Dammit, Ender Has a Chair
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?…which means the Ender’s Game movie has actually entered production and will be made. The image comes from the technically official if decidedly low-rent Ender’s Game Movie Tumblr, on which it is the sole post. If I sound unexcited about an Ender’s Game movie, well, I am, mostly because I hate Orson Scott Card and wish him ill. If someone in the porn industry could go ahead and start production on Ender’s Gayme, as we discussed, so we could send it to Card and possibly give him a stoke, that would be awesome.
About The Author
Robert Bricken is one of the original co-founders of the site formerly known as Topless Robot, and its first editor-in-chief, serving from 2008-12. He brought the site to prominence with “nerd news, humor and self-loathing” as its motto, raising it from total internet obscurity to a readership in the millions, with help from his savage “FAQ” movie reviews and Fan Fiction Fridays. Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. Despite decades as both an amateur and professional nerd, he continues to be completely unprepared for either the zombie apocalypse or the robot uprising.