I can't wait for this dopey Skyrim fascination to pass. It handles clunky, every character looks depressed and moves like a puppet and it's boring to wander through the landscapes. How is this so big? I really don't get it (explanation? please?).
Anyone who hates themselves enough to plumb the depths of erotic My Little Pony fan fiction knows that Pinkie Pie is a terrifying murder machine, but thanks to a new Skyrim mod, we now have visual proof. There's actually something strangely hypnotic in watching a cartoon pony mercilessly kill, maim and behead hundreds of citizens of Skyrim for three full minutes. Indeed, there's not a lot of friendship actually going on here, unless by "friendship" you mean "murder." (Via Kotaku)
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I can't wait for this dopey fucking My Little Pony fascination to pass. It's like geeks weren't happy plumbing the depths of dignity. They had to plumb the depths of those depths.
And I looked, and behold a pink horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him.
Hypnotic... between the editing and Pinkie Pie's unflinching smile (and eyes) I simply can't stop watching this. That, and now everytime I hear "sunshine" I want to punch Ulfric Stormcloak in the face.
I KNEW THE PONIES WERE TRULY MASS MURDERERS! All that happiness, luring in legions of fans with cuteness... They have been building a cult! An army to dress as Ponies and rampage among the non-believers!
They called my crazy... They kicked me out of my Conspiracy Theory group when I mentioned Plan Pony-Play, telling me I wanted the Kink Support Group next door... They MOCKED MY POWER POINT PRESENTATION! BUT I WAS RIGHT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! NOW WHO WILL FALL TO THE PONIES, YOU FOOLS?! I HAVE PREPARED! I AM READY FOR WHAT IS COMING!
MAY THE WAR OF MAN AND PONY... BEGIN!
It won't when you're slowly tuned in to rock hard stone!..........I see you point.
Do we know for sure they doesn't prefer Alfalfa?
How about Alpha 5?Just want to be sure..How about Zordon?
Then I need to find an Elf, a couple Humans, a Dwarf, a Hobbit, and a Lizardman.
Get my party ready.
I will take you down, Pony.... I will take your fuzzy ass down... For I have more than a pony... I HAVE A HORSE!
Yes, this does mean "I Have A Horse Outside"... Now that song is in my head..
The good Dr. admits defeat? What madness is this?! Well, alright, I'll give the madness it's due.. It IS Abraxas Brand Madness. I bought 30 cases of it for only 999,999,999 small, easy payments of 29.99! They even threw in a free "Abraxas Madness Brand CAN OF MADNESS OPENER"! I ONLY HAD TO PAY SHIPPING AND HANDLING!
If you are paying for handling, you should insist Dr. A does indeed, handle it.
Accept no substitutes.
Pinkie Pie has done some pretty violent things in fanfiction, but killing an entire town's worth of people with smaller versions of herself has got to be a new one...
....I'm ok with this.
On a side note: Never brake a pinkie Promise.
also: Smile Smile Smile!
Of course your okay with this Tardis Lego. We all know that it was your mod that was played up there. We know what type of monster Pinkie is and how much you worship said monster. :P
so just to be clear - this is what we're masturbating to today.
also - "Anyone who hates themselves enough to plumb the depths of erotic My Little Pony fan fiction Rob Bricken knows that Pinkie Pie is a terrifying murder machine...." fixed!
"Anyone who hates themselves enough to plumb the depths of erotic My Little Pony fan fiction Rob Bricken knows that Pinkie Pie is a terrifying murder machine godlike entity capable of bending space & time to her whim & able to crush us all in a millisecond, keeping us alive only because of her playful, merciful nature & due to our ability to provide her with continuous offerings of cake & sweets...."
I thought this was common knowledge, people.
"Anyone who hates themselves enough to plumb the depths of erotic My Little Pony fan fiction Rob Bricken knows that Pinkie Pie is a terrifying murder machine godlike entity capable of bending space & time to her whim & able to crush us all in a millisecond, keeping us alive only because of her playful, merciful nature & due to our ability to provide her with continuous offerings of cake & sweetsto stuff us full of cupcakes, cotton candy, and other various sweets until they practically ooze out our various orifices, like our ears, our nostrils... and our PENIS SHAPED BOOB HOLES...
A million dollars, a yacht, a batmobile, a lifetime's supply of pudding,...Cupcakes?
10 PRINT "Sweet Christmas!"20 PRINT "The Ponies never end."30 PRINT "Why did I watch the whole thing?"40 INPUT "go to bunker? y/n", a$50 IF a$ <> "n" THEN GOTO 1060 END70 REM not quite an infinite loop but let's face it at TR the answer is always y
