• sit in front of the pc and masturbate chop your onions while Hogwarts students fall to their deaths from Slytherin tower as a "tiny" Hermione sticks it up her vag.

• "releasing the manhattan" sounds like blueballing to me

• His power level was over 9000 for sure

• Were the recommendations "anything other than this video?"

• If he knew who his father was maybe he wouldn't be looking up to Goku.

• "Why can't I wake up, and if I'm late for school, just teleport there and be on time?" But if you're late, how can you be on time with teleportation?  Or as my wife said, you'd be instantly late.

•  C-C-C-Catholic Church Debacle!

• Has anyone ever seen a black super saiyan? They all look the same to me.

• He only took off his shirt because it wasn't ripping to shreds from his fierce, ever-growing, non-existant muscles.

• see... thats what I've been doing incorrectly. Ive always got 'man of constant sorrow' playing for my background music, and I'm not taking enough breaks in between my screaming. THAT's why I'm still chubby and white...

• Super Poopin'. Am I right?

• Dammit Rob I hate you

• You know they sell over the counter products to help with constipation... LAME

• I ahhh. Well... Whatever you want man... just never leave the room. Also he sounds like a motorcycle and that look he gives the camera at the end almost made me throw up in disturbed horror.

• That is just sad...  

• C-C-C-combo restorer!

•  How many episodes does it take?

• Holy Crap! I've been turning Super Saiyin every time I have a night out on the beer and hot curry. 4am when it's time to hit the loo as the beer and curries break free. But I've done that same thing including shirt ripping on the dunny! Go me. I'm a super saiyin!

•  One of us! One of us! One of us!

• I looked it up for those of us not 10 years old: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Saiyan Synopsis begins:"The series begins with a young monkey-tailed boy named Goku befriending a teenage girl named Bulma. " Scotch please. Leave the bottle.

• I thought I was quite wholesome, but I don't think even the most purest human being could go back to what they were after getting hooked on TR. No regretssss.

• actually wait a minute - "i've got a better idea - sit in front of the pc and <s>masturbate</s> <b>chop your onions</b>

• i've got a better idea - sit in front of the pc and masturbate.

• Make some black friends. Better yet, go to the beach or pool sometime and look around. If you can't to that, get on the internet and educate yourself. It's all fascinating stuff!

•  looks like we got another deepak chopra...

•  No, just torn between being horrified and proud.

• After seeing this, I had to try myself.  I tried so hard, that I crapped Abraxas' pants!

•  Jesus Christ, should I be ashamed that I understood all those references?

•  With an onahole.

• it means masturbation; this is TR, everything is masturbation.

• Unbelievable

•  Release the Manhattan? That is an entendre? So those were not drinks people were ordering at the bar? I'M SO CONFUSED!

•  He means he made it while using his friends as witless pawns in his macabre theater of filth and depravity.

•  That would help him out greatly if he ever wandered into a neo nazi rally.

•  Would likely be more entertaining.

• So the secret to being a super saiyan is making sounds like your driving a really fast car. Then taking your shirt off and embarrassing yourself on the interwebs.  Sounds overrated.

• C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!

•  Ah, trying to hit us with the ol' logic paradox trick so you can see which of us are androids, eh?

• constipation is a b*tch!

• But in the Munich Circus it was known as The Amazing Fuzzy Blue Scrotum!

• Bitch he looks like Goku! ... Alright, I'll just go sit in the corner now. I deerve it.

• I have the saddest boner right now...

•  Ah, Kurt Wagner's fuzzy blue scrotum...

• I'm intrigued by these Dorgan Balls I've heard so much about.

• The 90's. You kind of had to be there.

• Cheers! I read yours in German Nihilist's from Big Lebowski voice.

• For some reason, this reminded me of Chronicle. I think this ends with him using his Super Saiyan powers to blow-up hospitals and rip apart Seattle

• China man burned toilet paper = I can be a Super Sayan!

• I seriously still don't know what to think of this.  

•  Because after three minutes of screaming, that is the only logical response.

•  Were I in the room with this jackass at the time he was doing this I would have smacked him across the face.

• I gave you a "like" because I totally read that in Brian Blessed's voice.

• I don't know why, but this is my favourite comment so far.

• It sounds like he's driving a mouth-car

• Black people: the super saiyans of humans. Now, somebody buy this kid a science book.

