This long-awaited (by me) new promo for the Tron: Uprising cartoon is short, but it knows how to use it (so to speak). People say longer clips are always better, but I say it's not the length, but the girth of the promo video, and this thing has girth -- new footage, evil red-glowy guys, disc fights... Hell, after watching this preview a few dozen times, I could use a cigarette, and I don't even smoke.
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I'm pretending the Tron: Uprising promo is a penis. That's clear, right? (Via ToyNewsI)
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Hmm, so he watched this a dozen times, and it's only eighteen seconds long, so that's just three minutes and thirty-six seconds. What do you know, Tron: Uprising "is" a lot like a penis.
And in 15 seconds it already has more Tron than the entire Tron: Legacy movie - sure, just because the movie is named after a character doesn't mean it needs to have anything at all to do with that character and Jeff Bridges has more name recognition than Bruce Boxleitner even though Bruce could out act, out perform and plain out presence Jeff any day of the week.
For some reason, as I was reading this, I remembered that scene from Hook when Ru-ru-rufio finally admitted that Peter was Peter. "You can fight, you can fly, you can--"
Though I'm not sure if Jeff Bridges would look as fetching with black and red hair.
Luckily, after Rob has ruined two keyboards through the internet, I have a plastic slipcover now and my keyboard is safe. Might need a new slipcover though, this one is melting.
wow, watched Legacy at a friends house sunday and he asked me if this was still coming out, I guess the question prompted Disney to get to work!
ugh can the Sims styled animation just go away. It looked bad for MTV Spiderman and worse somehow for Iron Teen Adventures. It has improved somewhat for this but that isn't saying much
If this Tron: Uprising video *ISN'T* a penis, then will somebody please explain to me why I've been trying to jam it up my arse for the past 10 minutes?
Siringsly! You blighter! I've never seen such a waste of a damn fine vintage in all my life. We agreed at the gentlemen's club that it must only be used for sipping and enemas, and most definitely *NOT* to be used for monocle soaking.
Not crazy about the elongated limbs a la Phantom: 2040, but it won't stop me from watching it.
got to give props to the animators during to even troy a tron cartoon though surprised its not some cgi version.
The article summary reads, and I quote, "In which I imply I'm still sexually attracted to the Tron franchise..."
"Imply"? I think you went past implying a long time ago, Rob...
