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"'Scuse me, I was just about to vacuum my drapes."
"Now, if you'll just leave your clothes on the table there and bend over, we'll get this colonoscopy underway."
"The people in the screaming car said they'd pay my drink tab if I stood here and held this. Jokes on them, I plan on going on a Scotty Level bender tonight."
(Mostly because he looks vaguely put out and uncertain as to just what he's holding.)
(OOOHHH. 12:01 Monday. Not Tuesday. eh, oh well, I never win anyway.)
No, no, no Marty both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids Marty, something gotta be done about your kids!
Hi, I'm Dr. Shatner. Getting your prostate examined is nothing to worry about - just lean over and think warm thoughts...
"Fuck! Someone's going to post this on the internet and have a caption contest. Probably that sick FFF site Topless Robot."
"Who touched my scotch?"
"I'm going to catch the ghost of my career, and hold on to it as long as I can"
Ready to get down to business with his charged Proton Pack, William headed into the church in his finest all-weather jacket when he spotted them and cursed under his breath. How did the paparazzi consistently manage to interrupt his most private moments?
And in the newest casting news, William Shatner cast as Akira in the new live action remake.
1) I know this thing captures ghosts. What I want to know is if it will help me pleasure the ladies.
2) After taking the lives of Romulans, Klingons, and Redshirts, I now get to take their souls, too.
3) Money for ghostbusting comes out of your paycheck year after year. But when you have a ghost, you need your busting now! With a negotiators help, the process can be sped up. Time is running out. Don't delay. The call is free. When your ghostbusting benefits have been delayed, get a negotiator that means business. Call Rescue 9-1-1. The negotiating offices of Kirk, Hooker, Crane, & Goodson right now.
Venkman: "Hee hee hee. 'Khaaaaaan!'. That was your whole plan, huh? 'Khan'. Very scientific!"
I guess this is what Dan Aykroyd had in mind when he mentioned re-casting Peter Venkman....
Michael Bay just found his new movie pitch: GHOSTBUSTERS 3D!
Costarring Shia La Beouf, John Tuturro, and Nicholas Cage!
Doctor Who never should have lent Captain Kirk the Tardis, When he does,this is the type of stuff that happens.
Im a bisexual woman. Imlooking for people with the same orientation, so I place my sexy and hornyphotos on the site -----w w w d a t e bic o m-----,I will wait for the very one to check me out there, my profile isunder the username 'jessica123'. Like minded bisexual ones please check meout~~~~I honestly wish to know more bisexual.
I feel like this one is a little bit long for a photo caption. I mean, I'm sure that's what Bill Shatner is thinking about, holding on to that nuclear-photon-generating vibrator, is that he's bi and really looking for more bisexuals to look at his sexy and horny photos. I just don't think "datebi" is his kind of website. Maybe "bisexualnegotiator" or "sexline dot com". Or he might just be thinking what I'm thinking when I read your post, Angelina:
"Coooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"
Thanks folks. I'm here all week. Tip your waiters, or they'll pee in your food.
Tired of all the rumors floating around about Ghostbusters 3, William Shatner decides to make his own Ghostbusters 3, Shatner himself playing all four main parts.Bill Murray says go for it.
Reason number one that Members Only won't become retro-cool: hiring William Shatner as their spokesmodel.