•  ~:(:)!:(:)@:(:)#:(:)$:(:)%:(:)^:(:)&:(:)*:(:)(:(:)):(:)_:(:)+:(:)\:(:)|:(:)}:(:){:(:)

• I was watching this on my phone at lunch and the moment he really got into the screaming my phone died... that means it's real right?

• <(''<) (>'')> ^( '' )> <( '' )^ <(''<) (>'')> ^( '' )> <( '' )^ <(''<) (>'')> ^( '' )> <( '' )^

• !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

•   I was waiting for his mom to come in.  Or Master Roshi.

• It seems like he's forgotten a couple of key facts. First of all, in order to go Super Saiyan, you must be at least half-saiyan (as in the alien species.) Second of all, DBZ IS NOT REAL IT'S FICTION. ARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!

• SHAZAM! mine's easier.

• Was I the only person that expected him to spontaneously burst into flames?

• he looks more like a crack head just saiyan...ha ha..

• You chose to watch the video. Even knowing ussually it a shark jump. You hit the play button. You watched it. So you ruined your own time. :P Besides isn't that we on Topless Robot for??

• This comment is gonna keep me laughing all night. Thanks.

• Terrible.

• This kid and the RZA need to hang out.

• I'd still run away from him.

• I am impressed, only because he didn't black out; and because I heard Sean Schemmel passed out doing this.

• great... thanks... I could have used that time... for... for just about anything... that was MY time... and you ruined it..  *sigh*

• I was expecting somebody to punch him mid scream.

• """""""""""""""""""""

• SAIYA-JIN!!!!!!!! 

• I think she means one of the recommended videos that pop up after the video is done.

• I was actually expecting something hilarious, like someone running in and bleaching the dudes hair or something.  Instead... No, I like my version better, so I'm just going to rewrite that memory so that I watched something hilarious instead of what ever the hell that was...

•  ????????????????????

• ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

•  Abraxas' DBZ name: COCK-A-ROT!

• oh, smashy, MAKE ME PAY! I ... was a naughty abomination....

• I think he's done it. By making this video, he has ensured that he will DEFINITELY become a Super Saiyan through the video editing powers possessed by others. Indeed, it's already started: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcGwVaalqJk&feature=related

• Did I just watch a kid give himself a stroke? Self snuff films are the new internet sensation!

• That's why I'm not gonna leave a snarky comment on his Youtube page. When it does happen, I don't want to be on the other side of that vicious beating.

• "I am <strike>only mildly ashamed chopping my onions</strike> <strong>thrusting into my virgin sweat spray-scented onahole</strong> with elation that I got that incredibly obscure reference <strong>as I pleasure myself to Sam/Bee</strong>"

• I am 12 and what is this?

• Screaming really loud is the trying to use to force to grab the TV remote of the younger generation.

• yes

• Ah, Rachel Summers...

• I was expecting to see at least some cheap ass CGI or make up used with some clever editing. Instead I got this. Slightly dissapointed.

• At first, I thought this was building up to some sort of special effect where he actually did turn into a Super Saiyan. And then after about a thirty seconds of him doing that, I realized that it wasn't. Then it just became sad.

• I am <s>only mildly ashamed</s> <b>chopping my onions with elation</b> that I got that incredibly obscure reference.

• I've never seen DragonballZ, but I remember what I used to do with my spare time when my family wasn't home. It usually involved Alan Davis issues of Excalibur and some tracing paper. And some vague feelings of shame.

• :the sound a PENIS makes <strike>as</strike> while it's given <strike>the TR massage</strike> a thorough veggie washing by a Razorclaw Shifter strumpet as <strike>Snarf</strike> <strong>an Illithid pimp</strong> chops the onions:

•  "So, is this a commercial for a butt plug <strong>modeled after R2-D2</strong>? I really hope <strike>not.</strike> <strong>with all of my PENIS that it is!</strong>"

• I am only mildly ashamed that I got that incredibly obscure reference.

• masturbation + constipation = masturpation = the greatest STJT ever of all time, of every time.

• Masturbation + constipation = Japanese superhero?

• :the sound a PENIS makes <s>as</s> <b>while</b> it's given <s>the TR massage</s> a thorough veggie washing by a Razorclaw Shifter strumpet <b>as Snarf chops the onions</b>

• I become a Super Saiyan every time I take a shit.

• I'm sorry, it seems my Shock Siteinator has backfired. I intended for that video to be viewed by Rob.

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