Although you guys are pretty terrific, it's not always easy being the substitute teacher. Especially on Fridays when you were expecting to get down with some FFF nastiness. But just like comedians shouldn't go on stage and take material from their peers, I believe that Fan Fiction Friday is strictly Rob's thing and I would be doing him, this site and myself a disservice by posting some. But Thanks to Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, I can present to you something almost as unnerving -- the Masters of the Universe reciting dialogue from 50 Shades of Grey. Try to enjoy it as much as you would the soul-crushing material you usually do around these parts on Friday afternoons.