Usually at 2pm on a Friday, Rob tests the limits of your sanity with Fan Fiction Friday. Since he's off until Wednesday and my tenuous grasp on reality couldn't withstand the horrors of FFF, I'm skipping it this week. I'm sure you are already planning on thanking/cursing me for this in the comments. But as a gentle substitute and possible peace offering, I present to you a look at a different kind of depravity: the life of a World of Warcraft addict. What you'll see here is a tender tale of a man, his neglected wife, and the honorable (yet sexually open) orc woman who can help the pair heal and find a fresh start. Truly this is a tale that all 21st century couples can relate to. And that's one to grow on!