"I used to be a starship captain. Then I took an arrow to the knee."
How the crew of the Enterprise really searched for Spock...
"'Scuse me, I was just about to vacuum my drapes."
"Now, if you'll just leave your clothes on the table there and bend over, we'll get this colonoscopy underway."
"The people in the screaming car said they'd pay my drink tab if I stood here and held this. Jokes on them, I plan on going on a Scotty Level bender tonight."
(Mostly because he looks vaguely put out and uncertain as to just what he's holding.)
(OOOHHH. 12:01 Monday. Not Tuesday. eh, oh well, I never win anyway.)
Bill Murray? Who the FUCK is Bill Murray?
No, no, no Marty both you and Jennifer turn out fine. It's your kids Marty, something gotta be done about your kids!
Spock....Spock..... what the Hell does this contraption do?
Hi, I'm Dr. Shatner. Getting your prostate examined is nothing to worry about - just lean over and think warm thoughts...
WHO... ARRRRE... you. gonna Call?
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
FUCK YOU DOOHAN AND KELLEY!
I think the best caption is the one you already gave: "SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE F$%#."
"Bust or GTFO."
Ghostbusters III: The Final Frontier
"Now get me a sonic screwdriver."
"anyone see my toupee? I think it when that way!"
This is what happens when you boldly go where no man has gone before.
"Fuck! Someone's going to post this on the internet and have a caption contest. Probably that sick FFF site Topless Robot."
"Who touched my scotch?"
Rescue 911: Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good.
"I'm a ROCK - IT - MAN"
"I'm going to catch the ghost of my career, and hold on to it as long as I can"
You can go In Search Of this stuff all you want. I'm going to hunt it down!
Drop your pants and cough....or else!
Its takes a Big Giant Head to eat a Big Twinkie.
I swear Spock's ghost is fucking with me.... not anymore.
Ready to get down to business with his charged Proton Pack, William headed into the church in his finest all-weather jacket when he spotted them and cursed under his breath. How did the paparazzi consistently manage to interrupt his most private moments?
If someone asks me if I'm a god I say.... well... of course.
"This time I am beaming them up."
Bill finally signs on for "Ghostbusters 3", producers say, "a few surprises in store".
"Khan's back... this time, it's personal."
And in the newest casting news, William Shatner cast as Akira in the new live action remake.
"I ain't afraid of no Gorn!"
1. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Shatman!
1) I know this thing captures ghosts. What I want to know is if it will help me pleasure the ladies.
2) After taking the lives of Romulans, Klingons, and Redshirts, I now get to take their souls, too.
3) Money for ghostbusting comes out of your paycheck year after year. But when you have a ghost, you need your busting now! With a negotiators help, the process can be sped up. Time is running out. Don't delay. The call is free. When your ghostbusting benefits have been delayed, get a negotiator that means business. Call Rescue 9-1-1. The negotiating offices of Kirk, Hooker, Crane, & Goodson right now.
Venkman: "Hee hee hee. 'Khaaaaaan!'. That was your whole plan, huh? 'Khan'. Very scientific!"
I guess this is what Dan Aykroyd had in mind when he mentioned re-casting Peter Venkman....
Michael Bay just found his new movie pitch: GHOSTBUSTERS 3D!
Costarring Shia La Beouf, John Tuturro, and Nicholas Cage!
Doctor Who never should have lent Captain Kirk the Tardis, When he does,this is the type of stuff that happens.
Im a bisexual woman. Imlooking for people with the same orientation, so I place my sexy and hornyphotos on the site -----w w w d a t e bic o m-----,I will wait for the very one to check me out there, my profile isunder the username 'jessica123'. Like minded bisexual ones please check meout~~~~I honestly wish to know more bisexual.
I feel like this one is a little bit long for a photo caption. I mean, I'm sure that's what Bill Shatner is thinking about, holding on to that nuclear-photon-generating vibrator, is that he's bi and really looking for more bisexuals to look at his sexy and horny photos. I just don't think "datebi" is his kind of website. Maybe "bisexualnegotiator" or "sexline dot com". Or he might just be thinking what I'm thinking when I read your post, Angelina:
Thanks folks. I'm here all week. Tip your waiters, or they'll pee in your food.
"Ready for my role in the next Bay film- Avatar 2: Superman Reborn."
entry 3 hey carrie fisher i dare you to wear this
entry 2 so how do i use this thing to rerecord rocket man
get rid of me will they with this priceline will rue the day
Two...in the box, READY...to go.We be...fast.They be......slow.
Tired of all the rumors floating around about Ghostbusters 3, William Shatner decides to make his own Ghostbusters 3, Shatner himself playing all four main parts.Bill Murray says go for it.
entry one wonder if this machine is a new way to finaly screw price line
Because fuck it - Spock already banged Uhura.
Reason number one that Members Only won't become retro-cool: hiring William Shatner as their spokesmodel.
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