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All that aside, I will give OPI credit here because there has never been a better name for any product in history than "Just Spotted the Lizard." Well played folks, you really, um, nailed it there. (Via Comics Alliance)
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To be fair, OPI gives all their nail polishes cheesy dumb names. For example, Call my Cell-ery (a grassy green), Chocolate Shake-speare (a flesh color), and Can't you Sea? (an ocean blue)
with great polish comes great screen doors in submarines. Thank you, i'll be here all the week, please try the fish.
This explains their "Meet and Jingle," a little better and maybe their "wocka wocka" that I saw at the nail salon.
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY:"The Amazing Spider-Man" can officially be called a chick flick.
I this this was a story about a Polish Spider Man. And in turn, a page full of jokes about Pollocks. You have disappointed me.
I once bought a bottle of Opi called 'Mer-Maid-to-order', and another called 'Don't Socra-TEASE Me'
Opi is sort of all ABOUT puns... And since I spent about 70$ on the Wonderwoman M.A.C. Cosmetics, I'll end up with these too.
i envision this as my most devious euphemism yet - it will have no clear meaning at all, rather, it's a stand in for any act or action or reaction that's just too perverted to state openly.
ex: wow, you put Rob next to TRON and it's like he's just spotted the lizard for the first time.
ex: Potimus was sent to the raperack for spotting the lizard.
I would think "spotting the lizard" means you just saw someone's PENIS, because to "drain the lizard" is for when a man pees, and said lizard is his PENIS.
"Be seen in this reptilian yellow-green."
Well geez, that's a freaky way to describe someone's lizard. They should see a doctor. Abraxas, your diagnosis?
