When I heard about Marvel's newest movie-verse short for the Avengers Blu-ray-- one starring Lizzy Caplan finding a Chitauri rifle and making bad decisions -- the first thing I said to myself was, "Boy, I hope the first clip contains no Lizzy Caplan, no rifle, and is less than 10 seconds long! That would be the best!" Okay, not really, but I wanted to introduce this clip in a pretty condescending way. Honestly, if Titus "The (Non-Johnny Cash) Man in Black" Welliver weren't playing a SHIELD agent, I probably wouldn't even bothered. I love Titus in anything, but he's a pretty poor substitute for Lizzy Caplan.