The Dramatist" until he lost his frowny-face pin, leaving him with just the smiley one. There's another flashback to Vietnam in which Dr. Manhattan says "Eh-neeek-chock", Apache Chief-style, right before he approaches the Viet-Cong and makes them all explode. Bernie actually pays for a comic book, saying that he always supports the publishers.
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yep. tears which gave everyone cancer.
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Dr. Manhattan enjoys a refreshing COCA-COLA(R) after reconstituting himself, because his vast perception means that only COCA-COLA(R) can satisfy him. All other colas are shallow affairs, but COCA-COLA(R) is a rich, complex flavor that even Dr. Manhattan enjoys.
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The Comedian is given a tragic backstory with an abusive father. Why? Because no one can just have a "villain" anymore. They always need to make some antihero that you're supposed to feel sorry for no matter what atrocities they commit.
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Thanks, but wait until you see JaymusYawsley's entry, if you haven't already. Simple, to the point, & devastating.
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Oh god, this is gonna happen, isn't it..?! OH GOD NOT THE BEANS!!
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I want to cry so badly, because I know this is going to happen in some way or form... Rorschach is one of the most memorable of their characters and was perfect the way he was, so of COURSE they are going to find a way to fuck him up in all ways possible...
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Hooded Justice spends a lot of the issue explaining that he "really isn't racist" again and again.
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Last prequel has Superboy's punch open a portal to a new world - the Watchmen enter into the portal as the issue ends, with a promise that Watchmen will return this summer in Rob Liefeld's Pre-Maus!
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Every issue starts with an atom and spends 24 pages zooming out to get to the image that began each Watchmen issue. Alan Moore ghost wrote them.
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Guess I should have clarified that was Rorschach when he was a young Walter... but the image of an adult Rory wearing the sash and strangling tardy children is also entertaining.
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IT! COULD! WORK!!
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Carrot Top is jacked these days. He'd probably be a better choice. I can just see it now: he calls a meeting to order of the Minutemen. ... and unveils a clock with all their pictures on it! (Get it? *Minute*men! HA!) ... and he serves juice, of the brand MinuteMaid! ... and unveils the miniature figures he made of everyone, the Mini-men! (Or Minutemen (pronounced "My-Nyoot Men") I'll stop there.
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From the first issue of Dr. Manhattan's miniseries--page one: (page-sized panel of nude Dr. Manhattan) "Hello, readers. My name is Dr. Jon Osterman--better known as Dr. Manhattan. Thank you for purchasing the first in this series of graphic periodicals detailing my exploits. I hope you enjoy reading of them. But before we begin the story, there is one issue I feel we should address..." Page two: (page-sized panel of Dr. Manhattan's crotch) "These are my genitals. They are going to be exposed thusly on multiple occasions throughout this series. To maximize your reading enjoyment, I recommend that before you begin you take a moment to consider my genitalia...stare at it--go ahead...It is of no concern to me. Now, take all the time you require to become acclimated to my prominent, visible, unclothed penis and testes....meditate upon them, examine them with utter scrutiny, look upon them until their presence no longer seems an odd, shocking, or humorous matter....I will wait: I have all the time in the universe. Whenever you are ready, turn the page, and begin reading....Thank you."
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A moose bit my sister once...
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Beat me to it! :(
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I am SO stealing "Wrinkle-Free Wraith"! XD
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I thought these were supposed to be BAD ideas! XD
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We find out who watches the Watchmen. It's Watch-Mite from the 5th dimension.
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the thorough investigations of Nite Owl´s bowel movements during his first encounter with criminals according to Rorschachs journal, In full detail!!!
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i am always on call
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Always trust the Doc to perform the necessary "surgery" on ailing comments ;)
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Ozymandias settles on his superhero identity after being bitten by a radioactive history fair.
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The Twill Spectre overcomes chafing and itchiness upon discovering a fantastic new fabric from the Orient.
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Putting Rob Liefeld and Watchmen in the same comment?! (Must purge this comment with fire!!!) You know DC is a big enough attention whore to make this happen.
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Did I really write kid hood? Childhood.
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Pouches containing pouches, perhaps?
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Turns out the Comedian was Rorshach's father all along, after knocking her up when he banged her for a can of beans and his old trench coat. The young Rorshach then treasures the coat as the only connection to his father, and incorporates it into his costume in the hope that his father will finally be proud of him after recognising it and his heroic deeds in the paper.
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